Father shoots ********* laptop to teach lesson about FaceBook

[LukeEl]

This is how the next generation of porno actress shall be created.

 

[Krazy4Kobe]

Weird. I didn't know America was a socialist country.

Or do you mean 'socialist by proxy' via ownership by socialist China?

 

[Krazy4Kobe]

This is how the next generation of porno actress shall be created.

Then he'll have to buy her a new laptop so she can work her webcam shows! lol!!

 

[Sam Fisher]

Weird. I didn't know America was a socialist country.

Or do you mean 'socialist by proxy' via ownership by socialist China?

You sound very familiar... are you sure you aren't from Australia?

 

[Krazy4Kobe]

Hmmm...lemme check....nope -- no pouch and/or sober! :1orglaugh


Ummm...is Oz socialist, too?? :dunno:

 

[The Yak]

The marketing practically writes itself if she does decide to do porn. Make it all about getting back at ***** and be sure to include plenty of black guys. I'd buy it.

 

[ThatRedWing]

p.s. -- nice to know down south you can just whip out yer '9' in public and blast off a clip when ever you get angry! lol!

If you listened to him, he said it was a .45, besides if he was on his own property and not right in town there is nothing to stop him from firing off a few rounds.

 

[Krazy4Kobe]

If you listened to him, he said it was a .45, besides if he was on his own property and not right in town there is nothing to stop him from firing off a few rounds.

As I said....

 

[LukeEl]

Not as effective as the fax machine scene in Office Space, now that is how you destroy a piece of technologu with the Ghetto Boys playing in the background.

 

[Sam Fisher]

p.s. -- nice to know down south you can just whip out yer '9' in public and blast off a clip when ever you get angry! lol!

Correction! Not just down south. And, it isn't limited to just 9mm.

:nanner:

 

[Krazy4Kobe]

'Down south' as in sub-49th.

 

[BlueBalls]

Ah... sweet public ***********. That never does anyone any harm.

 

[The Yak]

The marketing practically writes itself if she does decide to do porn. Make it all about getting back at ***** and be sure to include plenty of black guys. I'd buy it.

I thought of something else. After she's done filming her scenes they should show her getting paid. Then have a camera crew follow her to an electronics store where she buys a new laptop.

 

[Mr. Hyde]

Let's see....

Father is a chain-smoking asshole who seems to enjoy belittling his ******** and making asinine videos where he overreacts to things, and destroys perfectly good and expensive items that belongs to people he supposedly loves.

******** is an asshole who seems to enjoy belittling her parents and making asinine Facebook posts where she overreacts to things. Next stop? Personal self-destruction via either the stripper pole, or if we on Freeones are lucky, porn!

Thanks dad! You're keeping the porn talent pipeline wide open for us!