Does your wife/girlfriend resemble a pornstar?

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☼LEGIT☼
My hand doesn't look like any porn star I'd fuck, but for some odd reason I do it every day.

I null because I have no girlfriend or wife.

Do you watch Asia Carrera in movies or do you watch other movies?
 
My hand doesn't look like any porn star I'd fuck, but for some odd reason I do it every day.

I null because I have no girlfriend or wife.

Do you watch Asia Carrera in movies or do you watch other movies?

Asia is ok, she looks great, but its my opinion that she is a rather boring fuck on film.
 
As I mentioned in another thread my girlfriend looks like mix between Nikki Coxxx and Alexa Lynn but she won't let me post her picture her. She doesn't want any creepy guys ogling her picture. We go to nudists colonies a couple times a month and she's okay with old, yucky men ogling her in person:dunno:
 
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Tell your GF I will give her my *EXPERT* opinion on her looks....and you can further put her at ease that I have been told I'm a cross between Tom Brady and Russell Crowe. See, no yucky man will be oogling her.
 

DrMotorcity

Don Trump calls me Pornography Man
Behold, the much-needed "now let's get back on-topic" quote:

Does your wife/girlfriend resemble a pornstar?

From the aspect of her being infatuated with her own likeness as represented by the mirror above the dresser and mesmerized with the ill-conceived delusion that no other person of her gender could dare to rival her inherently tangible, fiscally-sound allure, and of her incessantly making unreasonable demands of those of the opposite gender (than hers, and very specifically, mine) and constantly threatening to relay highly-detailed accounts of particular conversations between her and I to her "agent," yes, she quite plausibly does resemble, as you so call it, a pornstar.
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
My girlfriend is the hottest girl ever and looks like a combination of the hottest 3 or 4 chicks that do porn. I am so lucky. Everybody should probably start to think I'm really cool now because I have such a hot girlfriend to have sex with.
 
everybody on this board has a huge dong and a pornstar look a like girlfriend wife

who would have thought?

probably all graduated harvard and had the chance to play for the st louis cardinals, but tore an acl that prevented that dream.
 

Kil4Thril

Closed Account
everybody on this board has a huge dong and a pornstar look a like girlfriend wife

who would have thought?

probably all graduated harvard and had the chance to play for the st louis cardinals, but tore an acl that prevented that dream.

Close. I tried out for the Rockies (when they were the expansion team), but tore a rotator cuff. Lemme say that hurts like a mufucker.:mad:
 
Behold, the much-needed "now let's get back on-topic" quote:


From the aspect of her being infatuated with her own likeness as represented by the mirror above the dresser and mesmerized with the ill-conceived delusion that no other person of her gender could dare to rival her inherently tangible, fiscally-sound allure, and of her incessantly making unreasonable demands of those of the opposite gender (than hers, and very specifically, mine) and constantly threatening to relay highly-detailed accounts of particular conversations between her and I to her "agent," yes, she quite plausibly does resemble, as you so call it, a pornstar.

Nerd alert
 

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
Staff member
everybody on this board has a huge dong and a pornstar look a like girlfriend wife

who would have thought?

probably all graduated harvard and had the chance to play for the st louis cardinals, but tore an acl that prevented that dream.

Huge? Yes. THank you for the recognition.
Pornstar? No. But we make porn in the bedroom. Albeit off-camera.
Harvard? No. Yale.
Cardinals? Nope. Instead I shoot birds at jet airplane engines for stress-testing. THeir stress, my relief. Mmm... splat. The pink mist is sticky! TEEHEE!
 
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