Fucked Up Nicknames You Have Given People

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I slept with this gal called Rita who I called Rim Job Rita. When other fellas did the same as me with no rim job people started talking... a lot, wondering why they didn't get rimmed too. Well, I made it all up and there was no rim job even if I did use Rita's vagina for wiener storage. That nickname circulated all over the gym and may have bled onto her practice as a Psychologist.

 

[tvstrip]

How about actual names?
Like anyone with the family name "Ennis" naming their child with anything starting with a "P"

 

[Mr. Daystar]

I worked with a guy, that went to school with a guy named Richard Cranium. I've worked, and known him for 25 years, he is not a liar.

At this same job I had a nickname for a first shift drunk. I called him Otis, mainly because he was a decent guy, but he had a problem. The nickname I gave to the 2nd shift drunk, was "Useless", mainly because he was an obnoxious, loud mouth hood rat, and he served no purpose.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I worked security with a guy named Edward who was so dumb I called him Special Ed.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Another place I worked the manager hired this overly-coiffed actor type from NYC. Jewish too. I yelled at my manager in his office about hiring him and didn't allow my Black goon friend to ever go and bail him out. "If he don't belong here he shouldn't be here!", I'd tell him while restraining King Kong. I named the little fella CK1. He thought it was because he used cologne and smelled good. About six months later along with six months of everyone laughing behind his back he realized I named him Christ Killer #1.