Ex-NFL star Sapp released from Fla. jail on bond

[Ace Boobtoucher]

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=ap-superbowl-sapp&prov=ap&type=lgns

MIAMI BEACH, Fla. (AP)—Former NFL star Warren Sapp(notes) was released from jail Sunday on $1,500 bond, a day after being arrested for allegedly choking a woman in his hotel room.

I wonder if this will hurt his chances at the Hall of Fame even if the charges are dismissed or he's found not guilty.

The woman told police Sapp choked her, threw her down on a couch, then picked her up by her shirt and neck and threw her down again—injuring her leg.

The victim had a swollen knee and bruises on her neck, the affidavit says. She was taken to the hospital.

Sapp told investigators he let the woman stay in his room but asked her to leave a few hours later because he was expecting company. He told police the woman fell on her leg when he tried to help her get off a couch.

A 300lb+ guy had trouble assisting a woman smaller than himself(I'm assuming she's smaller. At least, I hope she's smaller...........shudder.) off her couch? I'm a little skeptical. I mean Ike Turner could have claimed he was swatting flies off of Tina or Bing Crosby was having his kids help him make OJ by swinging a bag of oranges in their general vicinity. But until proven otherwise, he's innocent (in the law's eyes, anyway. In the court of public opinion that's a different story.).

 

[Jagger69]

I know a guy who knows Warren Sapp and he claims the guy is a total fucking asshole. I've never met him but this would seem to corroborate my friend's opinion.

 

[meesterperfect]

judge: whats your defense mr sapp?
sapp: "bitch wouldn't leave, knowwhatI'msayin?
judge: yes I know what your saying.

if he's smart he'll try to get a jury trial in LA with an all black jury and an incompetent, biased judge.
oh but i guess that depends on who the victim was, or more precisely what she was.

"ok bitch get out"
"motherfucker I aint leavin till you give me some motherfuckin money motherfucker"
"you cant just be fuckin me and kickin me out"
"look bitch i aint askin again"
"you give me my motherfuckin money I'll get the fuck out"
"bitch"
"oh ma leg, ma leg, ima sue your motherfuckin ass, you cant be doin me like that, who the fuck you think you are motherfucker"

ya'all knowwhatI'msayin?