Do You **** Up When You Fart in Your *****?

I seldom **** myself up with my own stench. Usually I only **** up if it's a particularly rank emission, then I usually have to get up and walk out of the room for a few minutes until the smell has dissipated. The worst is when I eat a lot of peanut butter. Then my room smells like an open sewer in the morning.

Usually I keep my farts under the covers, though. In the morning, when I **** up and throw the covers off, a large, green cloud escapes and hovers over my bed for the rest of the morning.
 
Once my wife was ******** on her back and let one rip and it came up the front and made the most horrible discusting sound I had ever heard. I started laughing and she woke up and didnt believe me. I still laugh when I think about it 4 years later.
 
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