Girls, Which One Would You Like To Receive From Your Boyfriend On Christmas?

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Red Roses or Leonidas Belgian Chocolates
Choose...
 
Something that's dieing or something that's fattening?

No offense man, but in the 21'st century these are still the choices?

Roses and chocolates?

Sounds like 1929.

But, I'm not a woman...

Happy Holidays.
 

Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
To be honest, that's more of a Valentines type gift.
 
The answer to this question is LINGERIE DUDE! Haven't you been watching tv? Nothing but lingerie ads...or diamond ads. Lingerie is cheaper!
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Don't buy her that crap. Go out and buy a nice, thick rubber dildo, paint your face on the tip of it and put it in her stocking. Trust me...when she pulls it out of her stocking, it will instantly become a Christmas that she will never forget.
 
Neither. Both gifts will likely disappoint. Sorry to be blunt, but its true....its not like you just started dating and her bday got sprung on you, you know when Christmas is so you've had time to plan for a more thoughtful gift.

If you can't think of anything more meaningful, just play it safe with something sparkly. Most women love jewellry.
 
Both! Haha chocolates and roses go hand in hand. ( No matter how unoriginal)
But for sentiment's sake; I would choose the roses.
 
Don't buy her that crap. Go out and buy a nice, thick rubber dildo, paint your face on the tip of it and put it in her stocking. Trust me...when she pulls it out of her stocking, it will instantly become a Christmas that she will never forget.

Also, if she instantly starts to use it, It seems you will fucking have a happy holiday indeed!
 
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