Great One-Liners In Porn Movies

[blue ballz 22]

probably not in any movies but someone should say (if it hasnt already been said) "bend over and smile like a donut"

 

[allan]

probably not in any movies but someone should say (if it hasnt already been said) "bend over and smile like a donut"

you had me laughing out loud there

 

[senob44]

The only one that comes to mind for me was from some old video that was a compilation of scenes. I forget the name.

Two chicks are licking and blowing a guy at the same time. One of the chicks says "Is this what you guys mean by a double-header?"

 

[Alan Yegar]

"Who wants to fuck my mouth!"

 

[senob44]

^ Sure, I'll take you up on that offer.

Oh, you were just pointing out a one liner....

 

[Violator79]

"Who wants to fuck my mouth!"

Be careful what you wish for.

^ Sure, I'll take you up on that offer.

Oh, you were just pointing out a one liner....

Case and point.

 

[D-rock]

The most annoying one-liner in porn. Probably because Nick Manning says it at the end of every scene he's in.

Somehow I get the feeling I'm not the only one that he makes you have a urge to beat the shit out of him because he's such a putz?

 

[lickknob25]

The most annoying one-liner in porn. Probably because Nick Manning says it at the end of every scene he's in.

There is one movie where he says to the gal,"name that tune?" and she replies "dropping fucking loads" as she wipes the cum off her face.

 

[Facetious]

I like on "Teen Tricks", when Rod Fontana is in his office of "Notorious Productions", he's fast on the phone making sales calls in an attempt to sell his latest release "My Ass" and some long legged, lightly freckled Irish looking chic with long black hair walks into the office with shiny black vinyl shorts and introduces herself to Rod as being available for the next release, "My Ass II".

So she's showing Rod her ass and unzips the rear, right down the middle and says "I wanna be in My Ass II" and Rod says "you wanna be in "My Ass II ?
I want to be in your ass too !! " :yesyes: and she follows with, "well, you could be, so long as I'm in My Ass II".


"do you want it in your mouth" ? is a standard favourite .

 

[maildude]

Traci Lords from Traci, I Love You: "I was drunk on cock!"
Steven St. Croix to Celeste in Borderline: "More head, por favor?"
Evan Stone describing his cock to Briana Banks, who thinks it's a telephone, from Blond And Blonder: "It's a dictaphone!"

 

[Donkey Boy]

Damn...I can't remember the actress...it'll probably come to me after I hit submit. Anyhow, relatively hot brunette, normally does raunchy DP scenes, MMF, etc. has a deep, raspy voice.

One scene she is fucking and sucking a guy in a barn/stable and when she's done blowing him milks his dong and slings his load on a pile of cow manure.

Then she says:

"You guys are gonna have beautiful children." or something distubingly along those lines. :1orglaugh

 

[Kil4Thril]

I saw an old compilation where a white dude was licking a black chick's pussy, and she asked:
"Where'd you learn to do that?"
He said "Reader's Digest".

 

[SacramentLoG]

"DROPPING FUCKING LOADS":thumbsup:

LOL! yep

 

[BlueBalls]

'Come over here and let me fuck your vaginal wall' :dunno:

Well done.

 

[squallumz]

hehe, in girlvana 2 (an excellent lesbian flick btw), on the BTS stuff, i forgot who it was who said it but this girl was eating out the other girl and that girl that was getting eaten out could squirt and so the girl licking her pussy was try to get her to cum and was all "baptize me with your cum!"

and she also referred to her pussy as a "birth canal" which was really funny cause mike quasar (the director and camera guy) was totally shocked at that term. he even stopped and was like WTF?! he thought it was funny as shit. hehehe u gotta see it.

 

[Skunkcash]

"Nurse, suck my dick, stat!"

 

[LBP 76]

'Come over here and let me fuck your vaginal wall' :dunno:

Well done.

By FAR the best so far.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

 

[STDiva]

"Take that black dick!!!!"
- Every black pornstar ever.

 

[ChefChiTown]

The foreign dude from Busty Adventures is pretty hilarious.

"Oooh, you so good. So many sperms por you. You want to work por meeeee?"

 

[Gape_Fan]

Austin Kincaid in one of those cheating husband/share your wife sets. She's found out her other half has been cheating, so she gets "revenge" by fucking some other guy infront of him:

Husband - Austin, can't we work this out?
Austin - (just before sucking down on the other guy's cock) - We are!