Finish the Sentence

[FCCA]

...DEEZ NUTS



my momma told me to...

 

[Montrealman]

...write to the FCC eh ?

So then I was about to ....

 

[drdeath67]

...jump into a pool filled with sharks when I suddenly realized...

 

[Montrealman]

....plastic balloon sharks are FUN !

But then ....

 

[drdeath67]

....one of the bit down on my leg and said, "HA! Fooled ya!"!

So I just....

 

[dave_rhino]

...put my hand up its arse and went on with my day.

Midnight came, and i realised i had become...

 

[drdeath67]

...Dave Hippo...MAN I need to diet!

What time is it when you lose you wallet? It's time to...

 

[member006]

get new pants?

I never thought I would....

 

[drdeath67]

...have a friend named Dr Death!

So what is it when....

 

[member006]

you can't remember the day you....

Always wanted to go to the Alps until I found out....

 

[drdeath67]

...they were so far away! So instead of there I went to....

 

[dave_rhino]

my garden and played on my swings.

AIDS was created when...

 

[nothingandless]

...the destroyer of souls decided it was time to ruin lives on a grand scale.

***** pudding is best served with...

 

[dave_rhino]

"a dead cat" proclaimed Kim. Clearly she was wrong, everyone knows you should eat ***** pudding with...

 

[drdeath67]

...liver and fabba beans! LOL

LOOK! There is a ...

 

[dave_rhino]

...large empty space. Lets fill it with thousands and thousands of...

 

[drdeath67]

...large breasted woman that are horny as hell!!!!

Having a zipper sewn into your neck would be....

 

[nothingandless]

...convenient at eating contests.

300 hamburgers later, i...

 

[drdeath67]

...cut myself and **** mustard, unions, lettuce and pickles!

Jumping hurtles is fun until...

 

[nothingandless]

...slip on a turtle shell and break your femur.

i can't stand it when...