Mister Voldude
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I´m bored,so:
Which girl wants to fuck with me?!
Maybe chat (Twitter,MSN ... etc.) ... pics,vids?!
Which girl wants to fuck with me?!
Maybe chat (Twitter,MSN ... etc.) ... pics,vids?!
Fun: Which girl wants to fuck with me?
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GregCentauro
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Does it have to be a girl? :shy:
Ms. Righty, Mrs. Lefty, and Dame C. Holio could be available.
Why don't you post a picture of your junk in a box, and we'll all figure something out.
Why don't you post a picture of your junk in a box, and we'll all figure something out.
You're a somewhat disturbing person :1orglaugh
I could always tuck it between my legs and we can see where the evening goes 
In the meantime I agree that you cannot kiss me on the lips. I don't know you as well as some other members on here so you are not privileged to do so. You cannot touch me, I touch you. If you try and put your ding a ling inside of me, I will beat you. In the meantime it will be sexy time when I blindfold you, rim your ass with my tongue and middle finger, shove a cucumber up your tight ass, tie you up, and drip candle wax on your naked, freshly shaved cock and balls. Then I will insert matches inside of your penis, light them, and show you exactly what it means when I tell you that you have the chance to be the light of my life.
After that we can do what I call a baked potato and that is where I make a baked potato and freshly after it is done, where it is all hot and steamy, I will shove it up your butt. You will screech in pain most likely, but I know, in my mind, it is only screams of ultimately pleasure.
If you are a good boy I will give you a reach around. However, if you dare cum or put any of your cum on me, I will throat fuck you until you puke more than a Sasha Grey scene.
So. Sexy time... I like how you think. PM me, big boy!
I will show you a Thursday night you will never forget. :hatsoff:
In the meantime I agree that you cannot kiss me on the lips. I don't know you as well as some other members on here so you are not privileged to do so. You cannot touch me, I touch you. If you try and put your ding a ling inside of me, I will beat you. In the meantime it will be sexy time when I blindfold you, rim your ass with my tongue and middle finger, shove a cucumber up your tight ass, tie you up, and drip candle wax on your naked, freshly shaved cock and balls. Then I will insert matches inside of your penis, light them, and show you exactly what it means when I tell you that you have the chance to be the light of my life.
After that we can do what I call a baked potato and that is where I make a baked potato and freshly after it is done, where it is all hot and steamy, I will shove it up your butt. You will screech in pain most likely, but I know, in my mind, it is only screams of ultimately pleasure.
If you are a good boy I will give you a reach around. However, if you dare cum or put any of your cum on me, I will throat fuck you until you puke more than a Sasha Grey scene.
So. Sexy time... I like how you think. PM me, big boy!
I will show you a Thursday night you will never forget. :hatsoff:
I could always tuck it between my legs and we can see where the evening goes
In the meantime I agree that you cannot kiss me on the lips. I don't know you as well as some other members on here so you are not privileged to do so. You cannot touch me, I touch you. If you try and put your ding a ling inside of me, I will beat you. In the meantime it will be sexy time when I blindfold you, rim your ass with my tongue and middle finger, shove a cucumber up your tight ass, tie you up, and drip candle wax on your naked, freshly shaved cock and balls. Then I will insert matches inside of your penis, light them, and show you exactly what it means when I tell you that you have the chance to be the light of my life.
After that we can do what I call a baked potato and that is where I make a baked potato and freshly after it is done, where it is all hot and steamy, I will shove it up your butt. You will screech in pain most likely, but I know, in my mind, it is only screams of ultimately pleasure.
If you are a good boy I will give you a reach around. However, if you dare cum or put any of your cum on me, I will throat fuck you until you puke more than a Sasha Grey scene.
So. Sexy time... I like how you think. PM me, big boy!
I will show you a Thursday night you will never forget. :hatsoff:
You had me at "tuck it." :lovecoupl
Have you ever heard of the Fleshlight? Might be good for you. Apparently, the Fleshlight never says no.
:weeping:
Thanks for pouring salt on an old wound. I was just forgetting about that time the fleshlight I bought turned me down and actually took its own material life. Thanks a lot!
I could always tuck it between my legs and we can see where the evening goes
In the meantime I agree that you cannot kiss me on the lips. I don't know you as well as some other members on here so you are not privileged to do so. You cannot touch me, I touch you. If you try and put your ding a ling inside of me, I will beat you. In the meantime it will be sexy time when I blindfold you, rim your ass with my tongue and middle finger, shove a cucumber up your tight ass, tie you up, and drip candle wax on your naked, freshly shaved cock and balls. Then I will insert matches inside of your penis, light them, and show you exactly what it means when I tell you that you have the chance to be the light of my life.
After that we can do what I call a baked potato and that is where I make a baked potato and freshly after it is done, where it is all hot and steamy, I will shove it up your butt. You will screech in pain most likely, but I know, in my mind, it is only screams of ultimately pleasure.
If you are a good boy I will give you a reach around. However, if you dare cum or put any of your cum on me, I will throat fuck you until you puke more than a Sasha Grey scene.
So. Sexy time... I like how you think. PM me, big boy!
I will show you a Thursday night you will never forget. :hatsoff:
You've just beaten Blue Balls. Kudos to you
ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
I aim to please Boothy. I am to please......
No, you aim for my asshole. I mean, I'm not complaining...I'm just sayin'.
PirateKing
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Sure thing sexy. Just let me put on my wig and make-up.
It took you this long to realize that?!? What was your first clue? :1orglaugh
