Dolphin Is Found Shot to Death on Beach in Southern California

It doesn't have it's seaweed bandana on. That don't fly in SoCal.
 
He was about to enter territorial waters, thank god a real american patriot stopped him before

#MAGA
 
He was about to enter territorial waters, thank god a real american patriot stopped him before

#MAGA

That's the MAGA spirit! Ain't no illegal dolphins coming to take our American Dolphin's SeaWorld jobs!!!! Hell nah!
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I bet it was a fucking killer whale. It's funny; whenever you hear about gun violence in the porpoise community someone always focuses on the authorities instead of looking within the endemic violence perpetrated amongst themselves. It's ridiculous. That dolphin was probably tagging in some Orca territory or covering up Orca graffiti and got zapped over something so stupid. What these aquatic assholes forget is all their "turf" really belongs to the fish, otters, clams and anemones who live in those coral reef communities. They don't own shit. Fucking wanna be sharks.
 
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