Funniest hitchhiker sign you have seen/read?

I read one a week or so ago and his cardboard sheet said:

"Looking for a ride, I promise I won't **** you"

He looked rather young, but still, I found it funny he had the balls to stand out there with a sign like that. Especially in a city where police do not take kindly to this sort of thing.

Have you read any funny or interesting ones?
 

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