Dirk Caught Red-Handed!

[Shifty]

A-Ha! :o

 

[cl0ckw0rkman]

nice! hard at work

 

[lurkingdirk]

Psssht. I'm not that heavy. I'm hiding in his hair.

What do you think this is? Fucking amateur hour?

 

[Shifty]

Psssht. I'm not that heavy. I'm hiding in his hair.

What do you think this is? Fucking amateur hour?

Well excuse me! I assumed you were on a break.

 

[Alphonse]

why would u even do that lol. ud never get laid

 

[Katja]

He wasnt very discrete was he.

 

[jod0565]

He wasnt very discrete was he.

He never is.

 

[slasher]

:1orglaugh

 

[Cannon_X]

Maybe they won't see me if I stay still...

*breathe heavy*

 

[~~whimsy~~]

LurkingDirk before a Lurking OD.

 

[feller469]

like LD would show up before the top came off

 

[lurkingdirk]

He never is.

Hey, now.

like LD would show up before the top came off

:yesyes: this man knows my ways...

 

[~~whimsy~~]

LurkingDirk FAILS!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Member442]

He never is.

I think he's really good at it. It took me weeks to figure out where he was and damn it now he's moved. Now I have to track his ass down all over again.

 

[Ulysses31]

I think he's really good at it. It took me weeks to figure out where he was and damn it now he's moved. Now I have to track his ass down all over again.

Won't be too hard with an ass that big

 

[Shifty]

Won't be too hard with an ass that big

Oh no she di'int! :nanner:

 

[lurkingdirk]

I think he's really good at it. It took me weeks to figure out where he was and damn it now he's moved. Now I have to track his ass down all over again.

You may do anything you'd like to my ass "all over again."

:yesyes:

 

[Member442]

You may do anything you'd like to my ass "all over again."

:yesyes:

:nanner: cool.

 

[LukeEl]

And dirk if that was my mom I'll mace your eyes on principal alone, because no one should be subjected to her like that.

 

[lurkingdirk]

And dirk if that was my mom I'll mace your eyes on principal alone, because no one should be subjected to her like that.

While I'm not going to go into detail out of respect for you, I will just say that your mom is crazy delicious.

:nanner: