Emma Hix is fucking overrated

She's the #1 girl on Freeones so apparently I'm supposed to like her. I've TRIED to like her. I really tried. But her tits are too fucking small. A B-cup? Not good enough. And every one of her photosets and videos has some giant fucking cock in it, and most of the time the cock is bigger than her whole body and there's more cock than female body in any given shot with her. I can't like this bitch. I've tried REALLY hard and just can't. How the hell she's so popular is beyond me. Do you LIKE seeing more cock than girl on your screen?
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
I don't really think it's a big deal if you don't like her. I just wanted to get a post in before this thread turns into a shit show, and gets shut down.
 

Steve-FreeOnes

FO Admin / "selfish idiot mod" (he/they)
Staff member
She's the #1 girl on Freeones so apparently I'm supposed to like her. I've TRIED to like her. I really tried. But her tits are too fucking small. A B-cup? Not good enough. And every one of her photosets and videos has some giant fucking cock in it, and most of the time the cock is bigger than her whole body and there's more cock than female body in any given shot with her. I can't like this bitch. I've tried REALLY hard and just can't. How the hell she's so popular is beyond me. Do you LIKE seeing more cock than girl on your screen?
Wow I can't believe people have different tastes, somebody alert the press immediately.
 

John_8581

FreeOnes Lifetime Member
Ratings/Rankings? What are those? Yes, just kidding. Yes I know what they are. My serious questions are do people really look at that? And why? Let alone come to the board and create a thread about it. :facepalm: I'm getting better. Relaxing more and calming down. I would neg rep a person for creating a thread like this.

Only if the girl was an OCSM and came to the board on a regular daily basis, then it would be beneficial. But otherwise, no. It's not like Janine Lindemulder could put her # 1 FreeOnes ranking, that she had for five days in a certain year, on her resume. This is all subjective based on the people choosing.

Although, I do remember the good old days when Nikki Benz would be at 278 and pickup 274 in a day to be in fourth place. Then she'd move up two and be in second place for about a week. Finally making it to # 1 for about four days.

I guess GLM (Girls Lives Matter) really does make sense.
 
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Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
As always, Beauty is in the Eye of the Beekeeper...enough said! :)
No! No! No! You MUST be the same as everyone else, and like the girls as they're ranked....someone said so!
 

Steve-FreeOnes

FO Admin / "selfish idiot mod" (he/they)
Staff member
I do love these hit-and-run posters on forums though. They post something they know will get a universally mocking reaction and then rarely go near it again. The internet equivalent of:-


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FreeOnes_Adam

FO Admin - 19 Cents of Magical Cock (her/shey)
Staff member
Some people like Applebee's.

I think we're done here.
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
I saw a similar thread, a couple of months back. Rankings are based on NEW CONTENT that is posted on the main board. So, if your fave is not generating a lot of recent content - she's gonna be buried in the (new) rankings. FYI.
 
I like her, but why are you so bothered by her popularity? I could make a thread for at least a 100 girls that i don't feel like they should be in the top 1000
 
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