DrakeM
Now with 35% less bullshit
I don't know if anybody has been paying attention, likely not, but ever since I hit 10,000 posts (81,000 posts ago), I've been regularly updating my user title. At first I changed it nearly daily, now I've settled into a weekly change pattern. However, I have kept a list of all the things I've ever used. I thought I'd share it here and then keep this thread updated as I change it. Maybe others can join in too or comment on each other's titles, whatever, it's a free board, for now.
So here is my list up to date as of today (1004) entries:
United we live, divided we turn
It's big, it's heavy, it's wood!
Too many churches and not enough truth
Mork calling Orson, come in Orson
Have a cup of Instant Smile
I should've known. I'm allergic to EVERYTHING!
What's it like?
I'm with me
I've had it up to here with you circus midgets!
Bite my shiny metal ass
Can you spare a cup of protoplasm?
Shown how to feel good and told to feel bad
Ford every mountain, climb every stream
Fuck the fucking fuckers
Hurray for Peter Pumpkinhead!
My magic nose goblins? I picked them myself.
Slurm, it's highly addictive!
I love the smell of napalm in the morning
Where's my Anti-Gravity Bubblegum?
Who built the moon?
I will buy you a new life
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Silly blonde, brains are for brunettes
Try our new grass-fed lettuce!
Igor, untie Mr. Paslo. But he's told us nothing!
Release Mr. Paslo. But he's told us nothing!
Who's sorry now?
It is not easy to become sane
Buy two, save twice as much!
The horror...the horror...the horror...
Big Brother is watching you
Ignorance is Strength
Freedom is Slavery
War is Peace
I lost my poor meatball when sombody sneezed
It ain't gonna rain no more no more
Failure is the default option
The tales grow taller on down the line
At Moes, designated drivers drink for free!
Reality exists in the human mind and nowhere else
The bird is the word
The United States - Canada's basement
FreeOnes, where the points don't matter
The object of power is power
Shove your Xmas up your arse, ho, ho, fucking ho
Expose Secret Santa!
Elves are stealing our jobs!
Perhaps a lunatic is simply a minority of one
The "L" Stands for Value
Power is not a means, it is an end
Get back to where you once belonged
To keep a secret you must hide it from yourself
And how are we today Monsieur?
You're only a rebel from the waist downwards
He who controls the present controls the past
Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3
To kneel or not to kneel, that is the question
Get in the pit and try to love someone!
In the face of pain there are no heroes
Houston...has a problem
Don't practice your alliteration on me!
I'm not crazy! My mother had me tested.
Whose line is it anyway?
Garsh, please pass the soap
Your Ken can kiss my Barbie
Ain't got not no time for that
Our last hurrah
We ate our last few jars of caviar
It was the greatest show on earth
Do me!
I'm the fifth dentist that disagrees
This board is so cofveve
I'm going slightly mad
She's 68 but she says she's 54
Ignorance is blistering
I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more
I think I'm a banana tree
Kills bugs dead
I just got Trumped!
What are you looking at?
Your asshole, not just an exit anymore!
Make America think again
All US presidents must be accompanied by an adult
Do or do not, there is no try
Know when to walk away, know when to run
Me so horny, me love you long time
Best that you can hope for is to die in your sleep
Talking to myself on the train
Know what to throw away, know what to keep
I'm not crazy, I'm just a little impaired
Know when to hold them, know when to fold them
Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
Come for the breasts, stay for the brains
Doin' donuts on my neighbor's lawn
Hijack the rainbow
Go ahead, lick the screen, nobody's watching
The way the camera follows us in slo-mo
Vodka, not just for cleaning toilets anymore
Why are you all so petrified of silence?
Psycho killer qu'est que c'est
She's a nasty woman
Listen to the Welsh kid talk
Don't cry baby, don't cry
Drinking on the job
I have no concept of time
You inundate us with your views
Let's talk about you for a minute
It's really not my habit to intrude
I'm drunk, and I approve this message
Make my mind up for me
Tune in Moscow, tune in New York
Dying in the corner of the sky
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover
Then some damn fool invents the wheel
Are you of the Body?
Do the wild thing
You take away my right to choose
Bomb in the baby carriage was wired to the radio
The answer my friend is blowin' in the wind
Show me what should I see
My fellow Americans, it's time to lie to you
She was afraid to come out in the open
You'll have to speak up, I've got beans in my ears
I never meant to drop the concrete block
Every generation throws a hero up the pop charts
You're all worthless and weak
Stroke me, stroke me!
Life's a piece of shit, when you look at it
My opinon means nothing
Rock Lobster!
Let's sink another drink
Drop and give me 20
Don't cry for me Argentina
'cause I got one hand in my pocket
Dancing with myself
Everything is just fine, fine, fine
What happened to my Lincoln Logs?
Hold onto 16 as long as you can
Thank you very much Mr. Roboto
Stong like bull, brain like tractor
I've run out of things to say
Fuckin' eh!
Achievement unlocked! Click here!
I got nothing
Fuck like somebody's filming
Shoot 'em all, let god sort it out
It's not rocket surgery!
...and suddenly, it's day again
Could be the human race has run
I hate being bipolar. It's awesome!
You stretch the frozen moments with your fear
We were all equal in the end
You have no recourse to the law anymore
Not dead, just on vacation for a while
Like the moment when the brakes lock
If I had rocket launcher I'd make somebody pay
Leaving only charcoal to defend
All those years ago
Two suns in the sunset
One of these days...
Lick it up!
What is your major malfunction?!?!
Momma don't take my Kodachrome away
Finally I understand the feelings of the few
Would I lie to you?
Here comes the helicopter, second time today
Can't touch this
I lost my pen, can you help me find it?
The most interesting man in the world
Thus Spake Zarathustra
Breasts without nipples would be pointless
Reading can seriously damage your ignorance
The day the music died (Feb 3)
I have no memory of those events Senator
The Force is strong in this one
Of course I'm wearing a condom, the invisible kind
I don't always drink beer...wait, yes I do.
Ding dong the wicked witch is dead!
How come history takes such a long time?
Don't bring the party down
Waiting for a miracle
DrakeM wept
The internet: now open on Tuesdays
Father it was me or him
One day at a time
Voices carry
Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
Back in black
Can I get Amanda Hugginkiss?
Just take it like it comes
Freeze frame!
I'm castling my king
I think, therefore I am confused
Can't start a fire without a spark
I hate myself and want to die
It's good to be back
Remember what the dormouse said
god is dead and I want his job
Where da white women at?
If I'm not back in five minutes, wait longer
Constable Cunt ate one of those!
Who built stonehenge? Elvis!
Be productive, at least once
(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)retend it didn't happen
You can lie to me
Dancing in the dark
There is no gravity. The Earth sucks.
Look out, here comes tomorrow
Lower taxes, raise the dead.
Jesus saves, Gretzky scores on the rebound
Drive defensively -- buy a tank
Bugs Bunny is a cross-dresser
Who you gonna call?
Backup not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (U)zi
I used to care, but things have changed
I'll drink to that
Yippie-ki-yay motherfucker!
Life is cheap
Why do meteors always land in craters?
and that is how we know the Earth is banana-shaped
Don't try to change me
Opened an escort service for all the right reasons
Smells worse than the U.S. Senate
We had seasons in the sun
I may be wrong but you may be right
I started out as a child
Pissing the night away
Don't go away mad, just go away
You've leveled up, click to continue
I thought that music mattered
I'll grind yer bones to make me bread
You rearrange me until I'm sane
There's not a lot I can do
Come as you are
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance
How do I get this damn chastity cage off?
One time for old times
Trying to dodge the ground
A working class zero is something to fear
What's your angle?
