Dear Petra or.....if needed....Roald..............but mainly Petra

[Mr Glam]

Hire me :weeping:


Apparently in today's world there really isn't that big of a market for hair metal tribute bands, Who knew?!?!

My qualifications:

I once was a forum's moderator
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I enjoy porn
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That is pretty much all of them.



So what do ya say?

 

[L3ggy]

Wow....

 

[Mr Glam]

Wow....

Astounded by my qualifications I see. Don't worry dear fellow, everyone is.

 

[Mr Glam]

I should mention that this thread is sarcastic, I'm bored and thought I would try and show my (lack of) comedic talents.

 

[alexpnz]

I should mention that this thread is sarcastic, I'm bored and thought I would try and show my (lack of) comedic talents.

You succeeded...

 

[Mr Glam]

You succeeded...

Why thank you for noticing kind sir.

 

[squallumz]

close his account please.

 

[vodkazvictim]

Pathetic/10

 

[Mr Glam]

Pathetic/10

close his account please.

The people have spoken!

Give them what they want I say!

 

[Supafly]

He sounds legit... I second his hiring

Having had a little band meself, too, and whatsnot

 

[lurkingdirk]

I'd poop on him.

:2 cents:

 

[Legzman]

I never was nor will I ever be a mod here. I rather enjoy breaking the rules from time to time. I'd also more than likely go on a wreaking spree with the ban hammer, just to entertain myself! Also I LOVE porn. Can't live without it and will 100% support any assassination attempt of that fuck, santori or whatever his name is who wants to abolish all porn if he's elected.

Do I qualify for a job?

 

[Red Spyder]

How much alcohol was involved in the making of this thread? :dunno:

It must have been somewhere between "quite a bit" and "somewhat excessive".

 

[squallumz]

id hand out bans like yellow cards. and by yellow cards i mean sam fisher. and by that i mean id fucking ban his troll ass.

can i be a mod for like 20 seconds?

 

[Petra]

Send your CV with a half page writing sample addressed to me in the title.

webmaster@freeones.com

 

[BigSwede]

I should mention that this thread is sarcastic, I'm bored and thought I would try and show my (lack of) comedic talents.

Thanks for explaining!
No one would have known.

 

[Roald]

 

[gunslingingbird]

Send your CV with a half page writing sample addressed to me in the title.

webmaster@freeones.com

Does that go for anyone? What do you want me to write about? Also, do you need anything rigged, lit, built, or heard over there? Because I can definitely do all of the above.

 

[squallumz]

Does that go for anyone? What do you want me to write about? Also, do you need anything rigged, lit, built, or heard over there? Because I can definitely do all of the above.

no no, it has to be about your dream last night.

 

[gunslingingbird]

no no, it has to be about your dream last night.

Oh, man, that peyote was killer!