2007: may haff used the shirt for sex clean up. For the year.) Soo absorbent. So cummy. Permanently yellowed and wrinkled. Put into storage for later bleaching? Tie-dyeing? Perhaps one day...
2012: storage unit got thrown away when life happened and i couldn't pay for it, and it was a 2 hour drive to it, anyway. :\ 1st and 2nd shirt lost.
2024: the third shirt finally arrives and it doesn't get used for sexual things or stored. Only unironically as advertising and conversation starter? Cytherea decides to marry me for my sarcasm and shirt. Gets used as a shield against her gushing?