I like to watch
Are you going to Scarborough fair?
Gonna crush you evil yuppie twits
Surfing FreeOnes locked in chastity again
Learning to fly
Welcome to wherever you are
...and his shoes were full of feet
Take the last train to Clarksville
Get a little action in
Jesus saves with radio waves
Ain't no way to hide your lying eyes
I taught the Weeping Willow how to cry
Man with a fork in a world of soup
I'm the model of a charmless man
The sounds of a switchblade and a motorbike
I told you dirty jokes until you smiled
Have you played Atari today?
Get him up against the wall
Why the fuck should I care where Waldo is?
Hollywood waits at the end of the rainbow
They logged the only explanation left
Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme
An itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini
It was the myth of fingerprints
Elvis is the watermelon
I ain't 'fraid of no ghost
Fuck all that, we gotta get on with these
Do the wild thing
Buying a stairway to heaven
Rehab is for quitters
I'm pretty fly, for a white guy
Saturday night's alright for fighting
It just may be a lunatic you're looking for
Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?
Wasn't hurting anyone
Told me not to drive, but I made it home alive
What's the name of the game?
May the FreeOnes be with you
Cookie!
Too much time on my hands
And we all enjoyed the weekend for a change
Keep christ out of christmas, he just fucks it up
You raise the blade, you make the change
To Sir, with love
Crap is king
...and sometimes Y
Can you hear the drums Fernando?
Soul-sucking jerk
Can't buy the record at Sears
Who built the pyramids? Elvis!
If you don't spam me, who will?
You had it coming to you
It's beginning to cost a lot like Christmas
Not now John, we gotta get on with the film show
The wall was too high, as you can see
Definition of Recursive: Look up Recursive
I was drinking a Fanta with the Son of Santa
Everything's gonna be all right
After a while you can work on points for style
Say it isn't so Ethel!
Hey you! Get off of my cloud!
Drinking the night away
Armed to the fuckin' teeth
Alive in Tuscon
Nothin' but a dreamer
Know what I mean, knudge knudge?
That's the way, uh huh uh huh, I like it
but you break just like a little girl
You have to be trusted by the people you lie to
It makes me wonder
Would you like to fly in my beautiful balloon?
Its the real thing
Livin' la vida loca
Where's the beef?
I want to live like common people
It might work...
Why am I on your ignore list?
Working on my unicorn trap
Murphy was an optimist
The plumage don't enter into it!
We finally really did it
Somebody's watching me
These are the Daves I know...
Lucky lotto numbers: 6 17 18 22 27 31, bonus 41
Marriage is not a word, it is a sentence
Lying southbound on the ground
If FreeOnes goes offline the terrorists win
Please tell me who I am
A wise man once said nothing
Gaston! A bucket for Monsieur.
If you don't start drinking, I'm gonna leave
We gonna rock down to Electric Avenue
Stop driving through my heart
Whiskey on a Sunday
If you call right now, we'll double the offer!
When in doubt, double it and add two
Walking on sunshine
I want a bathroom I can play baseball in
Wilson! Wilson! Willlllsssooooonnnn!
We're here for your liver
You might say we all made up Tuttle together
I smell your fear
Gettin' stoned on the hot sand
I have seen the writing on the wall
I'm waiting in this cell because I have to know
For your eyes only
Go granny go granny go granny go
I need nicotine for full effect
I am no longer infected
Can the people on TV see me or am I just paranoid?
Raise a little hell of your own
Let there be porn! ...and there was porn
Life is a box of chocolates
That's not a bug, that's a feature!
Best laid plans of mice and men are about equal
I'd hit that!
You are hearing me talk
Nuts and gum, together at last!
Boom boom boom. Let's go back to my room.
She'll give them a length then shut them down
Let's get physical
Do you want to come back to my place?
I see your true colors shinging through
Are there any queers in the theatre tonight?
Never eat at a place called Mom's
It's redundant! It's redundant!
Welcome back, your dreams or your ticket out
I wish to register a complaint
progress is a comfortable disease
She can't keep her foot off the accelerator
It is better to be consistent than to be right
You just can't get there from here
Who let all this riff raff into the room?
Get a haircut and get a real job
Oh my god! They killed Kenny! You bastards!
There be dragons
I do not like green eggs and ham
Surfing FreeOnes on a HAL 9000 computer
Three lefts make a right
My hovercraft is full of eels
Hey hey hey! Get out of my way!
YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP!
Swiper, no swiping!
Have I been guilty all this time?
867-5309
A Smith and Wesson beats four aces
You can observe a lot just by watchin'
Nature always sides with the hidden flaw
Most jobs are marginally better than daytime TV
You don't need money when you look like that honey
Nothing is as easy as it looks
When all else fails, read the instructions
I want my MTV
He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke
The other line always moves faster
Never play cards with a man named Doc
If you can't do the time, don't do the crime
If anything can go wrong, it will
Mother nature is a bitch
I got some bad news for you sunshine
Badness comes in waves
You be me for a while and I'll be you
There's never enough time to do it right
I just found the last bug
She's the terror of Colorado Boulevard
Don't think I need anything at all
Everything takes longer than you think
Never buy from a rich salesman
If you're gonna do the time, do the crime
Time wounds all heels
One good turn gets most of the blanket
If you have to ask, you're not entitled to know
I'm afraid I can't do that Dave
I'm an enabler
Do it until you get it right the first time
Every man has a scheme that will not work
I don't need no drugs to calm me
My mommy said not to put beans in my ears
She done me good
If it's in stock, we have it!
A bird in the hand is safer than two overhead
Confusion creates jobs
THINK!
Brunette today, blonde tomorrow
A parade should have bands or horses, not both
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
If they give you ruled paper, write the other way
Nothing gets built on schedule or within budget
All people are cremated equal
When the going gets tough, everyone leaves
There are no answers, only cross references
It is easier to get forgiveness than permission
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo
Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker
You always find something the last place you look
When you are over the hill, you pick up speed
No one was saved
Say no, then negotiate
Chicken Little only has to be right once
Any way you want it, that's the way you need it
Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate
Some of it plus the rest of it is all of it
Here's to you Mrs. Robinson
Never, ever, play leapfrog with a unicorn
It's always the partner's fault
They're real, and they're spectacular!
It is a good day to die!
When in trouble, delegate
When things just can't get any worse, they will
When you're up to your nose, keep your mouth shut
all ignorance toboggans into know
Always hire a rich attorney
I have seen the truth and it makes no sense
Nothing is ever accomplished by a reasonable man
A bird in the hand is dead
Oh lord won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz
Beware of and eschew pompous prolixity
It's wrong to allow suckers to keep their money
If everyone likes it, it must be looked into
It's always the wrong time of the month
When in doubt, mumble
Open the pod bay doors HAL
I wear my sunglasses at night
Only a bureaucracy can fight a bureaucracy
Attila the Hun came from a broken home
Justice always prevails...three times out of seven
She's a valley girl
When eating an elephant, take one bite at a time
Common sense is not that common
Now I'm just the last of the red hot fools
Got something to live for
When you move, you give me energy
There's a million Bobbys across this land
Everybody's got real big plans
What do you want to attack the troll with?
Acting on my best behavior
Exposing every weakness
She wanted him so much she ate his brain
Two girls for every boy
Under my thumb
Remember, only forest fires prevent bears
Everybody had to pay and pay
I am, therefore I drink
Learning the facts of life
You can't have any pudding if you don't eat meat!
Gimme dat ding
There's no problems, only solutions
It's the Muppet Show!
She bit off his head so he would not feel the pain
I don't know why sometimes I get frightened
This is an ex-parrot!
