Florida Bans Sex...

Kingfisher

Here Zombie, Zombie, Zombie...
Well it turns out the inbred legislators of Florida, America's dead wang, had inadvertently ****** sex. Morons...



Florida is a popular state when it comes to sex news. There was the chick trying to score a hooker for her ***, the homeless men getting paid to take a beating for fetish flicks, the guy who was caught stealing a bag of sex toys from his boss, the *** who pulled her *** out of school because of some chick’s cleavage, and then there was the chick who sold her ex’s stuff online while posing half nude with each item. Must I go on? These people are weird when it comes to sex. Maybe, it’s something in the water or too much time spent under the sun. Either way there’s always something juicy to report from Florida.

This time around the Sunshine State seems to have inadvertently ****** sex. New legislation banning sex with ******* didn’t quite take the time to define “******” and since humans are also *******, some claim that Florida has flat out ****** sex. Don’t worry, no one is actually gonna take this little language hiccup seriously, but it did bring to light the fact that ********** is only ******* in 32 states, 16 of which have made it a felony, while the remaining 18 have no laws against it.

The new Florida legislation was brought on, in part, by a man who ****** a goat to death by puling on its collar while fucking the hell out of the poor little bugger. The man was later apprehended trying to ****** another goat. Unfortunately, there was no law against what he did. After all, slaughtering a goat to make some yummy lamb tandoori isn’t *******. Fucking it is, though, now anyways, but the Florida legislation ****** a little too late to do anything about this particular man with the goat fetish.
 

Connor Macleod

Moderator
Staff member
This won't be funny until someone actually challenges it in court. :1orglaugh

Okay, so they couldn't arrest that sick bastard for having sex with a goat, but doesn't Florida have an ****** cruelty law on the books? I'll venture out on a limb and say this **** certainly qualifies. :rolleyes:
 
This **** is going to hit the fan at the retirement communities!
 
Well it turns out the inbred legislators of Florida, America's dead wang, had inadvertently ****** sex. Morons...



Florida is a popular state when it comes to sex news. There was the chick trying to score a hooker for her ***, the homeless men getting paid to take a beating for fetish flicks, the guy who was caught stealing a bag of sex toys from his boss, the *** who pulled her *** out of school because of some chick’s cleavage, and then there was the chick who sold her ex’s stuff online while posing half nude with each item. Must I go on? These people are weird when it comes to sex. Maybe, it’s something in the water or too much time spent under the sun. Either way there’s always something juicy to report from Florida.

This time around the Sunshine State seems to have inadvertently ****** sex. New legislation banning sex with ******* didn’t quite take the time to define “******” and since humans are also *******, some claim that Florida has flat out ****** sex. Don’t worry, no one is actually gonna take this little language hiccup seriously, but it did bring to light the fact that ********** is only ******* in 32 states, 16 of which have made it a felony, while the remaining 18 have no laws against it.

The new Florida legislation was brought on, in part, by a man who ****** a goat to death by puling on its collar while fucking the hell out of the poor little bugger. The man was later apprehended trying to ****** another goat. Unfortunately, there was no law against what he did. After all, slaughtering a goat to make some yummy lamb tandoori isn’t *******. Fucking it is, though, now anyways, but the Florida legislation ****** a little too late to do anything about this particular man with the goat fetish.

But do they have anything on Ohio? I'm sure StanScratch could answer this for us. :D
 

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
Fuck you, Ohi...no...wait...Florida this time? Huh. Well, anyway, fuck you, Ohio.
 
Hehe, of all the *******, a goat has to be one of the worst picks.
 
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LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my ******
This means bad things for the populace of Six Toed County Florida.
 
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