Dumb porn statements (poses loads, etc)

This topic is about dumb porn statements. Like Dr. Pecker, Natasha poses loads, Erica plays with black mamba, Suzy eats big sausage pizza, Keri likes the man meat... WTF? Why make idiotic statements?

I think the dumbest is "gets wet in the shower/bathtub" NO ****! :tongue:

What are some dumb ones you have heard or read?
 

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