"Douchebaggery sir!".... "Douchebaggery?".. "What on earth is douchebaggery?"
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Just read the board. You'll get all the examples you need.
Just read the board. You'll get all the examples you need.
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Re: "Douchebaggery sir!".... "Douchebaggery?".. "What on earth is douchebaggery?"
According to Webster:
"Any action or consequence resulting from slimy, sleazy, shifty, shallow or low-handed intent and, more specifically, that of a douchebag" .
Used in a sentence:
"I couldn't believe that used-car salesman could be capable of such douchebaggery!"
Hey folks....I don't make this shit up.
According to Webster:
"Any action or consequence resulting from slimy, sleazy, shifty, shallow or low-handed intent and, more specifically, that of a douchebag" .
Used in a sentence:
"I couldn't believe that used-car salesman could be capable of such douchebaggery!"
Hey folks....I don't make this shit up.
Re: "Douchebaggery sir!".... "Douchebaggery?".. "What on earth is douchebaggery?"
Trucker hat, spray tan, tribal bicep tattoo. A white guy who says "phat" and listens to Kanye West, yet calls black people "******s" among his white friends.
Somebody who still listens to Korn or thinks Disturbed didn't get enough respect. Somebody who's watched a movie because it stars somebody from the WWE.
Somebody who can name three people from The Hills.
Those are douches.
Trucker hat, spray tan, tribal bicep tattoo. A white guy who says "phat" and listens to Kanye West, yet calls black people "******s" among his white friends.
Somebody who still listens to Korn or thinks Disturbed didn't get enough respect. Somebody who's watched a movie because it stars somebody from the WWE.
Somebody who can name three people from The Hills.
Those are douches.
Re: "Douchebaggery sir!".... "Douchebaggery?".. "What on earth is douchebaggery?"
Yes! Not necessarily a pickup, but if it is, it's got chrome rims and a super duper "sound system." Its bed will never be used and it most likely has a vanity plate.
In a nut shell, a douche is a cocky braggart who's overconfident, yet has no reason to be. Somebody who's been using Axe Bodyspray, but now uses Old Spice because the commercials are "sweet."
Yes! Not necessarily a pickup, but if it is, it's got chrome rims and a super duper "sound system." Its bed will never be used and it most likely has a vanity plate.
In a nut shell, a douche is a cocky braggart who's overconfident, yet has no reason to be. Somebody who's been using Axe Bodyspray, but now uses Old Spice because the commercials are "sweet."
Re: "Douchebaggery sir!".... "Douchebaggery?".. "What on earth is douchebaggery?"
I can see that the idea behind the word "douchebag" is quite culture-bound. Where I come from, noone would be called a douchebag because he/she still listens to Korn. The concept "douchebag" isn't even that prominent here. There are definitely enough assholes in my country. It's not for nothing considered quite unfriendly, even though that has changed over the last two decades. We have other, different labels for people who commit "douchebaggery".
I (or we) would call someone a douchebag who parks that close to my mirror, that I can't even open the door to get into my car. Or a permanent cockblocker would definitely sooner or later be called a douchebag.
I can see that the idea behind the word "douchebag" is quite culture-bound. Where I come from, noone would be called a douchebag because he/she still listens to Korn. The concept "douchebag" isn't even that prominent here. There are definitely enough assholes in my country. It's not for nothing considered quite unfriendly, even though that has changed over the last two decades. We have other, different labels for people who commit "douchebaggery".
I (or we) would call someone a douchebag who parks that close to my mirror, that I can't even open the door to get into my car. Or a permanent cockblocker would definitely sooner or later be called a douchebag.
Re: "Douchebaggery sir!".... "Douchebaggery?".. "What on earth is douchebaggery?"
There's also fratboy hipster douches. Or the guy from Man vs Food. It's endless.
I think it's relative, and like you said, cultural. Sure there's many Korn fans who aren't douches. It was just an example of this kind of douche: http://www.hulu.com/watch/113213/saturday-night-live-underground-festival
There's also fratboy hipster douches. Or the guy from Man vs Food. It's endless.
Re: "Douchebaggery sir!".... "Douchebaggery?".. "What on earth is douchebaggery?"