Take it to the limit, one more time
Who let the dogs out?
I'm just sitting here doing time
I'm a wanted man
You are gonna know when the bullet hits the bone
Bumper to bumper, somebody better move
You don't believe we're on the eve of destruction?
Youth is wasted on the young
You just can't win
Ride on
I'd like to buy the world a Coke
Who made who? Who made you?
So long, and thanks for all the fish
This is Radio Nowhere
Forever young
Hell's bells
Just another manic Monday
Bazinga!
Eight days a week
Rule 1, no poofters!
I drink therefore I am
The power of positive drinking
Newspaper taxis appear on the shore
Day after day, life turns grey
Oh we got a live one here!
Vote early and vote often
He says he's not dead!
Can I get you some fries with that?
I'm TNT, I'm dynamite!
What god wants, god gets, god help us all
She's so high, high above me
Me sucky sucky
The mating calls of lawyers in love
Gotta mend my evil ways, one of these days
I'll see you on the dark side of the moon
You're doomed no matter which way you go
My sister got lucky, married a yuppie
Can you smell the suffering?
We belong way down below
Deep cuts the knife
I will ease your mind
You can lie to yourself for a while
because she died on TV
and the worms ate into his brain
Photographs eh, he asked him knowingly...
Ask about our fried pickles
Yo, yo! What is up your dog?
Got my own reasons to drink now
This place is dead as heaven on a Saturday night
It's big, it's heavy, it's wood!
Isn't she pretty in pink?
Merry XXXmas everyone!
Democracy is coming...to the USA
I'm living on the air in Cincinati, WKRP!
Everyone wants a Log!
Liquor in the front, poker in the rear
I always ask that of all my prey
I am elegantly wasted
There is something I have locked away
Word
I want to be sedated
and now the sound of John Denver being strangled
Thank you Mistress, may I have another?
She's a girl with a problem & there ain't no cure
I stole your love
You can hear the highway breathing
There's always somebody to vote against
You can hide behind paranoid eyes
Who rigs every Oscar night?
Hammer! Hammer! Hammer! Hammer! Hammer!
Nobody does it better, baby you're the best
Freeones - soon to be a major religion
Can't sleep, clown will eat me
Where'd you get the gun Johnny?
Please won't you be my neighbor?
Fixing my grin as I casually lean on the bar
Burn down the malls!
Take a walk on the wild side
Hop on Pop
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
SPQR
Cleveland rocks! But I'd rather be Quagmire.
Was it for this that daddy died?
Making their way the only way they know how
Straightening the curves
She's got it, yeah baby, she's got it
I told you dirty jokes until you smiled
Is your name not Bruce?
I just can't get enough
Who else is going to bring you a bottle of rain?
No one will have to get nailed to anything
Welcome to the jungle
Will you still love me tomorrow?
I was a human being once
Little pink houses for you and me
Who controls the British crown?
Flattening the hills
Veni, vidi, vici
She's got HUGE...tracts of land
Lying in bed, just like Brian Wilson did
With great hair comes great responsibility
Why don't you all f-f-f-f-fade away
Waiting for a miracle
His clinging wife doesn't understand
I don't want to catch anybody not drinking
...not that there's anything wrong with that
Socrates himself was permanently pissed
It's hot enough in here to boil a monkey's bum!
Yabba dabba doo!
You bought a guitar to punish your mom
Don't forget to win first place
I seem to have strayed from my original topic...
Welcome my son, welcome to the machine
This does not serve Vaal!
Turntables in her eyes
Back in the USSR, don't know how lucky you are
I bet you say that to all the boys
What a drag it is getting old
Got them freeway blues
Getting lost in that hopeless little screen
Picked a bad day to stop sniffing glue
Hope I die before I get old...uh, wait a sec...
Turn it up PAST eleven!
I got a crazy wife
East end boys and West end girls
Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
Support free cheese enemas for the poor
Your body is a wonderland
Trying to pick her locks
Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?
Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all
Who's on first?
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere
Video killed the radio star
The show must go on
Who else is going to bring you a broken arrow?
Showed the vatican what gold is for
Private eyes, they're watching you
You're absolutely right and I'm wrong
There will now be a short intermission
There's no need for the jury to retire
Stop the press! Who was that?
Stealing wheat and barley and all the other grains
Feel the power of the slime
A visionary flood of alcohol
In the cold Kentucky rain
She's got legs, knows how to use them
I'm using tilt controls!
Believe it or not, there's life after high school
Ethel the aardvark goes quantity surveying
That hypocrite smokes two packs a day
You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch
Is your wife a goer? Know what I mean?
Rum & Drano, try it, you'll die!
Gonna send you back to mother in a cardboard box
Send in another victim of industrial disease
This town needs an enema!
2 men say they're Jesus, 1 of them must be wrong
Reality bites
I want girls gone wild
Waiting for the hammer to fall
Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me
Don't touch that dial!
I drink alone
Good manners don't cost nothing do they?
What do you do with a drunken sailor?
Who robs cavefish of their sight?
Pardon me sir, did you see what happened?
The trick is to keep breathing
We've got the biggest balls of them all!
Gentlemen, we can rebuild him
I shouted out, "Who killed the Kennedys?"
The first cut is the deepest
He's a real nowhere man
Sinking like a sunset
Nothing is real
We have found a witch, may we burn her?
Sesame Street - What does it mean?
God said to Abraham, kill me a son
Green is the color, football is the game
When two tribes go to war...
You spin me right round baby, right round
Wake up, you're on fire!
The story of the film so far...
Arthur "Two-Sheds" Jackson
Who holds back the electric car?
Who wants their hair done by a slob?
Watch out! She's got Space AIDS!
Show your papers, be polite
You know what they said, and some of it was true!
It's not easy being green
Wanna know the rest? Buy the rights.
Don't play games with me!
It doesn't say anyhing here about lark's vomit!
A spoonful of sugar helps the acid go down
Steve Austin, astronaut, a man barely alive
Days are numbers, watch the stars
Oh no! There goes Tokyo! Go go Godzilla!
Living is easy with eyes closed
You're not the boss of me now
Always look on the bright side of life
Moving in stereo
Doesn't have a point of view
Know when to walk away, know when to run
These are the days of miracles and wonders
As you stare into the vacuum of his eyes
Was it you? Was it me? Did I watch too much TV?
I can't afford any artifical joy
Albatross!
Making all his nowhere plans for nobody
Who keeps the Metric system down?
How does it feel to be on your own?
Have you got anything without Spam?
After he took everything he could steal
I'm sitting right by the stage
I wanna be stuffin' Martha's muffin!
Me love you long time
All the leaves are brown and the sky is grey
What do I get for ten dollars?
#25 - The elbow
Paradise by the dashboard lights
On a clear disk you can see forever
Blame it on the train but boss is already there
The fundamental things apply, as time goes by
Just give me money
And now Radio 4 will explode
Who makes Steve Gutenberg a star?
They got nothing but their jeans
and now a massage from the Swedish Prime Minister
Can you repeat the question?
Everybody must get stoned
You don't even have to try, it comes easy to you
For those about to rock, we salute you
No direction home, like a complete unknown
Playing solitaire 'til dawn with a deck of 51
Catholic girls start much too late
Living on video
You'll never find your goal on a sandy beach
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
Time to go!
There is a crack in everything
No one told you when to run
Come here, tasty human!
Christine. Sixteen.
Ratings aside, we're #1!
Cleaned his hands in a pool of holy writing
and now ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Twitty
You have no chance to survive, make your time
Green-tinted sixties mind
Strawberry fields forever
She likes to read about exercise
Baked beans are off
The dream police - they live inside of my head
I don't like Spam!
