Finish the Sentence

[TallCowboy]

dreams of Jeannie but instead,,,

 

[Montrealman]

..... I dreamed of work.

Well it seems to be....

 

[pitino]

...another typical day at work

in erotic life i **** when...

 

[HeartBroker]

my pasties fall off !!

At the store yesterday I saw the most...

 

[jod0565]

..ugliest panties in the world.

Unlike the rest of the world, here at Freeones we like to...

 

[member006]

talk about panties and our Moms.

Its so hot my dinner is not ......

 

[drdeath67]

...cooling off enough to eat it!

What would you do if...

 

[member006]

a deer showed up at your patio door?

A shotgun is not a option, so you....

 

[drdeath67]

...just invite it in for a ****!

Have you ever seen a ***** deer? They are so....

 

[member006]

funny when they trip on their antlers.

A Apple pie is just that until you....

 

[drdeath67]

...you hump it like the guy on American Pie! LOL

Comedies are not funny when...

 

[member006]

they blow opportunities like I just did. I should have said they get bold and show their racks.

I can't think fast tonight I ......

 

[drdeath67]

...may need a small *** or a big basket of fruit or a book of matches or a small furry...

 

[jod0565]

...beaver to keep me warm.

Looks like the temperature will keep...

 

[FCCA]

...the hoes in skimpy clothes.


Mika Tan is the best oriental...

 

[jod0565]

...cook this side of the Mississippi.

Swamp breath during a date will...

 

[member006]

cause it to end swiftly.

Its so hot my boobs are....

 

[darkhorse30]

growing larger.

I hope tomorrow is...........

 

[member006]

better than today.

Have you ever just.....

 

[D-rock]

...felt like kicking that guy at the supermarket checkout.

It's the end of the world...