No one said that life was supposed to be fair...
But being a Man also has its perks. And I don't care if I pass off as perverted and offensive for looking at a woman's breast, I'm a guy and as long as I don't pass certain boundries, who care... - while I'm at it, I'll also look at her ass.
Sort of had to laugh at the top part with the Police... as long as the woman is halfway good looking - really, who cares if she touched my crotch? As long as she didn't squeeze to hard or kick it... Or is a real Fugly! Yet, rather than go to complain about a Fugly touching my crotch, I'd hide that fact in shame... and with dignity.