What should I expect?
(thanks in advance)
(thanks in advance)
Going to Bogota Colombia in May.
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I want to go to a strip club there. From what I have been told that anywhere south of Calle 19 is dangerous for tourists.
Anyone ever been there before?
A strip club with only Latinas sounds rather inviting.
Namreg
Banned
and trannies. and insects. and disease. and no indoor plumbing... but on the other hand, cocaine. it's a hell of a drug. or so i've been told.
I have never tried Cocaine.
Mutant ant/woman hybrids that'll gladly fuck you condom free and give you the most wondrous orgasm you've ever had right before tearing your skull in half, feeding on the brain and various other pieces of matter within before laying their mutant space jelly eggs into the ever rotting mush inside that are the remains of your once living and prosperous carcass.
If you come back alive having never met one of these goddesses then your trip was hardly worth it.
If you come back alive having never met one of these goddesses then your trip was hardly worth it.
Pussy.
Snauser
Banned
Hold the phones, i've been there a few times-
Bogota is HUGE but there are great areas to go that are quite modern and cool.
Okay-
first - strip clubs - ask for La Piscina which is in a decent area and a really cool club, i had a great time there.
2nd, in the downtown area there is a whole row of bars near The Platypus hostel, which is a great hostel to hang out and find out whats going on btw, alot of expats etc.
More coming....
Bogota is HUGE but there are great areas to go that are quite modern and cool.
Okay-
first - strip clubs - ask for La Piscina which is in a decent area and a really cool club, i had a great time there.
2nd, in the downtown area there is a whole row of bars near The Platypus hostel, which is a great hostel to hang out and find out whats going on btw, alot of expats etc.
More coming....
Bring the jumbo box of condoms. I mean the extra jumbo box. Or two of the triple jumbo box.
Don't drink the water.
Find the bigger bars where there are other tourists.
Make sure she doesn't have a wiener (unless you're into that).
Never, never, ever let your passport out of your possession. Wear a fanny pack during sex if you have to.
That is all. Have fun.
Don't drink the water.
Find the bigger bars where there are other tourists.
Make sure she doesn't have a wiener (unless you're into that).
Never, never, ever let your passport out of your possession. Wear a fanny pack during sex if you have to.
That is all. Have fun.
Snauser
Banned
Alright, the girls are freaking HOT. If you are taking any side trips while there i would strongly suggest going to Cartagena which is on the north coast. Some great beaches you take a boat to get to, stunning women.
But if you are just hanging in Bogota, downtown is a good place to be, alot of things happening all the time. As far as dance clubs, Gotica is really nuts. 4 levels of different themes of music and once again stunning girls.
And yes, the "party favors" are among the best in the world, and insanely cheap. I met guys there who were just there to do coke for a month
Way over the top imo, but the shits that good.
There are other strip clubs and clubs, best bet is to inquire at the Platypus!
Any other questions, fire away.
But if you are just hanging in Bogota, downtown is a good place to be, alot of things happening all the time. As far as dance clubs, Gotica is really nuts. 4 levels of different themes of music and once again stunning girls.
And yes, the "party favors" are among the best in the world, and insanely cheap. I met guys there who were just there to do coke for a month
Way over the top imo, but the shits that good.There are other strip clubs and clubs, best bet is to inquire at the Platypus!
Any other questions, fire away.
meesterperfect
Hiliary 2020
ah, good for you BC.
yes bogota is a huge city.
of course stay out of the poor areas as you would do in any city in the world.
dont wear shorts and sandals, you'll look like a typical gringo backpacker who deserves to be robbed or cheated.
dont talk loud, be relaxed.
dont expect to meet a girlfriend in such short time (although its possible), but that usually will just lead to a lot of stress when you return to the states.
stay away from the street walkers, they are more trouble than theyre worth.
you know in the strip clubs there you can have sex with the strippers right?
a normal place will cost about 80,000 pesos for an hour, 40 bucks.
an upscale place where the women are like nothing you see in the states, ridiculously hot will be about 150,000 pesos for an hour or hour and a half.
thats the way to go if youre just gonna be there for a short time.
after they dance they come around for tips, just say vamos and she'll do the rest.
another little bit of info. dont go there with too much american dollars, because exchanging it is a pain and you wont get the true value.
use atm's this way you get pesos, you get the full value and there is little or no charge if you use banco de bogota or bancolombia atms
aso dont buy stuff with your debit card, just withdraw the money from atms and pay cash for everything.
you can pm me but i'm not sure if your pms are working still.
have fun!
p.s., stay away from other tourists, usually theyre fucking idiots.
the hostels also, filled with dirty backpackers smokin pot and doing coke.
besides why would you want to go all the way to colombia to hang out with u.s.a or euro whore mongers bragging(bullshitting) about themselves?
yes bogota is a huge city.
of course stay out of the poor areas as you would do in any city in the world.
dont wear shorts and sandals, you'll look like a typical gringo backpacker who deserves to be robbed or cheated.
dont talk loud, be relaxed.
dont expect to meet a girlfriend in such short time (although its possible), but that usually will just lead to a lot of stress when you return to the states.
stay away from the street walkers, they are more trouble than theyre worth.
you know in the strip clubs there you can have sex with the strippers right?
a normal place will cost about 80,000 pesos for an hour, 40 bucks.
an upscale place where the women are like nothing you see in the states, ridiculously hot will be about 150,000 pesos for an hour or hour and a half.
thats the way to go if youre just gonna be there for a short time.
after they dance they come around for tips, just say vamos and she'll do the rest.
another little bit of info. dont go there with too much american dollars, because exchanging it is a pain and you wont get the true value.
use atm's this way you get pesos, you get the full value and there is little or no charge if you use banco de bogota or bancolombia atms
aso dont buy stuff with your debit card, just withdraw the money from atms and pay cash for everything.
you can pm me but i'm not sure if your pms are working still.
have fun!
p.s., stay away from other tourists, usually theyre fucking idiots.
the hostels also, filled with dirty backpackers smokin pot and doing coke.
besides why would you want to go all the way to colombia to hang out with u.s.a or euro whore mongers bragging(bullshitting) about themselves?
Oh, I see. You like her with a wiener, don't you?
sweet. Give BlueBalls a call sometime.
First I would like to tell Dirk to fuck off.
Now that we have that out of the way, thanks for the wealth of info MP.
You guys remember the Colombian girl that I spent new years eve with in NYC?
Well, she is more of a friend with benefits and she asked me to travel there with her.
I will stay at a hotel called Dann Carleton north of the city near Chia.
Not sure if I am looking for sex with prostitutes or strippers but I think I would like experience a Colombian strip club.
Probably would like to hang out in some of the nicer clubs to meet real people.
Now that we have that out of the way, thanks for the wealth of info MP.
You guys remember the Colombian girl that I spent new years eve with in NYC?
Well, she is more of a friend with benefits and she asked me to travel there with her.
I will stay at a hotel called Dann Carleton north of the city near Chia.
Not sure if I am looking for sex with prostitutes or strippers but I think I would like experience a Colombian strip club.
Probably would like to hang out in some of the nicer clubs to meet real people.
meesterperfect
Hiliary 2020
yeah i'd like to tell dirk to fuck off too.
having said that.....
its not mexico, the water in colombia is purer and cleaner than most parts of the usa.
dann carlton is a very upscale hotel, nice.
again, have fun.
jod0565
Member, you member...
Good luck with going where you want, then.
Sounds like you'll be at her family's place; eating, drinking, getting married...
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