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Jsmoothpa

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DOA2 I'm the underground King that ain't been crowned. Jenna Jameson step tell this bitch who I am, I'm the one that made that actres famous, Wo else you want to aks, Brianna BAnks, Gina Lynn, honey I been blowing this industry up for so many years Vida Guerra owe me money! Nina Mercedez, Angelina Valentine, **** Hef owe me mega bucks. But it's the selfish government and an Ex-President George W. bush that keep me under the radar because he scared of me, because he robbed me when I was an 8 year old prodigy and all my work with my name got took because he sent me a penny and thought he was an old man that could treat me like a slave forever. so, miss ametuer blow job dreamer. Your total bank account couldn't make what I would give my ******** happy! Miss Wanna Be Professional!
Yep, Jenna I said it and tell Tito he owe me too. Just because he took lessons don't mean all that advertising and extra income that made him famous was his idea niether, y'all ain't alone, thank your producers and other greedy punks who couldn't make your pussies wet with they face!
 

John_8581

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DOA2 I'm the underground King that ain't been crowned. Jenna Jameson step tell this bitch who I am, I'm the one that made that actres famous, Wo else you want to aks, Brianna BAnks, Gina Lynn, honey I been blowing this industry up for so many years Vida Guerra owe me money! Nina Mercedez, Angelina Valentine, **** Hef owe me mega bucks. But it's the selfish government and an Ex-President George W. bush that keep me under the radar because he scared of me, because he robbed me when I was an 8 year old prodigy and all my work with my name got took because he sent me a penny and thought he was an old man that could treat me like a slave forever. so, miss ametuer blow job dreamer. Your total bank account couldn't make what I would give my ******** happy! Miss Wanna Be Professional!
Yep, Jenna I said it and tell Tito he owe me too. Just because he took lessons don't mean all that advertising and extra income that made him famous was his idea niether, y'all ain't alone, thank your producers and other greedy punks who couldn't make your pussies wet with they face!
:rofl2: Now that's really funny. You know Jenna Jameson, Briana Banks, Gina Lynn, Nina Mercedez, Angelina Valentine, Vida Guerra et. al? Even Hugh Hefner personally?

Or is it you like to throw names around? Yeah, I said it. You are the Troll King!!!


:troll: :troll: :troll: :troll:
 

Jsmoothpa

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Do you know what a letter and envelope are or is this another example of retard communication the government has developed to make every human being pretend english and law are just completely not an issue no matter what I say, type, write or say? Maybe the secret service agent around th corner can direct you to where the constitution and slaves missed hispanic americans in favor of a politician?
 

Jsmoothpa

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Did you ever see Hitch or Mariah Carey and The dude that owned Sony and Chris brown. I pimped the hoes that made me the most money. And kept some of my other business investments happy, until I could get out of this legal bind, I've been trapped! How's that for FreeOnes news, about my career!
 

FreeOnes_Anders

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How's that for FreeOnes news, about my career!

Still not really breaking news I feel... I wont **** Roald up just yet. Maybe if you shave your head or do your first anal?
 

Jsmoothpa

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hat's good the maids won't have to **** up late to clean all the dust off the floors! Joe Biden won't have to be next on her list of things to do at 3Am. and John Boehner won't have to **** up and pretend communication is necessary for the government and citizens to work together! LOL Lucky we have you FreeOnes Anders. LOL

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Did you ever see Hitch or Mariah Carey and The dude that owned Sony and Chris brown. I pimped the hoes that made me the most money. And kept some of my other business investments happy, until I could get out of this legal bind, I've been trapped! How's that for FreeOnes news, about my career!

Exactly why you are a broke, down and out, financially incompetent loser.

If you had the money you claim, you wouldn't be begging on the internet for donations to fund your weak ass ideas. You are the internet equivalent of the homeless guy on the street who bothers you for small change, smells like **** and dies leaving behind a lingering smell of death and a flea ridden blanket.
 

Jsmoothpa

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First off, retard. I didn't claim money paid me, claimed in the lost and found or anything else stupid you are trying? LOL I wrote music, video ideas, even described what musicians would look like to best fit my art! You retards complain because there is a u missing in yor brain! LOL
 
First off, retard. I didn't claim money paid me, claimed in the lost and found or anything else stupid you are trying? LOL I wrote music, video ideas, even described what musicians would look like to best fit my art! You retards complain because there is a u missing in yor brain! LOL

Are your parents proud of the man you've become? "That's our little boy, the bat **** insane single ****** who failed at everything in life"

Or were you found on the door step of a 7/11? The unwanted product of a prom night fumble, that your ******** ****** had to hand deliver, but didn't realise the umbilical chord around your throat would starve your brain of the precious oxygen that would have saved you. So she stuffed you into a brown paper bag and left you in the trash, only to be found the next morning and handed in to the local orphanage where you grew up a malnourished little boy with a massive chip on your shoulder.

What scares me more, there is (if this bullshit story is to be believed) a ***** in this situation. A young girl looks up to you and calls you "*****", holy hell man if you are real I'd have social services or ***** protection services take that *** somewhere safe!
 

Jsmoothpa

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Honey only one of my parents is alive and he hasn't taken care of me or guided me through anything in this lifetime. And for the fact yeah, I was at CYS as a ***** and the rest of the story I was given back to my *** and step-***. Then beat some more, made to clean the house, cook and steal food from stores and buy cigerettes from the store beginning at around 6 years old.

