Week 3 of Season 3 in the FOFFL going into Monday Night ...
This Monday Night is going to be interesting!
Battle of the Unbeatens:
Matsugane Maniacs (2-0) v.
dbradford all stars (2-0)
Someone's gotta lose, and thanx to Brandon Marshall last night, I (
Maniacs) only need less than 2 points out of Matt Forte to win this one. My shotty performance (especially at QB) is saved by drafting a TE high, and passing over Dallas Clark for Antonio Gates. Having Gates meant I was lock-step with the
all-stars' Philip Rivers in scoring. This is for the lead in the
Vag division, and possibly uncontested (not by point tie-breaker) should the following upset special come true ...
Upset Special:
Anheiser Bush? (2-0) v.
Spoon! (0-2)
I picked this as my upset special, as
Spoon! is one of the better scorers in the league. Going into Monday Night, the
Bush? have Greg Jennings still to play, and a healthy lead of just over 24.5 points. But the
Spoon! have Cutler, Finley and Gould on offense yet to play. It's likely going to be a close one. Both the
Maniacs and
all stars have to be pulling for the upset, and it would leave only one unbeaten at the top of the
Vag division.
Another Unbeaten Possibly Beaten?
The Phenomenal Chris (2-0) v.
dickhead (1-1)
Over in the
Tits division,
The Phenomenal one is the sole unbeaten, and on the brink of their first loss. Going into Monday night, they are down over a dozen points, and it's up to their kicker to make the difference. He is being saved by
dickhead, who is still playing some defensive talent on IR, which can make all the difference in a close game. All that seems to be active and left is the Bears' Manning in the secondary. All everyone else can do in the
Tits division is cross their fingers on this one. In all cases, the
dickhead should check that gameday advice next time.
First Win On the Horizon?
rwill Denver Sooners (1-1) v.
STDiva's (0-2)
The
STDiva's and the
Maniacs had their trade negotiations break down over the weekend, but the
STDiva's showed they can produce. Up by over 30 points, it's up to the
Sooners' Aaron Rogers to make up the difference for the win. He can, but will the Bears D stop him? The
STDiva's gotta hope so, or they will be 0-3, and will retain their sole winless spot at the bottom of what would be a mighty, sagging
Tits division for them.
Monday Night D Showdown:
Plasma Badgers (1-1) v.
LDM Jackers (1-1)
Three Green Bay defensive players are going to decide this close one, where the
Badgers' Jenkins is going against the
Jackers' Matthews and Woodson. The
Jackers, like their namesake LDM's tits (at least the original ones), have the edge in the
Tits division points-wise, as well as the current score at almost 6. But let just hope the
Badgers don't get out the Plasma torch and do to the
Jackers what LDM did to her own boom-booms. It's a showdown for possibly a first place tie at 2-1, should
The Phenomenal one lose (and possibly a 4-way at that), and we'll go ahead and say the
Jackers should avoiding getting their tits cut in this one.
Someone's Gotta Win:
69er's (0-2) v.
deadskins (0-2)
So, will there be only one unbeaten? Will there be a possible 4-way tie for first in the
Tits division?
Who cares! This is football! '9er's,
skins ... and someone's gotta win! Barely 6 points up, the
69er's have the Bears' Bowman in the secondary, looking to score a few more points. But the
deadskins have Donald Driver receiving on the other side of the ball, and could easily swing the favor in the contest. Regardless of who wins, at someone is going to be getting pussy, while the other goes to the bottom of the
Vag division.
Find out what happens on
Monday Night Football in Week 3 of the 3rd Season of the
FreeOnes Fantasy Football League!