Dirk is a master of camouflage and disguise.....

[Ace Boobtoucher]

You can barely see him lurking in the background.

 

[GregCentauro]

Dirk was attracted by the handsome pale guy and his remarkable green penis.

 

[Red Spyder]

Hulk smash!!!

 

[andrea_]

Damn, where's Dirk? I can't find him anywhere!

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I thought it would of been the bald guy and his green penis.

 

[METAL HEAD]

In a big standing out way

 

[StanScratch]

When they tell you that there is an oil spill off shore, it is better to listen.

 

[feller469]

uh, dude, wrong oil

 

[Ace Bandage]

Damn, did you find a green hat or something? You look like metal Mario...

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

"Hey, this isn't sun tan lotion, this is whale puke! Oh you guys! A HA HA HA HA HA!"

 

[lurkingdirk]

Hey, it worked. I was posing as a shadow. I would lay under people, and they just thought the sun caused their beach blankets to be uncomfortable.

 

[lioneye713]

Is this from that movie Turistas?

 

[Skyraider22]

Hey, it worked. I was posing as a shadow. I would lay under people, and they just thought the sun caused their beach blankets to be uncomfortable.

Only the lurking king could pose as a shadow and get away with it

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

More Lurky goodness. Is there any photo Dirk can't bomb?

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

One of his best lurks ever.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

and he's so agile.

 

[NikkiSinn]

You can barely see him lurking in the background.

Who are you all talking about??? I don't get it!!
???????????
HAHA

 

[lurkingdirk]

HA. All three of these made me lol. I particularly love "the eye" in the second one.


Ahh, great memories.