While you're at it ... I'd like to see cumshots on the Koran, please!
(teddy bears named Mohammed will do, too! :rubbel: )
That'll be cool! A Jewish stripper squirting on the Torah! The rabbi is watching and jerks off while reciting verses from the Exodus. :rubbel:ohh but not on the Tora, I guess, huh?
Is that an offer?