Every week she's got a new disease
No thoughts to think
What you talkin' bout Willis?
#23 - the shin
MH370 shouldna taken that left turn at Albuquerque
The MH370 plane landed on the LOST island
Like a rolling stone
She drops that dress around her legs
Smokin' cigarettes and watching Captain Kangaroo
Who the fuck are you? -- The Who
With cattle trucks lying in wait for the next time
We're so sorry, Uncle Albert
It's money that matters
No tears to cry, no feelings left
I want to be cowboy and you can be my cowgirl
Every single night they are driving me insane
She'll take away your pain
Tear down the wall!
I want to believe
She won't do it but her sister will
Unleash the dogs of war
Hulk smash!
Ay caramba!
I'm just a kid and life is a nightmare
It's 2:00 AM, the vodka is gone
I walk alone
I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
That's porn star dancing
Howlin' for you
The truth is out there
Back in '55 we were making Thunderbirds
We gonna do what they say can't be done
This is a public service announcement
But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game
She'll never get anywhere, in her clothes
What you gonna do when they come for you?
I wish I was in Tijauna eating BBQ iguana
Waitin' on the trickle-down
Rode a tank, had a general's rank
Please stand by
Things go better with Rock
We did as we were told, we bought and sold
Gonna grab some afternoon delight
She's so young, she's got the edge
There is nothing wrong with your television
Married moms need cock! Sorry, adblock failed.
She takes it off nice and slow
It's 2:00 AM, the fear is gone
She got the crabs in the bucket
All in all, you were all just bricks in the wall
Got a long way to go and a short time to get there
White man speaking with forked tongue isn't it?
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!
What is the shelf life of a teenage queen?
The truth is out there
Another day older and deeper in debt
I'm in over my head
Go ask Alice when she's ten feet tall
But not a real green dress,that's cruel
Everything's a lie and that's a fact
No questions, only orders
Maxwell's silver hammer came down on her head
Want some rye? Course you do!
I am in love with a McDonald's girl
Do you really want to believe?
Busted in the blinding lights of closing time
Ain't no beauty queens in this locality
The dream police are coming to arrest me
They sentenced me to 20 years of boredom
Dude, where's my car?
Merry Christmas, happy birthday Santa!
The pie in the sky turned out to be miles too high
The times they are a-changin'
You give them a quick short sharp shock
This species has amused itself to death
My angel is a centerfold
Mother do you think they'll try to break my balls?
For hard cash we will lie and deceive
Then one day you find 10 years have got behind you
Do it today, tomorrow it may be taxed or illegal
Gather round and haggle
I learned a thing or 2 from Charlie don't you know
I want a naughty girl like you
Funky Cold Medina
Heading straight into the shining sun
Then along comes a woman
Eastbound and down, loaded up and truckin'
Your body's lighting up the room
Look! There's the old man from scene 24!
Eat my shorts
What's up doc?
The last Saskatchewan pirate
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Mr. Rogers in a blood-stained sweater
Baby's got the bends
This is the age of Aquarious
My mayor smokes more crack than your mayor
My mayor is drunker than your mayor
Don't worry, be happy
I came home with a brand new plan
Follow the yellow brick road
I've got a little black book with me poems in
You make a dead man cum
Been through the desert on a horse with no name
That beautiful insanity
Going to hell in a bucket baby
A whiter shade of pale
4 8 15 16 23 42
Love is a battlefield
We sat down for a minute, grew up into men
On second thought, let's not go to Camelot
She don't play nice, she makes me beg
Breaker 1-9, this here's the Rubber Duck
Sit on my face and tell me that you love me
Remember the fires, the burning car tires
How in the hell did we get here?
867-5309
I'm crushing your head
You can't always get what you want
Six lanes of traffic, three lanes moving slow
She wraps those hands around that pole
Soft fuzzy sweaters, too magical to touch
Don't panic
I'm on Mexican radio
What God wants, God gets
How about stepping into the twilight zone?
May the bird of paradise fly up your nose
You make a grown man cry
She licks those lips and off we go
We're on a road to nowhere
Lost in a haze of alcohol-soft middle age
These pretzels are making me thirsty!
Got fuel to burn, got roads to drive
Main screen turn on
Life, the Universe, and Everything = 42
They're real, and they're spectacular!
They flutter behind you, your possible pasts
There is water at the bottom of the ocean
Terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side
Penny lane is in my ears and in my eyes
Don't close your eyes or we'll fade away
Is absolute zero cold enough?
They say the toothless get ruthless
You can vote for one fool or the other
And now for some efficient German sex
Talk dirty to me
I'm in love with Stacy's mom
Stacy's mom has got it going on
Now we see the violence inherent in the system!
Got my spine, got my orange crush
we don't need no education
we don't need no thought control
someone set us up the bomb
Please Mr. Custer, I don't want to go!
are all these your guitars?
Money for nothing and your chicks for free
Send in another victim of industrial disease
Goodness me, goodness me, industrial disease
Shooting out car tires sounds like loads of fun
Too drunk to fuck
Bring out your dead
Chum is fum
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
God save the Queen, we mean it man
Does anybody here remember Vera Lynn?
He's 38 years old, never kissed a girl
Have you heard about the lonesome loser?
Tell me why? I don't like Mondays
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket
Wooly Bully
Pretty woman don't you walk on by
Luke, I am your father
It was in Bobcaygen, saw the constellations
The sky was dull and hypothetical
The lady doth protest too much methinks
And their voices rang with that Arayan twang
These are the pros and cons of hitch hiking
She bravely waves the boys good-bye again
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
Where rocking horse people eat marshmallow pies
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Goodbye Ruby Tuesday, who could hang a name on you
Another Pleasant Valley Sunday
God save the Queen, 'cause tourists are money
That's one for you, nineteen for me
I never had the nerve to make the final cut
Brother Maynard, bring up the Holy Hand Grenade
Life won't wait for you my friends
I've got amazing powers of observation
I've got a silver spoon on a chain
I've got wild staring eyes
Got a grand piano to prop up my mortal remains
When I'm a good dog they sometimes throw me a bone
Rock you like a hurricane
Never said I loved you just want to like you a lot
Superman never made any money
This is just a passing phase, one of my bad days
I can feel one of my turns coming on
We came to rock!
Give it to me baby!
I am the great pretender
Everytime I look at you I go blind
Shown how to feel good, and told to feel bad
I was just a child then, now I'm only a man
All that money makes such a succulent sound
Hey Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me
Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun
Poor old broken-hearted me
The three men I admire most are Curly Larry Moe
My hands felt just like two balloons
One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer
I have become comfortably numb
Ticking away the momements that make up a dull day
Fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way
Thought I'd something more to say
It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
Who made who?
Who's going to drive you home tonight?
Don't be sad, two out of three ain't bad
Know your rights, all three of them
Doh!
Keep on rocking in the free world
Lost the key to my chastity cage again
She's a face on the cutting room floor
She's got Bette Davis eyes
I need a dirty woman, I need a dirty girl
Obey the voices in your head, if they want beer
Next patient please
Mother do you think they'll drop the bomb?
Mother should I build the wall?
Mother did it need to be so high?
I can't get no satisfaction
Good morning Worm your honor
This will not do
I could have flayed him into shape!
The bravery of being out of range
They must have taken my marbles away!
And they call it democracy
I live for cars and girls
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
Where can I find a woman like that?
Hey Jude, don't make it bad
Take a sad song and make it better
Long time ago when we was fab
Elvis is everywhere!
Elvis, heal me!
