England fucking up further.

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
Who'd have thought our beloved Tory leader would fuck over the poor?
Well, that's just what he's doing. The poor suffer most. Well it's fair right, I mean they did cause the economic crisis after all. It had nothing to do with the bankers.
Meanwhile, they're claiming that this budget that hits families, women and children the hardest shouldn't be that tough for the poor because of the cuts they're going to put on corporation tax. I shit you not.
I'm watching this on the news right now.
I'm sick of this. Why don't we have a revolution in Britain? (legal note: not that I'd advocate that)It's well overdue.
Fuck it. I hope cameron gets cancer. I hope the whole tory party gets cancer.
When my lady has finished the first segment of her career in Britain I will leave Britain and teach English as a foreign language abroad.
My friends agree.
Those who can be successful will leave Britain. Those who can't leave Britain will stay and cause trouble. Eventually the rich who are currently safe, will start, increasingly to become victims of crime; they'll be the only ones with anything to steal.

This budget will lead to a weaker economy, more unfairness and inequality and more injustice.
They're saying this will be worse than Thatcher.
Fuck it. Next time you pass a Porsche, slash the tires. from now on I'm carrying a knife for just that reason (legal note: That's a joke, I'll be unarmed).
The poorest working families are 4 times worse off than the rich.
Families without kids get 4% tax. Families with kids down 8% (but the richest ones less than 1%).
That's right, the poor will be 8 times worse off than the rich. good luck getting voted back in you Tory fucks.
Furthermore the government has recently been discouraging kids from going to uni.
How FUCKING STUPID IS THIS GOVERNMENT?
If they spanked the bankers they could get cash. If they cut F35 which is not delivering, they could get the tax.

Good job for us that Mr Clegg is pulling out all the stops to keep the Tories in check right? :rolleyes:
Good job the youth pay attention to politics and show some concern for these issues which affect them so deeply.

You know what? Fuck it.
america, if you're listening, take Britain over. We can't run ourselves anymore. At least if you run us in a shit manner the people might have a revolution.
Al Quaeda, if you're listening, kill the PM. He deserves it. In fact, use WMD on Britain. The rich who're behind this don't deserve to live and the poor who will suffer might as well just be put out of their misery.
There was I hoping Clegg would change things, hoping we wouldn't continue turning into america.

The guys who made the budget have cut legal corners doing this, that means THIS IS AN ILLEGAL BUDGET.
They've actually said this on their own website. And they can do this, because of course we will let them get away with it.
As if it weren't bad enough that the response of the MPs to the expenses scandals was to legalise their theft, they're now acting like animals with the guys holding the purse strings.
That's right, HOW DARE YOU DISPUTE ME TAKING YOUR MONEY YOU PEASANT!
In fact, the BBC has hidden their ridicule and swearing by hiding their names.
They call the system "a fucking abortion".
The BBC, as usual, is biassed to defend our excuse for a government.
It's no coincidence that the BBC was at it's greatest when impartial and that Attlee did the best to get Britain on her feet after the war.
they threaten murder.
"I am going to attack you at every step"

Mark Hogan (British treasurer), I hope you get cancer.

Ever see V for vendetta? Wouldn't it be glorious for Britain to rise up? THEY SHOULD GO TO JAIL FOR WHAT THEY DO.
Still. What hope is there? The last time we tried to have a revolution in this country we delayed it due to rain. We're too chicken shit. That's why the average Brit gets fucked around by the rich.
That's why the rich guys kids never die in illegal wars.
That's why they're trying to get rid of the NHS.
I'm not encouraging revolution... So nevermind, fuck it, lets not have a revolt, lets do what this once great country, once BIGGEST FUCKING EMPIRE THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN has been doing ever since Thatcher, lets bend over, bend our kids over, spread our collective arse-cheeks and just let them run riot on us. They do it fiscally, so why not physically?
Visit theyworkforyou.com and you will see a list of every politician and their honest track record, including how they voted on key issues, EG Iraq.

Until then, Al Quaeda, if you kill the PM, I'll convert to Islam as a way of saying thank you. Fuck it, I'm sure the whole of Britain would.
Shortly the MPs are likely to attempt to reform or abolish the expenses system because they can't get enough.
It's not like the money is needed elsewhere right? 'cos Britain is doing just great. Nobody is wondering how a former Soviet state can have a better life for its people than the once ruler of the waves and world.
Fuck it.
I'm ashamed to be British.
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
Let me say first that I respect you as a human being and hope that you don't destroy my house with that plane in your avatar. But unless I get laid afterward, I don't think I'm going to put that much time into reading your post.

Condensed version? Our attention spans are negligible across the pond.
 

Mayhem

Banned
Yup, it's all Americas fault!

Because the F4U Corsair was a shitty submarine
The M-1 Garand won't feed bullets backward
The Pentagon spends too much on stationary while the victims of Hurricane Katrina suffer
The US has an embassy in Romania and who in their right mind builds an embassy in Romania?

