Dishwasher

[bobjustbob]

one of the main selling points in taking my new residence was having a dishwasher it has been decades since I had one in my place and it is a god send pretty deluxe with the 1 hr cycle and 4 hr delay i can now cook and watch tv withour the noise since ill be asleep when it is running. anyone have a dishwasher and loving it

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

I have one, but I've never personally used it. It seems only girls fire that thing up. Funny thing, I have no idea how to do it. Haven't tried!

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I have 2 dishwashers in my house. One is my wife and the other is my mother-in-law.

 

[RJS13]

I love my dishwasher. It's super quiet, don't use much water and the best part is... during the final cycle it gives special favors. Her name is Yessica, she's from Panama. And she's hot!!!

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I love my dishwasher. It's super quiet, don't use much water and the best part is... during the final cycle it gives special favors. Her name is Yessica, she's from Panama. And she's hot!!!

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

To think I avoided posting anything sexist. You bastards.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

I can pack a dishwasher like a fucking boss.




I used to be a roadie....I think that helps.

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

I can pack a dishwasher like a fucking boss.




I used to be a roadie....I think that helps.

I can pack some fudge like you wouldn't believe. Oh wait.

 

[acenipplelicker]

my dishwasher with benefits- Kenmore model 696969

 

[sean miguel]

I have 2 dishwashers in my house. One is my wife and the other is my mother-in-law.

Damnit. That was my answer.

I was going to say: Yes, I have a dishwasher and I love her.

 

[bobjustbob]

Here we go again. Take a perfectly innocent subject for discussion and turn it into shit. That's why we can't have nice threads around here. How old are you guys, 19?

 

[acenipplelicker]

ADAM made the first sexist remake about girls running the Washington machines. it was only slightly bad it might be true even but as men we always say we can do anything and get any where even when lost

Dino - chimed in about relatives- sorta off kilter and then theres my addition in the thread below.:stir:

 

[acenipplelicker]

my dishwasher with benefits- Kenmore model 696969

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When she cleans things her pussy juices taste better

 

[ApolloBalboa]

I lick my dishes clean and put them back in the cabinet; I should probably tell my family sometime.

 

[RJS13]

Here we go again. Take a perfectly innocent subject for discussion and turn it into shit. That's why we can't have nice threads around here. How old are you guys, 19?

Well if you re-read your OP you actually didn't clarify a type of dishwasher. You have to be more specific with guys like me that are constantly stoned. BTW, I have gone to paper plates and styro cups. Why you ask? I pay Yessica by the hour, so I figure the less time she spends doing dishes the more time I have for the final cycle of special favors. She can't be more than 4ft 11in so I'd bet she's takes up less cubic feet than your model.See where I'm going with this?

 

[acenipplelicker]

I went with paper plates 25 yrs ago and I use the fry pan for 2 months w o cleaning

 

[RJS13]

I went with paper plates 25 yrs ago and I use the fry pan for 2 months w o cleaning

Dude, a pack of 200 paper plates are a dollar from the dollar store. A 36 pack of foam cups is a dollar. And if you felt so inclined, a box of plastic silverware is a dollar. You can't go wrong, just throw everything away

 

[acenipplelicker]

I even reuse paperplates-once they go black or greasy I throw them away

trying to figure out how to fry on paper plates

I used my forman grill for a year w o cleaning it- its self draining right

 

[RJS13]

I even reuse paperplates

I'll re-use the same plate for the same meal but after that it gets shit canned.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

My dishwashers double as vacuum cleaners. I put my wiener inside the newer vacuum cleaner last night happy it did such a good job on the dishes and the floor. This more modern design also made me a great cup of coffee about an hour ago and will retrieve groceries soon.

 

[RJS13]

My dishwashers double as vacuum cleaners. I put my wiener inside the newer vacuum cleaner last night happy it did such a good job on the dishes and the floor. This more modern design also made me a great cup of coffee about an hour ago and will retrieve groceries soon.

Fuckin' Aye