Elvis is with us
I am the walrus
Money changes everything
By the rivers of Babylon
Every rose has its thorn
Unless it's fatal, it's no big deal
Janie's got a gun
Found Waldo, beat the crap out of him for hiding
The dollar decides how far you can go
She's got a pair that's nice to stare at
I know a place where there's always a show
The little ones sit by their TV screens
Keep calm and porn on
So here is my list up to date as of today (1004) entries:
United we live, divided we turn
It's big, it's heavy, it's wood!
Too many churches and not enough truth
Mork calling Orson, come in Orson
Have a cup of Instant Smile
I should've known. I'm allergic to EVERYTHING!
What's it like?
I'm with me
I've had it up to here with you circus midgets!
Bite my shiny metal ass
Can you spare a cup of protoplasm?
Shown how to feel good and told to feel bad
Ford every mountain, climb every stream
Fuck the fucking fuckers
Hurray for Peter Pumpkinhead!
My magic nose goblins? I picked them myself.
Slurm, it's highly addictive!
I love the smell of napalm in the morning
Where's my Anti-Gravity Bubblegum?
Who built the moon?
I will buy you a new life
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Silly blonde, brains are for brunettes
Try our new grass-fed lettuce!
Igor, untie Mr. Paslo. But he's told us nothing!
Release Mr. Paslo. But he's told us nothing!
Who's sorry now?
It is not easy to become sane
Buy two, save twice as much!
The horror...the horror...the horror...
Big Brother is watching you
Ignorance is Strength
Freedom is Slavery
War is Peace
I lost my poor meatball when sombody sneezed
It ain't gonna rain no more no more
Failure is the default option
The tales grow taller on down the line
At Moes, designated drivers drink for free!
Reality exists in the human mind and nowhere else
The bird is the word
The United States - Canada's basement
FreeOnes, where the points don't matter
The object of power is power
Shove your Xmas up your arse, ho, ho, fucking ho
Expose Secret Santa!
Elves are stealing our jobs!
Perhaps a lunatic is simply a minority of one
The "L" Stands for Value
Power is not a means, it is an end
Get back to where you once belonged
To keep a secret you must hide it from yourself
And how are we today Monsieur?
You're only a rebel from the waist downwards
He who controls the present controls the past
Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3
To kneel or not to kneel, that is the question
Get in the pit and try to love someone!
In the face of pain there are no heroes
Houston...has a problem
Don't practice your alliteration on me!
I'm not crazy! My mother had me tested.
Whose line is it anyway?
Garsh, please pass the soap
Your Ken can kiss my Barbie
Ain't got not no time for that
Our last hurrah
We ate our last few jars of caviar
It was the greatest show on earth
Do me!
I'm the fifth dentist that disagrees
This board is so cofveve
I'm going slightly mad
She's 68 but she says she's 54
Ignorance is blistering
I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more
I think I'm a banana tree
Kills bugs dead
I just got Trumped!
What are you looking at?
Your asshole, not just an exit anymore!
Make America think again
All US presidents must be accompanied by an adult
Do or do not, there is no try
Know when to walk away, know when to run
Me so horny, me love you long time
Best that you can hope for is to die in your sleep
Talking to myself on the train
Know what to throw away, know what to keep
I'm not crazy, I'm just a little impaired
Know when to hold them, know when to fold them
Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
Come for the breasts, stay for the brains
Doin' donuts on my neighbor's lawn
Hijack the rainbow
Go ahead, lick the screen, nobody's watching
The way the camera follows us in slo-mo
Vodka, not just for cleaning toilets anymore
Why are you all so petrified of silence?
Psycho killer qu'est que c'est
She's a nasty woman
Listen to the Welsh kid talk
Don't cry baby, don't cry
Drinking on the job
I have no concept of time
You inundate us with your views
Let's talk about you for a minute
It's really not my habit to intrude
I'm drunk, and I approve this message
Make my mind up for me
Tune in Moscow, tune in New York
Dying in the corner of the sky
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover
Then some damn fool invents the wheel
Are you of the Body?
Do the wild thing
You take away my right to choose
Bomb in the baby carriage was wired to the radio
The answer my friend is blowin' in the wind
Show me what should I see
My fellow Americans, it's time to lie to you
She was afraid to come out in the open
You'll have to speak up, I've got beans in my ears
I never meant to drop the concrete block
Every generation throws a hero up the pop charts
You're all worthless and weak
Stroke me, stroke me!
Life's a piece of shit, when you look at it
My opinon means nothing
Rock Lobster!
Let's sink another drink
Drop and give me 20
Don't cry for me Argentina
'cause I got one hand in my pocket
Dancing with myself
Everything is just fine, fine, fine
What happened to my Lincoln Logs?
Hold onto 16 as long as you can
Thank you very much Mr. Roboto
Stong like bull, brain like tractor
I've run out of things to say
Fuckin' eh!
Achievement unlocked! Click here!
I got nothing
Fuck like somebody's filming
Shoot 'em all, let god sort it out
It's not rocket surgery!
...and suddenly, it's day again
Could be the human race has run
I hate being bipolar. It's awesome!
You stretch the frozen moments with your fear
We were all equal in the end
You have no recourse to the law anymore
Not dead, just on vacation for a while
Like the moment when the brakes lock
If I had rocket launcher I'd make somebody pay
Leaving only charcoal to defend
All those years ago
Two suns in the sunset
One of these days...
Lick it up!
What is your major malfunction?!?!
Momma don't take my Kodachrome away
Finally I understand the feelings of the few
Would I lie to you?
Here comes the helicopter, second time today
Can't touch this
I lost my pen, can you help me find it?
The most interesting man in the world
Thus Spake Zarathustra
Breasts without nipples would be pointless
Reading can seriously damage your ignorance
The day the music died (Feb 3)
I have no memory of those events Senator
The Force is strong in this one
Of course I'm wearing a condom, the invisible kind
I don't always drink beer...wait, yes I do.
Ding dong the wicked witch is dead!
How come history takes such a long time?
Don't bring the party down
Waiting for a miracle
DrakeM wept
The internet: now open on Tuesdays
Father it was me or him
One day at a time
Voices carry
Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
Back in black
Can I get Amanda Hugginkiss?
Just take it like it comes
Freeze frame!
I'm castling my king
I think, therefore I am confused
Can't start a fire without a spark
I hate myself and want to die
It's good to be back
Remember what the dormouse said
god is dead and I want his job
Where da white women at?
If I'm not back in five minutes, wait longer
Constable Cunt ate one of those!
Who built stonehenge? Elvis!
Be productive, at least once
(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)retend it didn't happen
You can lie to me
Dancing in the dark
There is no gravity. The Earth sucks.
Look out, here comes tomorrow
Lower taxes, raise the dead.
Jesus saves, Gretzky scores on the rebound
Drive defensively -- buy a tank
Bugs Bunny is a cross-dresser
Who you gonna call?
Backup not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (U)zi
I used to care, but things have changed
I'll drink to that
Yippie-ki-yay motherfucker!
Life is cheap
Why do meteors always land in craters?
and that is how we know the Earth is banana-shaped
Don't try to change me
Opened an escort service for all the right reasons
Smells worse than the U.S. Senate
We had seasons in the sun
I may be wrong but you may be right
I started out as a child
Pissing the night away
Don't go away mad, just go away
You've leveled up, click to continue
I thought that music mattered
I'll grind yer bones to make me bread
You rearrange me until I'm sane
There's not a lot I can do
Come as you are
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance
How do I get this damn chastity cage off?
One time for old times
Trying to dodge the ground
A working class zero is something to fear
What's your angle?
I like to watch
Are you going to Scarborough fair?
