Finish the Sentence

[slowhand]

And do you think he needs a shower.



Its Monday and I don't..................

 

[member006]

...want to be here.

I can't understand why..........

 

[slowhand]

Mondays was to be so hard.



If I read a book I might.................

 

[coolbeers]

fall asleep

the last thing I wanted to do today was..........

 

[member006]

....hurt anyone's feelings.

Sometimes I think its just...........

 

[slowhand]

Not worth it any more.



Hold on tight and dont...................

 

[Stormtrooper]

Press your meat against your monitor

With that said, its most definitely time for.....

 

[slowhand]

A long nap.




Today is one day that I could....................

 

[member006]

...stay in bed so I won't kill my boss.

If he calls one more time............

 

[slowhand]

Im going to ring his neck.



I wish I could get way and...........

 

[ZoWhat]

take a vacation.

Once when I was on the beach, I saw....

 

[Montrealman]

...two gorgeous girls taking wind surfing lessons.

Their instructor was one happy....

 

[wigster]

chap because it was windy and they had good waves

I looked back to the beach and saw.....

 

[nightwanker]

... a beach soccer game, that I didn't want to miss.

I went to my hotel ...

 

[slikpulla152]

fell off the balcony

I just saw a ...

 

[wigster]

tellytubby

who said to me.....

 

[slikpulla152]

what the hell is a tellytubby

The last time i played football..

 

[wigster]

i pulled my groin

so i went to the.....

 

[bodie54]

...groinacologist, who recommended....

 

[wigster]

i should stop pulling my groin all the time

when i was walking through the hospital.....