Britain should war on America because that's what will make whatever the hell the OP said be all better.

And now.....Snooker Highlights!!!
 
Hoping for someone to get cancer is pretty fucked up Vodka. I don't know if you've ever seen someone die from it but it isn't pretty.
 
Wouldn't that be something, if in the future, children read their history books and read that the revolution was started by someone's thread on a porn forum?

There is no good place on this planet. That's why aliens haven't shown theirselves to the world yet. I don't blame them. Who would want to land here?
 
Britain was only ever rich because of the empire, they stole what they could and now that they wish to be civilised and do the right thing they are poor. My brother moans about the bankers everyday as he faces uncertainty over the future of his job (public sector) yet this whole financial crisis was caused by irresponsible bankers and banks who simply get bailed out by the government at taxpayers expense yet still get bonuses, bonuses for what, screwing up the country? :dunno: Brown wanted to just spend our way out of trouble whilst Cameron thinks that cost cutting everywhere to IMMEDIATELY reduce the defecit is the way to go, I don't look forward to buying stock for my business after the VAT rate goes up to 20% :facepalm:
 
Yup, it's all Americas fault!

Because the F4U Corsair was a shitty submarine
The M-1 Garand won't feed bullets backward
The Pentagon spends too much on stationary while the victims of Hurricane Katrina suffer
The US has an embassy in Romania and who in their right mind builds an embassy in Romania?

Britain should war on America because that's what will make whatever the hell the OP said be all better.

And now.....Snooker Highlights!!!



The B-52 can't drag race.

The M-16 is best when used as a banjo.

The AK-47 gives user volcanic orgasms

USS Nimitz really did go back to 1941 but did nothing to stop suprise attack on Pearl Harbor..................conspiracy.

President Reagan was a commie plant.............as in vegetation.

Hitler worked for the OSS under code name Einer Ball.

Zhukov had six pack abs.

The Soviets could army crawl faster than we could run.

The U.K. isn't real. It has been a figment of our collective imagination since 1889.

Fish and Chips is really deep fried rail spikes wrapped in next weeks newspaper.

Guy Fawkes wasn't a Catholic zealot but a CIA spy named Plucky.

Toad in a Hole

The M113 is so versatile it can be used to clean your gums.

The F-16 costs $-113.48

Oversized Golf Shoes bombed Schweinfurt.
 

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
Let me say first that I respect you as a human being and hope that you don't destroy my house with that plane in your avatar. But unless I get laid afterward, I don't think I'm going to put that much time into reading your post.

Condensed version? Our attention spans are negligible across the pond.

No condensed version. You have 24 hours to learn Russian. If you don't speak Russian by then I will turn your house into a crater.

Yup, it's all Americas fault!

Because the F4U Corsair was a shitty submarine
The M-1 Garand won't feed bullets backward
The Pentagon spends too much on stationary while the victims of Hurricane Katrina suffer
The US has an embassy in Romania and who in their right mind builds an embassy in Romania?

Britain should war on America because that's what will make whatever the hell the OP said be all better.

And now.....Snooker Highlights!!!

Did you even read my post or are you being an idiot?
At no point did I blame this on america.
Talking of spending during Katrina, why don't you look at F22 and Stryker? BOTH ARE USELESS.
I never said Britain should fight america, I said practically the opposite. Are you sane?

Hoping for someone to get cancer is pretty fucked up Vodka. I don't know if you've ever seen someone die from it but it isn't pretty.

I've seen someone die. Take their last breath. And by the way, cameron says he wants to sort out Britains healthcare problems, but actually he is removing the rights of Britons to see a cance specialist within 18 weeks.
Which means he will be directly causing many families to watch their loved ones die from cancer for no real reason while he cuts tax to corporations. Corporations need caring for after all...
If you knew what cameron is you would wish he'd die from cancer too.

Wouldn't that be something, if in the future, children read their history books and read that the revolution was started by someone's thread on a porn forum?

What? There is porn on freeones now?!

There is no good place on this planet. That's why aliens haven't shown theirselves to the world yet. I don't blame them. Who would want to land here?

That's not why they haven't shown themselves. Trust us. I mean me. :D

Britain was only ever rich because of the empire, they stole what they could and now that they wish to be civilised and do the right thing they are poor. My brother moans about the bankers everyday as he faces uncertainty over the future of his job (public sector) yet this whole financial crisis was caused by irresponsible bankers and banks who simply get bailed out by the government at taxpayers expense yet still get bonuses, bonuses for what, screwing up the country? :dunno: Brown wanted to just spend our way out of trouble whilst Cameron thinks that cost cutting everywhere to IMMEDIATELY reduce the defecit is the way to go, I don't look forward to buying stock for my business after the VAT rate goes up to 20% :facepalm:

Actually we were rich because we were the first to industrialise.