Gonna crush you evil yuppie twits
Surfing FreeOnes locked in chastity again
Learning to fly
Welcome to wherever you are
...and his shoes were full of feet
Take the last train to Clarksville
Get a little action in
Jesus saves with radio waves
Ain't no way to hide your lying eyes
I taught the Weeping Willow how to cry
Man with a fork in a world of soup
I'm the model of a charmless man
The sounds of a switchblade and a motorbike
I told you dirty jokes until you smiled
Have you played Atari today?
Get him up against the wall
Why the fuck should I care where Waldo is?
Hollywood waits at the end of the rainbow
They logged the only explanation left
Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme
An itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini
It was the myth of fingerprints
Elvis is the watermelon
I ain't 'fraid of no ghost
Fuck all that, we gotta get on with these
Do the wild thing
Buying a stairway to heaven
Rehab is for quitters
I'm pretty fly, for a white guy
Saturday night's alright for fighting
It just may be a lunatic you're looking for
Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?
Wasn't hurting anyone
Told me not to drive, but I made it home alive
What's the name of the game?
May the FreeOnes be with you
Cookie!
Too much time on my hands
And we all enjoyed the weekend for a change
Keep christ out of christmas, he just fucks it up
You raise the blade, you make the change
To Sir, with love
Crap is king
...and sometimes Y
Can you hear the drums Fernando?
Soul-sucking jerk
Can't buy the record at Sears
Who built the pyramids? Elvis!
If you don't spam me, who will?
You had it coming to you
It's beginning to cost a lot like Christmas
Not now John, we gotta get on with the film show
The wall was too high, as you can see
Definition of Recursive: Look up Recursive
I was drinking a Fanta with the Son of Santa
Everything's gonna be all right
After a while you can work on points for style
Say it isn't so Ethel!
Hey you! Get off of my cloud!
Drinking the night away
Armed to the fuckin' teeth
Alive in Tuscon
Nothin' but a dreamer
Know what I mean, knudge knudge?
That's the way, uh huh uh huh, I like it
but you break just like a little girl
You have to be trusted by the people you lie to
It makes me wonder
Would you like to fly in my beautiful balloon?
Its the real thing
Livin' la vida loca
Where's the beef?
I want to live like common people
It might work...
Why am I on your ignore list?
Working on my unicorn trap
Murphy was an optimist
The plumage don't enter into it!
We finally really did it
Somebody's watching me
These are the Daves I know...
Lucky lotto numbers: 6 17 18 22 27 31, bonus 41
Marriage is not a word, it is a sentence
Lying southbound on the ground
If FreeOnes goes offline the terrorists win
Please tell me who I am
A wise man once said nothing
Gaston! A bucket for Monsieur.
If you don't start drinking, I'm gonna leave
We gonna rock down to Electric Avenue
Stop driving through my heart
Whiskey on a Sunday
If you call right now, we'll double the offer!
When in doubt, double it and add two
Walking on sunshine
I want a bathroom I can play baseball in
Wilson! Wilson! Willlllsssooooonnnn!
We're here for your liver
You might say we all made up Tuttle together
I smell your fear
Gettin' stoned on the hot sand
I have seen the writing on the wall
I'm waiting in this cell because I have to know
For your eyes only
Go granny go granny go granny go
I need nicotine for full effect
I am no longer infected
Can the people on TV see me or am I just paranoid?
Raise a little hell of your own
Let there be porn! ...and there was porn
Life is a box of chocolates
That's not a bug, that's a feature!
Best laid plans of mice and men are about equal
I'd hit that!
You are hearing me talk
Nuts and gum, together at last!
Boom boom boom. Let's go back to my room.
She'll give them a length then shut them down
Let's get physical
Do you want to come back to my place?
I see your true colors shinging through
Are there any queers in the theatre tonight?
Never eat at a place called Mom's
It's redundant! It's redundant!
Welcome back, your dreams or your ticket out
I wish to register a complaint
progress is a comfortable disease
She can't keep her foot off the accelerator
It is better to be consistent than to be right
You just can't get there from here
Who let all this riff raff into the room?
Get a haircut and get a real job
Oh my god! They killed Kenny! You bastards!
There be dragons
I do not like green eggs and ham
Surfing FreeOnes on a HAL 9000 computer
Three lefts make a right
My hovercraft is full of eels
Hey hey hey! Get out of my way!
YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP!
Swiper, no swiping!
Have I been guilty all this time?
867-5309
A Smith and Wesson beats four aces
You can observe a lot just by watchin'
Nature always sides with the hidden flaw
Most jobs are marginally better than daytime TV
You don't need money when you look like that honey
Nothing is as easy as it looks
When all else fails, read the instructions
I want my MTV
He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke
The other line always moves faster
Never play cards with a man named Doc
If you can't do the time, don't do the crime
If anything can go wrong, it will
Mother nature is a bitch
I got some bad news for you sunshine
Badness comes in waves
You be me for a while and I'll be you
There's never enough time to do it right
I just found the last bug
She's the terror of Colorado Boulevard
Don't think I need anything at all
Everything takes longer than you think
Never buy from a rich salesman
If you're gonna do the time, do the crime
Time wounds all heels
One good turn gets most of the blanket
If you have to ask, you're not entitled to know
I'm afraid I can't do that Dave
I'm an enabler
Do it until you get it right the first time
Every man has a scheme that will not work
I don't need no drugs to calm me
My mommy said not to put beans in my ears
She done me good
If it's in stock, we have it!
A bird in the hand is safer than two overhead
Confusion creates jobs
THINK!
Brunette today, blonde tomorrow
A parade should have bands or horses, not both
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
If they give you ruled paper, write the other way
Nothing gets built on schedule or within budget
All people are cremated equal
When the going gets tough, everyone leaves
There are no answers, only cross references
It is easier to get forgiveness than permission
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo
Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker
You always find something the last place you look
When you are over the hill, you pick up speed
No one was saved
Say no, then negotiate
Chicken Little only has to be right once
Any way you want it, that's the way you need it
Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate
Some of it plus the rest of it is all of it
Here's to you Mrs. Robinson
Never, ever, play leapfrog with a unicorn
It's always the partner's fault
They're real, and they're spectacular!
It is a good day to die!
When in trouble, delegate
When things just can't get any worse, they will
When you're up to your nose, keep your mouth shut
all ignorance toboggans into know
Always hire a rich attorney
I have seen the truth and it makes no sense
Nothing is ever accomplished by a reasonable man
A bird in the hand is dead
Oh lord won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz
Beware of and eschew pompous prolixity
It's wrong to allow suckers to keep their money
If everyone likes it, it must be looked into
It's always the wrong time of the month
When in doubt, mumble
Open the pod bay doors HAL
I wear my sunglasses at night
Only a bureaucracy can fight a bureaucracy
Attila the Hun came from a broken home
Justice always prevails...three times out of seven
She's a valley girl
When eating an elephant, take one bite at a time
Common sense is not that common
Now I'm just the last of the red hot fools
Got something to live for
When you move, you give me energy
There's a million Bobbys across this land
Everybody's got real big plans
What do you want to attack the troll with?
Acting on my best behavior
Exposing every weakness
She wanted him so much she ate his brain
Two girls for every boy
Under my thumb
Remember, only forest fires prevent bears
Everybody had to pay and pay
I am, therefore I drink
Learning the facts of life
You can't have any pudding if you don't eat meat!
Gimme dat ding
There's no problems, only solutions
It's the Muppet Show!
She bit off his head so he would not feel the pain
I don't know why sometimes I get frightened
This is an ex-parrot!
Take it to the limit, one more time
Who let the dogs out?
I'm just sitting here doing time
I'm a wanted man
You are gonna know when the bullet hits the bone
Bumper to bumper, somebody better move
You don't believe we're on the eve of destruction?
