girls born in august 1990 to now that have turned 18
- Thread starter mestizo1990
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Browse your local high school for seniors.
Pedophile! ::runs away::
But seriously.. nobody tells the truth these days. Good luck finding an actual age on a pornstar.
ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Step 1) Put on a pair of really tight shorts. Tight enough that your balls hurt.
Step 2) Walk outside in said shorts.
Step 3) Scream, "HELP, MY BALLS ARE DRY" at the top of your lungs
Step 4) Wait.
Step 5) Wait some more. The first girl who approaches you will be a fresh, 18 year old porn star, so be patient.
Step 6) When she says, "Are you ok?", spit in her mouth. Don't question me, just do it.
Step 7) While she is crying, remove shorts.
Step 8) Place the ring finger on her left hand directly on the area which is right between both of your testicles.
Step 9) Wink at her. Job well done.
What does this have to do with anything? Nothing. That's right, nothing. G'day to you, sir. :hatsoff:
You had a funny until step 8. I had to think about that one, which in turn made this into some sort of complex joke. YOU SUCK CHEF!
::walks away trying not to draw attention to the finger between my balls::
Step 1) Obtain the birth registry for girls born August, September and October of 1990.
Step 2) Cold-call all of their mothers saying, "I'm sorry to hear your daughter is a porn star."
Step 3) When one of them starts crying instead of getting mad or hanging up on you, you've got the name of your porn star.
Will E Worm
Conspiracy...
Please use spell check and capitalize the correct letters.
Look them up on Iafd.com or Adultfilmdatabase.com.
:wtf: Sorry...
Senob says he's quite good at it, too.
