Gatorade Drops Tiger Woods!

[alexpnz]

Is Nike Next? :dunno:
http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=4950137

 

[The Grasshopper]

That's G... :o

 

[jod0565]

Cool.

 

[mrtrebus]

According to wikipedea Gatorade is "Intended for consumption during physically active occasions". Surely Tiger is their ideal marketing tool!

 

[anomaly]

......until he starts winning and the public "forgets" about his indiscretions.

 

[PirateKing]

moar liek haterade. amirite?

yeah thats right Diva, i just stole your bit. watcha gonna do bout it?

 

[STDiva]

moar liek haterade. amirite?

yeah thats right Diva, i just stole your bit. watcha gonna do bout it?

My lawyers will be contacting you.

 

[dooney]

Feel bad for Tiger but he still rich

 

[J_Mags]

moar liek haterade. amirite?

yeah thats right Diva, i just stole your bit. watcha gonna do bout it?

Yup...Tiger is perfect for Haterade.

 

[Ace Bandage]

Oh damn, this will knock him down from:
$1,275,500,000 all the way to
$1,225,000,000

That ain't right. I mean, fuck man, a guy has to feed his kids. How is he going to survive on this? Somebody start a telethon!

 

[Legzman]

why they drop tiger? :dunno:

 

[lurkingdirk]

I doubt this has as much to do with his marrital indescretions as it does with the fact that he's not playing, winning, or even in the public eye so much at the moment. He'll get new sponsorship when he starts playing again.

maybe.

 

[maildude]

That "Ball In Your Pocket" flavor sucked anyway!

 

[Doc Scurlock]

In a couple of months.

Tiger wins Masters.

Gatorade comes crawling back.

 

[tartanterrier]

I'm sure Red Bull could save him

 

[Will E Worm]

Good :hatsoff:

I want to see Tiger working at Footlocker. :tongue:

 

[lurkingdirk]

I think he's going to be okay.
http://www.uncoached.com/2009/06/25/20-pictures-of-one-of-the-homes-of-tiger-woods/

 

[Legzman]

I think he's going to be okay.
http://www.uncoached.com/2009/06/25/20-pictures-of-one-of-the-homes-of-tiger-woods/

Christ. Hard to see how he got all that pussy with a crib like that! :eek:

 

[BlueBalls]

why they drop tiger? :dunno:

Because Gatorade is the moral authority of which all of us must adhere.

Without their guidance who knows what state the human race would be in today. Rape and murder for instance might be rampant.

Oh great and moral Gatorade, guide us pathetic mortals in all of your infinite wisdom and grace. :bowdown:

 

[Ace Bandage]

Good :hatsoff:

I want to see Tiger working at Footlocker. :tongue:

The man has over a billion dollars. He could decide not to work another day the rest of his life, and he'd never be wanting. Tiger doesn't need any of these sponsors. He doesn't even need golf anymore. Believe me, they need him much more than he'll ever need them. Which is why they'll all come back once he starts playing golf again. Because when you get down to it, Tiger behaved like any man would have. You can't fault him for that.