One day a little boy woke up and sat down at the table expecting breakfast. However, his ****** says, “You don’t get any breakfast until you do your chores.”
A little upset, the boy goes out to do his chores. When he goes to milk the cow, he kicks it. When he goes to get eggs he kicks a chicken, and when he goes to feed the pigs, he kicks a pig.
When the little boy sits down his ****** gives him a bowl of dry cereal. “Where is the bacon, eggs and milk?” asks the little boy. His ****** replies, “I saw you kick the cow, so you don’t get any milk, I saw you kick a chicken so you don’t get eggs, and I saw you kick a pig so you don’t get any bacon!”
Just as she finishes saying this, the boy’s ****** comes down the stairs, trips over the ****** cat then turns around and kicks it.
The little boy looks up at his ****** with a big grin and asks, “Do you want to tell him, or should I?”
A little upset, the boy goes out to do his chores. When he goes to milk the cow, he kicks it. When he goes to get eggs he kicks a chicken, and when he goes to feed the pigs, he kicks a pig.
When the little boy sits down his ****** gives him a bowl of dry cereal. “Where is the bacon, eggs and milk?” asks the little boy. His ****** replies, “I saw you kick the cow, so you don’t get any milk, I saw you kick a chicken so you don’t get eggs, and I saw you kick a pig so you don’t get any bacon!”
Just as she finishes saying this, the boy’s ****** comes down the stairs, trips over the ****** cat then turns around and kicks it.
The little boy looks up at his ****** with a big grin and asks, “Do you want to tell him, or should I?”
