Tobacco - occasionally, usually when copious amounts of alcohol are involved.
Weed - more regularly than cigarettes.
Crack - everyday.
I thought you smoked while having sex?
Did you start using lube to prevent that?
Only when I'm fucking the hole in my neighbours fence. Otherwise, crack is wack!
Not my crack, my crack's gorgeous. But the cracks in peoples souls.
Yeah, that crack.....
Your crack would benefit from a good washing.
I'm just sayin...
Pfft! Washing's is for Republicans and child molesters.