finally figured out how to have sex with hot porn chicks.
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RealMenSwallow
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Not to be harsh, but you'd probably have to start out pretty low on the porn food chain, perhaps even in gay porn, and I don't think you want that. So I'm gonna call it here, and say it wouldn't work. Maybe you could start web-camming with your girl, and then move up and up to porn star status, but unless you meet a porn star that lets their fans fuck them, I doubt you're in for much pleasure. :dunno:
raven_azrael
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Realmen si right. First do it yourself and create a web page. get some notice and them you can move to the industry.
wheres naldo
gay porn? dont let them drug you and take advanrage of you because they will
Have you figured out how to have sex with regular chicks yet? Or are you still jacking off to pictures on the internet?
Have you figured out how to have sex with regular chicks yet? Or are you still jacking off to pictures on the internet?
so what if he is hes a grown man.
it wont last five minutes before you get picked up by the police
fill out the details of your sexuality yourself. when they ask you. get you some pussy. seriously its good for you
I wish you all the luck men, don't forget i supported you when you on the top!!!
Don't listen to those guys saying gay is the way to go, She-males are the hot thing at the moment.
Get yourself some tits and you ready to go.
Don't listen to those guys saying gay is the way to go, She-males are the hot thing at the moment.
Get yourself some tits and you ready to go.
Here's what i can forsee...
Nail Naldo
First movie. Quite passive and easy role. Gay porn obviously.
The Naldinator
You have a bigger and more active role. Gay again.
Where's Naldo
Your first shot at hetero porn. Sadly, the offer cames from Siberia. The original title was Naldonosaur: It Cums From The Snow but due to your inability to cope with the weather they changed the title before the release. A flop...
Scary Movie 6
A little role where you are killed in an igloo while trying to find Naldo (a wink to your previous role) but sadly cut from the original movie due to the obscure reference and to meet PG13.
Naldinosaur: It Cums From The Center Of The Earth
Self-financed movie where you slap the cenario of the previous Naldinosaur movie on a volcanic setting. You are sending the final cut to everyone in the industry but ... you are still waiting for an answer.
Naldo 500
Looking for fame and a real chance in the hetero porn industry, you are going to San Francisco and let all walkers of the Gay Pride sodomize you.
Naldo Says No
Your first serious shot at hetero porn. Building on the success of your previous feat, you are playing the role of a gay man who says no and leave the scene. All you are doing is watch the other performs.
Naldo Says No II
Same role. But you appear in all scenes. The producers are building up for the next movie.
Naldo Says Yes
Same role. You appear in all scenes but at the end of the movie, after Miss World was fucked for nearly 30 minutes in front of you, your character finally shout "Yes!" at the very end of the movie.
Naldo The Dildo
A lesbian movie in which you are guess appearing using a dildo on pornstars.
Naldo Can't Say No
Your first performance. You fuck everything on the set, including males, cameramen, pornstars and a cat which was there by mistake. Sued by the PETA, you are ruined but you finally have access to your dream.
Nail Naldo
First movie. Quite passive and easy role. Gay porn obviously.
The Naldinator
You have a bigger and more active role. Gay again.
Where's Naldo
Your first shot at hetero porn. Sadly, the offer cames from Siberia. The original title was Naldonosaur: It Cums From The Snow but due to your inability to cope with the weather they changed the title before the release. A flop...
Scary Movie 6
A little role where you are killed in an igloo while trying to find Naldo (a wink to your previous role) but sadly cut from the original movie due to the obscure reference and to meet PG13.
Naldinosaur: It Cums From The Center Of The Earth
Self-financed movie where you slap the cenario of the previous Naldinosaur movie on a volcanic setting. You are sending the final cut to everyone in the industry but ... you are still waiting for an answer.
Naldo 500
Looking for fame and a real chance in the hetero porn industry, you are going to San Francisco and let all walkers of the Gay Pride sodomize you.
Naldo Says No
Your first serious shot at hetero porn. Building on the success of your previous feat, you are playing the role of a gay man who says no and leave the scene. All you are doing is watch the other performs.
Naldo Says No II
Same role. But you appear in all scenes. The producers are building up for the next movie.
Naldo Says Yes
Same role. You appear in all scenes but at the end of the movie, after Miss World was fucked for nearly 30 minutes in front of you, your character finally shout "Yes!" at the very end of the movie.
Naldo The Dildo
A lesbian movie in which you are guess appearing using a dildo on pornstars.
Naldo Can't Say No
Your first performance. You fuck everything on the set, including males, cameramen, pornstars and a cat which was there by mistake. Sued by the PETA, you are ruined but you finally have access to your dream.
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