So, a fuck you and you can't beat me anyway you punk bitch. and just because Kindergarden teachers failed to teach you, isn't my fault I'm the most impressive person you've read about on FreeOnes.com yet. Blow me, oh my fault not for FreeOnes, they don't like me round here, I'm too different. I like being a PRODIGAL SAVANT. But your favortie show biggest losers might want to eat you up and laugh at how stupid you display your skills every single day. LOL Everyone needs to laugh! LOL
 
Honey only one of my parents is alive and he hasn't taken care of me or guided me through anything in this lifetime. And for the fact yeah, I was at CYS as a ***** and the rest of the story I was given back to my *** and step-***. Then beat some more, made to clean the house, cook and steal food from stores and buy cigerettes from the store beginning at around 6 years old.

So, a fuck you and you can't beat me anyway you punk bitch. and just because Kindergarden teachers failed to teach you, isn't my fault I'm the most impressive person you've read about on FreeOnes.com yet. Blow me, oh my fault not for FreeOnes, they don't like me round here, I'm too different. I like being a PRODIGAL SAVANT. But your favortie show biggest losers might want to eat you up and laugh at how stupid you display your skills every single day. LOL Everyone needs to laugh! LOL

I love this, I know it gets old, verbally jousting with the mentally disabled, but it's fun. Everytime the "Prodigal savant" card gets played, its like the punchline from the funniest joke you've been told except it's still funny every time you hear it.
 

Jsmoothpa

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You want to hear a funnier joke hear it goes. You can't find someone to test me and show proof I'm wrong, I'll bet you anything! Do me bitty!
 

Jsmoothpa

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Nah, not really the plan. it is to save my life and as many people who survived the storm with me. and sponge of them because they real writer etc., slash, whatever man is already made it through the cleaners and pretty much can be paid off by so many people in so many ways, I should be able to breeze through the rest of life with a smile on my face and money folded in my pockets! and still work my magic to regain the number one position in almost every catagory for our country again and again, but I will want some vacation time so you'll have to pick up the slack! LOL
 

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We should all call the number and pretend to be interested in his script.

Fucking douche bag.



You have to scroll down and read some of the script. It's fucking priceless. He planned for everything. Even dialogue and direction in the sex scenes.

Action: Janessa Brazil is holding Alec Knight's long dong while Sophia Dee is licking his balls down to his asshole.
Action: Sophia lifts Alec's butt up while Janessa gets excited and starts sucking his meaty cock.
Action: Jay-z, Dirt Off Your Shoulders,video playing in the back of trunk, not touching panel with TV screen and speakers.
Action: Four person orgy with Green Chevy Impala with *** Frost – La Familia (part it’s a ****** affair) playing from the Impala!
Action: James Bartholet and Ricky Martinez are making out while Vicky Vette decides to lick and suck Jessi Castro tits.
Action: Jessi gets turned on and starts working Vicky's breasts with her hands.
Action: Vicky pushes Jessi's head into her big breasts.
Action: Jessi submits and drops to her knees to lick Vicky's pussy.
Action: James grabs Ricky's big cock and starts working it.
Vicky Vette: Do you guys and girls want to have our own little orgy in the Purple Chevy Impala?
Jessi: Yes come and suck my ass while I suck James cock.
Ricky: I want to fuck your huge tits Vicky.

:1orglaugh
 

Jsmoothpa

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Why pretend your already an actress??? Fuckin bitch. Of course it is; did you just start reading English today?

We should all call the number and pretend to be interested in his script.



Fucking douche bag.


You have to scroll down and read some of the script. It's fucking priceless. He planned for everything. Even dialogue and direction in the sex scenes.





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DOA2 I'm the underground King that ain't been crowned. Jenna Jameson step tell this bitch who I am, I'm the one that made that actres famous, Wo else you want to aks, Brianna BAnks, Gina Lynn, honey I been blowing this industry up for so many years Vida Guerra owe me money! Nina Mercedez, Angelina Valentine, **** Hef owe me mega bucks. But it's the selfish government and an Ex-President George W. bush that keep me under the radar because he scared of me, because he robbed me when I was an 8 year old prodigy and all my work with my name got took because he sent me a penny and thought he was an old man that could treat me like a slave forever. so, miss ametuer blow job dreamer. Your total bank account couldn't make what I would give my ******** happy! Miss Wanna Be Professional!
Yep, Jenna I said it and tell Tito he owe me too. Just because he took lessons don't mean all that advertising and extra income that made him famous was his idea niether, y'all ain't alone, thank your producers and other greedy punks who couldn't make your pussies wet with they face!

I just got off the phone with Jenna Jameson and she said you're full of ****. :dunno:
 
I was planning on watching a movie until I saw this thread and spent a good thirty minutes reading these post because that's all the time in the world this man deserves.

Look. No one will just give you money for any investment untill you can prove that you can make them a profit. Winning writing awards is not good enough I am a movie critic, but am no where near the level in my profession that I want to be at. I contribute to at least 4 sites(including my own) and cohost a weekly podcast. Our show has been getting some interest from some indie filmmakers who want to be guests on the show and I want to use that as a stepping stone to get more well known guests on there. It's not going to happen overnight, and I wouldn't ***** of asking anyone for any type of money until I can show everyone what the money would be spent on.

BTW. JSmoothpa. What is your porn script about if it's so good?
 
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