Do You **** Up When You Fart in Your *****?

[alexpnz]

Do you actually **** up and knowingly let it rip OR does your body ************* do it for you?
The reason why I ask is the other night, this girl stayed over and told me I farted like 10 times in my ***** but I never woke or realized it? :eeew:
:dunno:

 

[L3ggy]

Alex, that's more than I wanted to know.... Thank you....

 

[meesterperfect]

Now what in the hell would you wanna go and ask a damn fool question like this for?

and my answer is no, i don't think so.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I only **** up long enough to smile then go back to *****.

I am the master of the Dutch Oven. I love to fart then pull the covers over my sweety's pretty head and hold her under there. When she fights me to get loose from the covers she ****** out a series of secondary farts from me which add to her suffering.

 

[Facetious]

Do you actually **** up and knowingly let it rip OR does your body ************* do it for you?
The reason why I ask is the other night, this girl stayed over and told me I farted like 10 times in my ***** but I never woke or realized it? :eeew:
:dunno:

:nono: :nono:

Diet Alex . . . Diet!

 

[Shifty]

Do you actually **** up and knowingly let it rip OR does your body ************* do it for you?
The reason why I ask is the other night, this girl stayed over and told me I farted like 10 times in my ***** but I never woke or realized it? :eeew:
:dunno:

Alex, do you discuss bodily functions with all the women you know?

 

[lurkingdirk]

I actually always **** up, as I keep seal-able bottles under the covers in order to bottle my delicious dutch oven. A tidy side business of mine, and I honestly can't keep up with demand.

Alex, perhaps I should put you on staff?

 

[turtle825]

 

[D-rock]

If they don't **** up how would anybody know if they farted or not in the first place? It could be like the tree falling in the woods scenario. If somebody farts in their ***** does it make a sound?

 

[Lost999.]

Nope I never find these things out until I **** in the morning.http://C:\Users\parkerj\Desktop\spud-****.jpg

 

[alexpnz]

Alex, do you discuss bodily functions with all the women you know?

Yes, I do!
It's a great ice breaker and I look at it this way, if a chick can stay in there after taking a blast or 2 of lethal gas AND stays around....shes a keeper!
And, any chick that can let one rip and still look like a sexy mufucka, is a keeper too!

I go by a saying...."I wanna a chick that looks like a million bucks and can fart like a Mack Truck." :nanner:

 

[Death-Proof-69]

I only **** up long enough to smile then go back to *****.

I am the master of the Dutch Oven. I love to fart then pull the covers over my sweety's pretty head and hold her under there. When she fights me to get loose from the covers she ****** out a series of secondary farts from me which add to her suffering.

for some reason this does not surprise me one bit...

 

[brodkill]

i only **** up when i belch in my *****

 

[LukeEl]

I am sure there is a ***** study program just itching to hook some sensors to you.

 

[alexpnz]

UPDATE!
I did a little scientific experiment last night.
I ate 2 Fiber One bars before I went to bed and sure enough, I woke up about 3:48 a.m. to let one rip! The only thing I can deduce from this is that I probably woke up because It was kind of a wet one. I think my body woke me so I wouldn't crap my Calvins!
Thus I might have to declare the experiment "incomplete".:dunno:

The only bad thing about the experiment is the result of eating 2 Fiber One bars....I just **** for the 6th time today and my ass is raw!

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I drank a bunch of ******* last night and ate some breakfast tacos with chorizo and jalapeños. About 6:30 AM I got woken up with the worst ***** burp ever. YUCK!

 

[bustybbwlover]

never been woken up by a fart but i have been woken up by gas pain...y''know when it feels like a golf ball is rolling around in your guts

 

[Member442]

As a lady we don't fart so its never happened.:elaugh:

 

[cartman24]

Never happened to me, but I wouldn't doubt that its possible.

 

[Kingfisher]

I don't remember farting in my *****, but I always fart when I **** up. :eeew: