Don't ya wish you had the sun?

[PirateKing]

It's just hanging there in the sky, taunting you. Sometimes I wish I could reach into the sky and grab it. Give it a little tongue kiss. Maybe butt fuck it.

Or maybe some people prefer the moon because it looks like it's made of cheese and has a face. I'd be pretty nice to make sweet love to that luminescent ball as well.

 

[gunslingingbird]

 

[PirateKing]

Exactly.

 

[BCT]

These repetitive threads crack me the fuck up, good job pirate. :glugglug:

 

[DJCowboy]

Actually, I **** it when that smug little moon is out when it's clearly the sun's turn to be out. The moon had all fucking night of flaunting its **** and then the sun was up next and started its shift but whoops! The moon apparently didn't get enough attention last night spreading its legs for everybody to see! I want to grab it and take it to rehab!!

 

[bahodeme]

(sorry for AE commercial)

 

[LukeEl]

It would be cool if the sun was made of Orange Crush soda then I would find the biggest crazy straw you know the one with all the loop the loops and ***** it all until the Earth was cast in perpetual cold and darkness.

 

[tiger1977]

 

[PirateKing]

It would be cool if the sun was made of Orange Crush soda then I would find the biggest crazy straw you know the one with all the loop the loops and ***** it all until the Earth was cast in perpetual cold and darkness.

But then you would become the sun having consumed all of it's radiance.