Father shoots daughters laptop to teach lesson about FaceBook

[LukeEl]

This is how the next generation of porno actress shall be created.

 

[Krazy4Kobe]

Weird. I didn't know America was a socialist country.

Or do you mean 'socialist by proxy' via ownership by socialist China?

 

[Krazy4Kobe]

This is how the next generation of porno actress shall be created.

Then he'll have to buy her a new laptop so she can work her webcam shows! lol!!

 

[Sam Fisher]

Weird. I didn't know America was a socialist country.

Or do you mean 'socialist by proxy' via ownership by socialist China?

You sound very familiar... are you sure you aren't from Australia?

 

[Krazy4Kobe]

Hmmm...lemme check....nope -- no pouch and/or sober! :1orglaugh


Ummm...is Oz socialist, too?? :dunno:

 

[The Yak]

The marketing practically writes itself if she does decide to do porn. Make it all about getting back at Daddy and be sure to include plenty of black guys. I'd buy it.

 

[ThatRedWing]

p.s. -- nice to know down south you can just whip out yer '9' in public and blast off a clip when ever you get angry! lol!

If you listened to him, he said it was a .45, besides if he was on his own property and not right in town there is nothing to stop him from firing off a few rounds.

 

[Krazy4Kobe]

If you listened to him, he said it was a .45, besides if he was on his own property and not right in town there is nothing to stop him from firing off a few rounds.

As I said....

 

[LukeEl]

Not as effective as the fax machine scene in Office Space, now that is how you destroy a piece of technologu with the Ghetto Boys playing in the background.

 

[Sam Fisher]

p.s. -- nice to know down south you can just whip out yer '9' in public and blast off a clip when ever you get angry! lol!

Correction! Not just down south. And, it isn't limited to just 9mm.

:nanner:

 

[Krazy4Kobe]

'Down south' as in sub-49th.

 

[BlueBalls]

Ah... sweet public humiliation. That never does anyone any harm.

 

[The Yak]

The marketing practically writes itself if she does decide to do porn. Make it all about getting back at Daddy and be sure to include plenty of black guys. I'd buy it.

I thought of something else. After she's done filming her scenes they should show her getting paid. Then have a camera crew follow her to an electronics store where she buys a new laptop.

 

[Mr. Hyde]

Let's see....

Father is a chain-smoking asshole who seems to enjoy belittling his daughter and making asinine videos where he overreacts to things, and destroys perfectly good and expensive items that belongs to people he supposedly loves.

Daughter is an asshole who seems to enjoy belittling her parents and making asinine Facebook posts where she overreacts to things. Next stop? Personal self-destruction via either the stripper pole, or if we on Freeones are lucky, porn!

Thanks dad! You're keeping the porn talent pipeline wide open for us!