I seldom wake myself up with my own stench. Usually I only wake up if it's a particularly rank emission, then I usually have to get up and walk out of the room for a few minutes until the smell has dissipated. The worst is when I eat a lot of peanut butter. Then my room smells like an open sewer in the morning.
Usually I keep my farts under the covers, though. In the morning, when I wake up and throw the covers off, a large, green cloud escapes and hovers over my bed for the rest of the morning.
Usually I keep my farts under the covers, though. In the morning, when I wake up and throw the covers off, a large, green cloud escapes and hovers over my bed for the rest of the morning.
