I would love to be a fly on the wall as he's deciding what he's going to wear for the day...."Hmmmm....black, penis hole underwear or boxers? I have that job interview later today...."
You know, I think I have done some crazy and ridiculous things in my life: things I'm not proud of, things I wouldn't do if given the chance again. But I look at a guy like this, and I realize, well maybe I wasn't that bad...