Finish the Sentence

[drdeath67]

...farted a globe or the earth out of my ass and MAN did that hurt! So...

 

[jod0565]

...I looked it up on google earth and saw...

 

[Montrealman]

...myself typing this, with a 5 second delay, so I could bleep myself.

The next ...

 

[jod0565]

...time I eat corn, I'll be sure to...

 

[drdeath67]

...not use a pitchfork! After my wounds healled...

 

[Montrealman]

...I went back to Nurse school.

Eating pie, I ...

 

[drdeath67]

...got my glasses broken when she crossed her legs!

Anyway....

 

[Joanne1700668391]

...I've discovered that if a man eats garlic before you blow him...

 

[drdeath67]

...he will STILL make those funny faces and noises when you are almost done!!

Tomorrow is a....

 

[D-rock]

...first day of the rest of my life

Silly rabbit Trix are for...

 

[jod0565]

...johns.

Eating at the "Y", I suddenly...

 

[Jacksson_77]

... saw my "X".

She came over to me and...

 

[Montrealman]

...asked me to leave.

I came only to ....

 

[drdeath67]

...go but since I'm here I'll leave!

Wait a minute, what the hell am I ....

 

[jod0565]

...thinkg. I was just here.

If you cross a newt with a...

 

[drdeath67]

...the Pillsbury Dough boy you would get a rat with a yeast infection!

Porcupines are very...

 

[Montrealman]

tasty if steamed.

Between two ....

 

[drdeath67]

....boobie I want my face when I die!

BUT....

 

[Montrealman]

....I'd rather live to enjoy those boobies.

If she called me Mr.Speedy, then I don't think it's ...

 

[drdeath67]

...because of the way I drive!

It's not right to getting your freak on with a....