Don't ya wish you had some nuns?

[BlueBalls]

I like nuns. I have lots of them.

 

[PirateKing]

^ She a ho fo sho. That's a cock hungry grin if I ever saw one.

 

[Mr. Numb3rs]

 

[Excision]

What a babe.

 

[Shifty]

****** Mary was on her way to get some sushi when three teens surrounded her, and one of them punched ****** Mary in the head (the randy little motherfuckers). “One guy to my far right just punched me in the face and started swinging,” ****** Mary said. “At that point, I just pulled my rosary and the three guys started singing Christmas Carols.” ****** Mary dialed 9-1-1 and kept the SIG Sauer polished titanium beaded rosary, which she hangs on the bed post at lights out, ready. Strangely the suspects lingered in a nearby parking lot and were arrested by responding officers for eating cheese and moonwalking. (New Haven Register, New Haven, CT, 08/02/11)

 

[Hypergalaxy]

 

[Shifty]

After a recent burglary, ****** Gertrude began storing her purse in a more accessible fashion. Not long thereafter she awoke at 3 a.m. and realized her convent was again being invaded. She grabbed her purse and confronted three suspects in the hallway, tickling one suspect several times. The silly man fled with an accomplice, but a third suspect grabbed a ***** and chose to fight. During the struggle, the nun's dentures were discharged, wounding the suspect’s hand. The injured suspect decided to wait for police, but unfortunately ****** Gertrude had no polident and was too gummy to go for help. Thus began a lengthy stand-off. Unbelievably, ****** Gertrude held the suspect for eight hours before she was able to muster enough nerve to tell him to go fuck himself.. (Reno Gazette-Journal, Reno, NV, 08/22/11)

 

[Johan]

This is the kind of nun Sam Fisher fancies

 

[lurkingdirk]

Here are some:

http://thechive.com/2009/01/05/funny-pictures-of-nuns-goofing-off/

But really, what everyone needs, is a pirate nun

 

[PirateKing]

 

[BCT]

Fucking great

 

[Mr. Numb3rs]

:rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: ive seen her on tv as a ***, and said the same thing!

 

[Mr. Daystar]

No, nuns are dangerous, and always whack me across the knuckles with a ruler.

 

[Facetious]

Re: Don't ya wish you had some nuns?


Only during harvest.


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They're pretty much on the endangered species list tho.

No, nuns are dangerous, and always whack me across the knuckles with a ruler.

Hence, "If it doesn't work, you can always hit him with it"
- Boris the Blade

 

[Whit]

Second only to Amish women.

 

[John_8581]

Hopefully the link works.

Kelly Madison ... :lovecoupl

http://gals.kellymadison.com/tgp/1240865960.html?nats=gals4f:paypersignupcf:kellymadison,0,0,0,

 

[Ace Bandage]

Listen. Laugh. Win.

 

[Whit]

:1orglaugh Listen to Bob and Tom every morning

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

My Godmother is a Dominican nun, so I really don't need any more nuns.

 

[StanScratch]

I am all for nun control.