Youth is wasted on the young
You just can't win
Ride on
I'd like to buy the world a Coke
Who made who? Who made you?
So long, and thanks for all the fish
This is Radio Nowhere
Forever young
Hell's bells
Just another manic Monday
Bazinga!
Eight days a week
Rule 1, no poofters!
I drink therefore I am
The power of positive drinking
Newspaper taxis appear on the shore
Day after day, life turns grey
Oh we got a live one here!
Vote early and vote often
He says he's not dead!
Can I get you some fries with that?
I'm TNT, I'm dynamite!
What god wants, god gets, god help us all
She's so high, high above me
Me sucky sucky
The mating calls of lawyers in love
Gotta mend my evil ways, one of these days
I'll see you on the dark side of the moon
You're doomed no matter which way you go
My sister got lucky, married a yuppie
Can you smell the suffering?
We belong way down below
Deep cuts the knife
I will ease your mind
You can lie to yourself for a while
because she died on TV
and the worms ate into his brain
Photographs eh, he asked him knowingly...
Ask about our fried pickles
Yo, yo! What is up your dog?
Got my own reasons to drink now
This place is dead as heaven on a Saturday night
It's big, it's heavy, it's wood!
Isn't she pretty in pink?
Merry XXXmas everyone!
Democracy is coming...to the USA
I'm living on the air in Cincinati, WKRP!
Everyone wants a Log!
Liquor in the front, poker in the rear
I always ask that of all my prey
I am elegantly wasted
There is something I have locked away
Word
I want to be sedated
and now the sound of John Denver being strangled
Thank you Mistress, may I have another?
She's a girl with a problem & there ain't no cure
I stole your love
You can hear the highway breathing
There's always somebody to vote against
You can hide behind paranoid eyes
Who rigs every Oscar night?
Hammer! Hammer! Hammer! Hammer! Hammer!
Nobody does it better, baby you're the best
Freeones - soon to be a major religion
Can't sleep, clown will eat me
Where'd you get the gun Johnny?
Please won't you be my neighbor?
Fixing my grin as I casually lean on the bar
Burn down the malls!
Take a walk on the wild side
Hop on Pop
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
SPQR
Cleveland rocks! But I'd rather be Quagmire.
Was it for this that daddy died?
Making their way the only way they know how
Straightening the curves
She's got it, yeah baby, she's got it
I told you dirty jokes until you smiled
Is your name not Bruce?
I just can't get enough
Who else is going to bring you a bottle of rain?
No one will have to get nailed to anything
Welcome to the jungle
Will you still love me tomorrow?
I was a human being once
Little pink houses for you and me
Who controls the British crown?
Flattening the hills
Veni, vidi, vici
She's got HUGE...tracts of land
Lying in bed, just like Brian Wilson did
With great hair comes great responsibility
Why don't you all f-f-f-f-fade away
Waiting for a miracle
His clinging wife doesn't understand
I don't want to catch anybody not drinking
...not that there's anything wrong with that
Socrates himself was permanently pissed
It's hot enough in here to boil a monkey's bum!
Yabba dabba doo!
You bought a guitar to punish your mom
Don't forget to win first place
I seem to have strayed from my original topic...
Welcome my son, welcome to the machine
This does not serve Vaal!
Turntables in her eyes
Back in the USSR, don't know how lucky you are
I bet you say that to all the boys
What a drag it is getting old
Got them freeway blues
Getting lost in that hopeless little screen
Picked a bad day to stop sniffing glue
Hope I die before I get old...uh, wait a sec...
Turn it up PAST eleven!
I got a crazy wife
East end boys and West end girls
Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
Support free cheese enemas for the poor
Your body is a wonderland
Trying to pick her locks
Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?
Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all
Who's on first?
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere
Video killed the radio star
The show must go on
Who else is going to bring you a broken arrow?
Showed the vatican what gold is for
Private eyes, they're watching you
You're absolutely right and I'm wrong
There will now be a short intermission
There's no need for the jury to retire
Stop the press! Who was that?
Stealing wheat and barley and all the other grains
Feel the power of the slime
A visionary flood of alcohol
In the cold Kentucky rain
She's got legs, knows how to use them
I'm using tilt controls!
Believe it or not, there's life after high school
Ethel the aardvark goes quantity surveying
That hypocrite smokes two packs a day
You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch
Is your wife a goer? Know what I mean?
Rum & Drano, try it, you'll die!
Gonna send you back to mother in a cardboard box
Send in another victim of industrial disease
This town needs an enema!
2 men say they're Jesus, 1 of them must be wrong
Reality bites
I want girls gone wild
Waiting for the hammer to fall
Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me
Don't touch that dial!
I drink alone
Good manners don't cost nothing do they?
What do you do with a drunken sailor?
Who robs cavefish of their sight?
Pardon me sir, did you see what happened?
The trick is to keep breathing
We've got the biggest balls of them all!
Gentlemen, we can rebuild him
I shouted out, "Who killed the Kennedys?"
The first cut is the deepest
He's a real nowhere man
Sinking like a sunset
Nothing is real
We have found a witch, may we burn her?
Sesame Street - What does it mean?
God said to Abraham, kill me a son
Green is the color, football is the game
When two tribes go to war...
You spin me right round baby, right round
Wake up, you're on fire!
The story of the film so far...
Arthur "Two-Sheds" Jackson
Who holds back the electric car?
Who wants their hair done by a slob?
Watch out! She's got Space AIDS!
Show your papers, be polite
You know what they said, and some of it was true!
It's not easy being green
Wanna know the rest? Buy the rights.
Don't play games with me!
It doesn't say anyhing here about lark's vomit!
A spoonful of sugar helps the acid go down
Steve Austin, astronaut, a man barely alive
Days are numbers, watch the stars
Oh no! There goes Tokyo! Go go Godzilla!
Living is easy with eyes closed
You're not the boss of me now
Always look on the bright side of life
Moving in stereo
Doesn't have a point of view
Know when to walk away, know when to run
These are the days of miracles and wonders
As you stare into the vacuum of his eyes
Was it you? Was it me? Did I watch too much TV?
I can't afford any artifical joy
Albatross!
Making all his nowhere plans for nobody
Who keeps the Metric system down?
How does it feel to be on your own?
Have you got anything without Spam?
After he took everything he could steal
I'm sitting right by the stage
I wanna be stuffin' Martha's muffin!
Me love you long time
All the leaves are brown and the sky is grey
What do I get for ten dollars?
#25 - The elbow
Paradise by the dashboard lights
On a clear disk you can see forever
Blame it on the train but boss is already there
The fundamental things apply, as time goes by
Just give me money
And now Radio 4 will explode
Who makes Steve Gutenberg a star?
They got nothing but their jeans
and now a massage from the Swedish Prime Minister
Can you repeat the question?
Everybody must get stoned
You don't even have to try, it comes easy to you
For those about to rock, we salute you
No direction home, like a complete unknown
Playing solitaire 'til dawn with a deck of 51
Catholic girls start much too late
Living on video
You'll never find your goal on a sandy beach
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
Time to go!
There is a crack in everything
No one told you when to run
Come here, tasty human!
Christine. Sixteen.
Ratings aside, we're #1!
Cleaned his hands in a pool of holy writing
and now ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Twitty
You have no chance to survive, make your time
Green-tinted sixties mind
Strawberry fields forever
She likes to read about exercise
Baked beans are off
The dream police - they live inside of my head
I don't like Spam!
Every week she's got a new disease
No thoughts to think
What you talkin' bout Willis?