That's fucking funny :1orglaugh
That's fucking funny :1orglaugh
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I find this thread humorous
I find this thread humorous
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Exactly. I'm proud to say I'm an asshole, but would be appalled at the mere notion of being considered a douche bag.
Also, douche bags call each other 'bro', 'brah', 'broski', or some other variation of it, they proudly sport Abercrombie & Bitch, er, Fitch designs, and they change their interests based on what's popular at the moment.
Exactly. I'm proud to say I'm an asshole, but would be appalled at the mere notion of being considered a douche bag.
Also, douche bags call each other 'bro', 'brah', 'broski', or some other variation of it, they proudly sport Abercrombie & Bitch, er, Fitch designs, and they change their interests based on what's popular at the moment.
Re: "Douchebaggery sir!".... "Douchebaggery?".. "What on earth is douchebaggery?"
This may help, here's what a douche looks like.
http://www.ratemyeverything.net/ImageDatabase/PostImages/8411/Large/Anatomy_of_a_DoucheBag.jpg
This may help, here's what a douche looks like.
http://www.ratemyeverything.net/ImageDatabase/PostImages/8411/Large/Anatomy_of_a_DoucheBag.jpg
Re: "Douchebaggery sir!".... "Douchebaggery?".. "What on earth is douchebaggery?"
What constitutes douchebaggery? Basically whenever someone starts off a meltdown thread accusing President Obama of ruining the country, ruining Capitalism, taking away freedoms...
...jeez, the douchbaggery even overwhelms me when I try to explain...
What constitutes douchebaggery? Basically whenever someone starts off a meltdown thread accusing President Obama of ruining the country, ruining Capitalism, taking away freedoms...
...jeez, the douchbaggery even overwhelms me when I try to explain...
Philbert
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Fixed!
This may help, here's what a douche looks like.
http://www.ratemyeverything.net/ImageDatabase/PostImages/8411/Large/Anatomy_of_a_DoucheBag.jpg
Fixed!
Re: "Douchebaggery sir!".... "Douchebaggery?".. "What on earth is douchebaggery?"
Really? 'cause I see an error on it that wasn't there before.
Fixed!
Really? 'cause I see an error on it that wasn't there before.
Re: "Douchebaggery sir!".... "Douchebaggery?".. "What on earth is douchebaggery?"
Some other forms of douchebaggery are:
-Paying well over $9 for a draft beer at a club when I can by a case of Natty Ice for less
-Enjoys adding spoliers and nitrosoxide tanks to cars that should not have them
-Wears a visor backwards or to the side
-Girlfriend is usually a hairdresser, nail tech, or pre school teacher
-Finds Dane Cook hilarious and original
-Still rocks the faux hawk
I could go on and on
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Some other forms of douchebaggery are:
-Paying well over $9 for a draft beer at a club when I can by a case of Natty Ice for less
-Enjoys adding spoliers and nitrosoxide tanks to cars that should not have them
-Wears a visor backwards or to the side
-Girlfriend is usually a hairdresser, nail tech, or pre school teacher
-Finds Dane Cook hilarious and original
-Still rocks the faux hawk
I could go on and on
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Re: "Douchebaggery sir!".... "Douchebaggery?".. "What on earth is douchebaggery?"
Yo bro. Douchebaggery? Whatever! Poppin' collars and tanning is a personal choice because I know what the ladies like!
Trust me bro, you shop at American Eagle, Aeropostale, and Abercrombie and Finch, get some shirts with collars, pop them bitches and later that night you gonna be poppin' yo own bitch, if you know what I mean. Hella yeah!
In meantime, gotta hit the gym and tanning bed. Ladies just wanna have fun... alright. Hells yeah! In my bed! If I let them.
Yo bro. Douchebaggery? Whatever! Poppin' collars and tanning is a personal choice because I know what the ladies like!
Trust me bro, you shop at American Eagle, Aeropostale, and Abercrombie and Finch, get some shirts with collars, pop them bitches and later that night you gonna be poppin' yo own bitch, if you know what I mean. Hella yeah!
In meantime, gotta hit the gym and tanning bed. Ladies just wanna have fun... alright. Hells yeah! In my bed! If I let them.