The B-52 can't drag race.

The M-16 is best when used as a banjo.

The AK-47 gives user volcanic orgasms

USS Nimitz really did go back to 1941 but did nothing to stop suprise attack on Pearl Harbor..................conspiracy.

President Reagan was a commie plant.............as in vegetation.

Hitler worked for the OSS under code name Einer Ball.

Zhukov had six pack abs.

The Soviets could army crawl faster than we could run.

The U.K. isn't real. It has been a figment of our collective imagination since 1889.

Fish and Chips is really deep fried rail spikes wrapped in next weeks newspaper.

Guy Fawkes wasn't a Catholic zealot but a CIA spy named Plucky.

Toad in a Hole

The M113 is so versatile it can be used to clean your gums.

The F-16 costs $-113.48

Oversized Golf Shoes bombed Schweinfurt.

The B52 is americas best bomber. To this day.

The M16A2 has no chance in CQBD
The M4 has almost no chance over 100 metres
If the us military could use their money halfway wisely every american soldier would would an M16A4.
If they could use their money wisely every american soldier would have a bullpup with modular barrels in 6.5mm

The AK47 is formidable

USS Nimitz aircraft couldn't help: AIM9s can't target the weak heatsource of props...

Who's Reahachov? Who's Gorban? Isn't it spelt FUCKING DAMN HEATHEN COMMY INTEND ON DESTROYING MANKIND AND CIVILISATION?!?!?!?!?!!????????????

You mean Einemall ball?

Zhukov had fins

The Soviets were genetically different from the rest of humanity

The very cncept of the UK does not exist

You've never had fish and chips

Guy falkes wasn't really a guy

Toad in the hole

M113 can have bar armour (100% success first RPGs vs 50% with Strykers slat armour) and in theory a 30mm turret allowing it to engage land, air & ground threats, even incoming ordinance.
M113 is amphibious. Stryker is not and just as vulnerable to RPGs as M113. If not more so.

The F16 arrived before time and under budget. Contrast that against any other american fighter. In fact, contrast it against any other fighter.

Who is Schweinfurt?
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
Shit and I was thinking of moving over there too, because you Brits are pretty nice people, and have good curry too.
 
Shit and I was thinking of moving over there too, because you Brits are pretty nice people, and have good curry too.

Don't come here, it's overcrowded. And who said we're nice, we'll spit on you for no reason, we're crazy like that.
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vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
Shit and I was thinking of moving over there too, because you Brits are pretty nice people, and have good curry too.

You've not met hte bazzers and shazzers have you?

It's Britainized curry. Go to India to get the real deal.

Hey, dont be like that. If it weren't for Poland, Britain would be a lot like India. I mean the jewel in the crown.
Fucking Poles.
I'm Polish so FUCK ME!

Don't come here, it's overcrowded. And who said we're nice, we'll spit on you for no reason, we're crazy like that.
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It's the welsh who spit on people in the guise f polite conversation.
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
How come everyone makes fun of the Welsh? they seem to be the butt of alot of jokes.
 

Mayhem

Banned
Did you even read my post or are you being an idiot?
At no point did I blame this on america.
Talking of spending during Katrina, why don't you look at F22 and Stryker? BOTH ARE USELESS.
I never said Britain should fight america, I said practically the opposite. Are you sane?

What, you're the only one that can post insane, off-topic rants around here? That's not very fair. :dunno:
 

meesterperfect

Hiliary 2020
I gotta take me one of them evelyn wood speed reading courses.
these huge posts are just too much.
it used to be just prof voluptury, now its many.
 

Vlad The Impaler

Power Slave
So England sucks too, go figure. And I noticed you couldn't help but get your shot in. And how does being able to put someones eye out from 500 yards make the M16A2 a shitty weapon?
 

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
Wait, your Polish heritage and you like Russian military stuff. Am I missing something here?:dunno:

I like military stuff that's done well (eg F16 arrived before deadlines and under-budget) and I dislike military stuff that's done badly (eg f22 costs more than its own weight in gold and the moment you hit its runway with a mortar its useless).
Country of origin is not important as to wether I consider a military system good or not. Only performance.
My heritage is mixed, not just Polish and besides which, there are times the Poles and Russkis get on just fine.

What, you're the only one that can post insane, off-topic rants around here? That's not very fair. :dunno:

Yes, I am the one. No it's not fair. Life isn't fair. Get used to it. :D

So England sucks too, go figure. And I noticed you couldn't help but get your shot in. And how does being able to put someones eye out from 500 yards make the M16A2 a shitty weapon?

Get my shot in? I don't understand.
What makes the M16A2 shitty IMHO is that if you want to clear a room with it your stuck on 3-round bursts.
I don't see many machine pistols designed to do room clearance like things which limit the user to burst fire...
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