Criminal assault? You act like they got stabbed and robbed!
They got drenched with some water. Big deal! Yeah I would get annoyed, but I wouldn't run home to get changed and cleaned up. Or else, what if it was raining? Would they run home to get changed because they got wet by the rain?
Damn **** have it so easy anymore. They don't know what rough living is. Which reminds me of this:
Getting wet by rain water is usually a lot different than the dirty standing water you get drenched with.