Erotic products for sale in unexpected places & suprisingly sexy moments

[Arden Adamz]

Recently in the "family planning" aisle of a WhyMart, I came across a surprisingly vast selection of vibrating cock rings, dildos, and little butterfly vibes (aww!). Now, I thought we were getting clever when I realized I could buy ammunition and diapers under the same sterile roof, but this could be the perfect trifecta!
I was inspired to share this glorious moment with everyone here, and am dying to hear about other unexpected erotic moments!
XOXO
Arden Adamz

 

[LukeEl]

Well you can buy almost anything at WalMart these days I hear they are getting fresh livers for all the alcoholics that go shopping there at the oddest hours of the very early morning.

 

[vodkazvictim]

That's brilliant. Me and my lady really enjoy a little bullet vibro - she can use it on her clit while I fuck her or I can use it in her while I lap at her clit.
If only she'd let me in her arse we'd use it on her clit then.
I've been considering purchasing a butterfly vibro - I hear u can use em while fucking.

 

[Arden Adamz]

That's brilliant. Me and my lady really enjoy a little bullet vibro - she can use it on her clit while I fuck her or I can use it in her while I lap at her clit.
If only she'd let me in her arse we'd use it on her clit then.
I've been considering purchasing a butterfly vibro - I hear u can use em while fucking.

you're really on to something there! anal sex with a vibe on my clit are my weakness! one of the best ways to make a girl all hot and bothered if you ask me...

 

[vodkazvictim]

you're really on to something there! anal sex with a vibe on my clit are my weakness! one of the best ways to make a girl all hot and bothered if you ask me...

Oh stop it! Don't make me want anal sex; I CAN'T have it!
*sigh*

If I wanna make a girl go weak at the knees I generally use chloroform...