Extreme Rules 3 Way Dance - Barack Obama vs Michelle Obama vs Tiger Woods

Who wins?

I have it a real even affair until later when the plunder comes out. Michelle gives her husband a Yakuza Kick knocking him over the top rope to the ground. She calls for support from the packed house then attempts a plancha to the outside. Unfortunately for the First Lady, the President was not only recovered but grabbed a teleprompter monitor from under the ring and hit her in the face when she flew through the middle ropes. Barack climbs back into the ring and has a face-off with Tiger Woods. The slugfest begins but Tiger's caddie, Kerwin White, not only distracts Barack Obama, but throws a golf club in the ring which Woods catches and crowns the Commander In Chief crumbling him to the ground. A groggy Michelle Obama still on the outside starts to come around, wipes her head, and sees blood on her hand. Her face turns enraged, she rises to her feet, pulls off her shoes, then dives in under the bottom ropes. She blasts Tiger Woods in the back of the head with her shoe knocking him loopy then getting the 1-2-3. Winner: Michelle Obama at 23:47

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