Facts of life

[Ainttalkinlove]

I have learned a few thing in my short time on earth and i would like to share. I would also like to recieve wisdom as well to help me through life. please feel free to add your bits of knowledge.

Here it goes:

It is almost impossible to tell the truth while recieving a blow job.

 

[24788]

I have learned a few thing in my short time on earth and i would like to share. I would also like to recieve wisdom as well to help me through life. please feel free to add your bits of knowledge.

Here it goes:

It is almost impossible to tell the truth while recieving a blow job.

Get on your knees and prove this one to me.

 

[sporty_carr]

Get on your knees and prove this one to me.

:1orglaugh

 

[gunslingingbird]

Women. Can't live with them, and they can't pee standing up.

 

[Lethal]

Gary Graham should not have been executed.

 

[ThatRedWing]

No matter how good she looks somewhere, someone is sick of her shit.

 

[mongo18]

You can take everything that men and women know about each other, and scratch it onto a tic-tac with a crow bar.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

It's better to be judged by 12, then carried by 6.

You are better off getting caught with a gun, then without one.

 

[calpoon]

life ain't nuthin but bitches and money

 

[busenbust]

(Baconsalt ??? LOL )

If there is a God, he is the Devil in disguise.

 

[STDiva]

Life is only good when you're drunk. Fact.

 

[BlueBalls]

Forget hope, forget dreams, forget love, depression and pain are your only constants throughout life and then we die into endless blackness.

But as you wont be conscious anymore, what will you care.

 

[belgianass]

even with clothes on, you'll get fucked ...

don't be an ass, you'll never know what happens when you bend over ...

 

[STDiva]

Forget hope, forget dreams, forget love, depression and pain are your only constants throughout life and then we die into endless blackness.

This brings a tear to my eye with how truthful it actually is.

 

[Jeep!]

When you think "one more can't hurt", it will.

 

[Legzman]

The only guarantee in life is death.

 

[STDiva]

The only guarantee in life is death.

And taxes.

 

[power-san]

The best looking one on that show was Blair... HOTT!

 

[assholebythedoor]

no cheese is good cheese

 

[Master Hawk]

It's impossible to get a blowjob while telling the truth (e.g.) While giving you a BJ "Do you love my Mark?" "OH, Uhhh....YES! I...I do "love" you, now focus!"

Tell the truth in this one and Awww... no more blowjob.

lol