#23 - the shin
MH370 shouldna taken that left turn at Albuquerque
The MH370 plane landed on the LOST island
Like a rolling stone
She drops that dress around her legs
Smokin' cigarettes and watching Captain Kangaroo
Who the fuck are you? -- The Who
With cattle trucks lying in wait for the next time
We're so sorry, Uncle Albert
It's money that matters
No tears to cry, no feelings left
I want to be cowboy and you can be my cowgirl
Every single night they are driving me insane
She'll take away your pain
Tear down the wall!
I want to believe
She won't do it but her sister will
Unleash the dogs of war
Hulk smash!
Ay caramba!
I'm just a kid and life is a nightmare
It's 2:00 AM, the vodka is gone
I walk alone
I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
That's porn star dancing
Howlin' for you
The truth is out there
Back in '55 we were making Thunderbirds
We gonna do what they say can't be done
This is a public service announcement
But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game
She'll never get anywhere, in her clothes
What you gonna do when they come for you?
I wish I was in Tijauna eating BBQ iguana
Waitin' on the trickle-down
Rode a tank, had a general's rank
Please stand by
Things go better with Rock
We did as we were told, we bought and sold
Gonna grab some afternoon delight
She's so young, she's got the edge
There is nothing wrong with your television
Married moms need cock! Sorry, adblock failed.
She takes it off nice and slow
It's 2:00 AM, the fear is gone
She got the crabs in the bucket
All in all, you were all just bricks in the wall
Got a long way to go and a short time to get there
White man speaking with forked tongue isn't it?
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!
What is the shelf life of a teenage queen?
The truth is out there
Another day older and deeper in debt
I'm in over my head
Go ask Alice when she's ten feet tall
But not a real green dress,that's cruel
Everything's a lie and that's a fact
No questions, only orders
Maxwell's silver hammer came down on her head
Want some rye? Course you do!
I am in love with a McDonald's girl
Do you really want to believe?
Busted in the blinding lights of closing time
Ain't no beauty queens in this locality
The dream police are coming to arrest me
They sentenced me to 20 years of boredom
Dude, where's my car?
Merry Christmas, happy birthday Santa!
The pie in the sky turned out to be miles too high
The times they are a-changin'
You give them a quick short sharp shock
This species has amused itself to death
My angel is a centerfold
Mother do you think they'll try to break my balls?
For hard cash we will lie and deceive
Then one day you find 10 years have got behind you
Do it today, tomorrow it may be taxed or illegal
Gather round and haggle
I learned a thing or 2 from Charlie don't you know
I want a naughty girl like you
Funky Cold Medina
Heading straight into the shining sun
Then along comes a woman
Eastbound and down, loaded up and truckin'
Your body's lighting up the room
Look! There's the old man from scene 24!
Eat my shorts
What's up doc?
The last Saskatchewan pirate
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Mr. Rogers in a blood-stained sweater
Baby's got the bends
This is the age of Aquarious
My mayor smokes more crack than your mayor
My mayor is drunker than your mayor
Don't worry, be happy
I came home with a brand new plan
Follow the yellow brick road
I've got a little black book with me poems in
You make a dead man cum
Been through the desert on a horse with no name
That beautiful insanity
Going to hell in a bucket baby
A whiter shade of pale
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Love is a battlefield
We sat down for a minute, grew up into men
On second thought, let's not go to Camelot
She don't play nice, she makes me beg
Breaker 1-9, this here's the Rubber Duck
Sit on my face and tell me that you love me
Remember the fires, the burning car tires
How in the hell did we get here?
867-5309
I'm crushing your head
You can't always get what you want
Six lanes of traffic, three lanes moving slow
She wraps those hands around that pole
Soft fuzzy sweaters, too magical to touch
Don't panic
I'm on Mexican radio
What God wants, God gets
How about stepping into the twilight zone?
May the bird of paradise fly up your nose
You make a grown man cry
She licks those lips and off we go
We're on a road to nowhere
Lost in a haze of alcohol-soft middle age
These pretzels are making me thirsty!
Got fuel to burn, got roads to drive
Main screen turn on
Life, the Universe, and Everything = 42
They're real, and they're spectacular!
They flutter behind you, your possible pasts
There is water at the bottom of the ocean
Terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side
Penny lane is in my ears and in my eyes
Don't close your eyes or we'll fade away
Is absolute zero cold enough?
They say the toothless get ruthless
You can vote for one fool or the other
And now for some efficient German sex
Talk dirty to me
I'm in love with Stacy's mom
Stacy's mom has got it going on
Now we see the violence inherent in the system!
Got my spine, got my orange crush
we don't need no education
we don't need no thought control
someone set us up the bomb
Please Mr. Custer, I don't want to go!
are all these your guitars?
Money for nothing and your chicks for free
Send in another victim of industrial disease
Goodness me, goodness me, industrial disease
Shooting out car tires sounds like loads of fun
Too drunk to fuck
Bring out your dead
Chum is fum
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
God save the Queen, we mean it man
Does anybody here remember Vera Lynn?
He's 38 years old, never kissed a girl
Have you heard about the lonesome loser?
Tell me why? I don't like Mondays
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket
Wooly Bully
Pretty woman don't you walk on by
Luke, I am your father
It was in Bobcaygen, saw the constellations
The sky was dull and hypothetical
The lady doth protest too much methinks
And their voices rang with that Arayan twang
These are the pros and cons of hitch hiking
She bravely waves the boys good-bye again
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
Where rocking horse people eat marshmallow pies
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Goodbye Ruby Tuesday, who could hang a name on you
Another Pleasant Valley Sunday
God save the Queen, 'cause tourists are money
That's one for you, nineteen for me
I never had the nerve to make the final cut
Brother Maynard, bring up the Holy Hand Grenade
Life won't wait for you my friends
I've got amazing powers of observation
I've got a silver spoon on a chain
I've got wild staring eyes
Got a grand piano to prop up my mortal remains
When I'm a good dog they sometimes throw me a bone
Rock you like a hurricane
Never said I loved you just want to like you a lot
Superman never made any money
This is just a passing phase, one of my bad days
I can feel one of my turns coming on
We came to rock!
Give it to me baby!
I am the great pretender
Everytime I look at you I go blind
Shown how to feel good, and told to feel bad
I was just a child then, now I'm only a man
All that money makes such a succulent sound
Hey Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me
Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun
Poor old broken-hearted me
The three men I admire most are Curly Larry Moe
My hands felt just like two balloons
One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer
I have become comfortably numb
Ticking away the momements that make up a dull day
Fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way
Thought I'd something more to say
It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
Who made who?
Who's going to drive you home tonight?
Don't be sad, two out of three ain't bad
Know your rights, all three of them
Doh!
Keep on rocking in the free world
Lost the key to my chastity cage again
She's a face on the cutting room floor
She's got Bette Davis eyes
I need a dirty woman, I need a dirty girl
Obey the voices in your head, if they want beer
Next patient please
Mother do you think they'll drop the bomb?
Mother should I build the wall?
Mother did it need to be so high?
I can't get no satisfaction
Good morning Worm your honor
This will not do
I could have flayed him into shape!
The bravery of being out of range
They must have taken my marbles away!
And they call it democracy
I live for cars and girls
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
Where can I find a woman like that?
Hey Jude, don't make it bad
Take a sad song and make it better
Long time ago when we was fab
Elvis is everywhere!
Elvis, heal me!
Elvis is with us
I am the walrus
Money changes everything
By the rivers of Babylon
Every rose has its thorn
Unless it's fatal, it's no big deal
Janie's got a gun
Found Waldo, beat the crap out of him for hiding
The dollar decides how far you can go
She's got a pair that's nice to stare at
I know a place where there's always a show
The little ones sit by their TV screens
Keep calm and porn on
