Little Red Wagon Repairman
Girls Can't Wrestle
Are your friends teasing you about your disgusting bong that looks like it has moldy dingleberries growing from the inside? Have you tried putting 91% Isopropyl ******* with Kosher Salt in it, then shook the bong until it felt like your arms were about to fall off, and your glassware was still dirty? I have a solution for you. Just take your bong, fill it about halfway with warm to hot water, then pour in a half scoop of OxiClean. Let it sit and leave it for an hour or two, depending on how dirty it is. Watch OxiClean unleash the power of oxygen to make those tough and embarrassing stains go away. Just rinse away thoroughly and you'll have a bong you'll be happy to pass around. It's amazing!
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