Do You Hate Email?

[Facetious]

When you see that you have received an email, do you usually think:

OK, what the fuck does THIS person want and without even looking to see who it is, you continue on doing whatever it was that you were doing?



just a curio is all

 

[Smallville417]

I still enjoy getting emails from my girlfriend, other than that I could care less about email.

 

[GregCentauro]

I only open emails from trusted contacts like the Nigerian senator who still owes me the million dollars he promised me after I had generously paid his lawyer.

 

[mrtrebus]

email? is that what a northern postman delivers?

 

[Facetious]

I only open emails from trusted contacts like the Nigerian senator who still owes me the million dollars he promised me after I had generously paid his lawyer.

^and that :uhem: ''Rhodesian'' account, ''Mugabe'' I think was the name . . . or was it Taylor? :dunno:

 

[Jagger69]

I only open emails from trusted contacts like the Nigerian senator who still owes me the million dollars he promised me after I had generously paid his lawyer.

Oh my yes I have been looking for you. I am the Nigerian senator the right honorable Mabu Ema Tossi and as I previously informed you I have graciously requested the transfer of $3.5 million US dollars currently secured by the Royal Bank of Scotland to be deposited in your account upon the submission of your Visa card account number and PIN to secure this transaction. Please kindly submit this information via private message to Jagger69 at http://board.freeones.com and the funds shall be immediately released to your account. Have a blessed day.

 

[lurkingdirk]

I like email. For every email I get, that's one less phone call I have to make.

I hate the phone with a force the likes of which nature has never before known. But that's because I hate people, and talking to them is way worse than emailing.

 

[StanScratch]

I jerk off every time I get an email. The NewsMax ones make me shoot like a rocket.

 

[BlueBalls]

To use either 'hate' or 'love' to describe how I feel about email would really be a step too far because both terms really are too strong an emotion for one to feel for such a tool.

No, all I can say is that I'm nothing but indifferent to email. It really has no emotional hold over me whatsoever.

 

[mrtrebus]

Now rep me till it bleeds. . .

 

[biomech]

I have no problem with email, its the spam mail I hate.

 

[titsrock]

No, I don't think that way when I receive email. I like people. Email makes it very convenient to ignore them when I want to.

 

[Namreg]

Oh my yes I have been looking for you. I am the Nigerian senator the right honorable Mabu Ema Tossi and as I previously informed you I have graciously requested the transfer of $3.5 million US dollars currently secured by the Royal Bank of Scotland to be deposited in your account upon the submission of your Visa card account number and PIN to secure this transaction. Please kindly submit this information via private message to Jagger69 at http://board.freeones.com and the funds shall be immediately released to your account. Have a blessed day.

totally fake. the real nigerian speakes engilsh likes these.

 

[titsrock]

Wouldn't this thread have worked, like, in 1997 :thefinger

 

[PirateKing]

Hmmm...I haven't checked my email in years. Should I?

 

[MrCandy]

I just got an "Email" from a friend that died ten years ago.

I did not think "Hell" had internet service, but they must have contacted
AT&T because he gets a low flat rate.

Just two legs and an arm is all it cost him!

 

[Member442]

I only hate all the spam crap a few people send me and that it has replaced me getting Christmas and birthday cards.. BRING BACK SNAIL MAIL.

 

[Frank Fire]

at time yes and at times no

 

[habo9]

I never bother with E-mail , if I want someone I will call them

 

[Vlad The Impaler]

I received an email alerting me that this stupid thread was here. So yes, I love email.

How's that for Facetious. Possibly even ironic.