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L3ggy

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
They look dead.
 
Icewater Jones

Icewater Jones

Quick message to the asshole banging the doll with a topless blonde laying there watching:

You're doing it wrong. You have chosen incorrectly, jerk.

 
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BlueBalls

Dead
Its not creepy at all, in fact it exemplifies all that is good about modern civilisation.

For you see in times gone bye if you were of the sort, digging up corpses for you to have sex with while your battered wife watches was messy work. There's the digging of course which can be very taxing on the ol' spine. Then there's all this debate over lubrication, do you go down the traditional route with Vaseline as most of the purists tell you to do or do you switch to a modern water based lubricant? Also, do you have a spot picked out where you can dump the corpse after you've had your merry way with it and will it offer adequate cover from spying eyes that'll also keep the animals away for at least a couple days. Then of course the big one, condom or no condom?

Now that those of us in with the capital to afford our very own latex corpse can and we are able to live happily beating our wives while fucking our corpse in peace.

Yes as I'm sure the purists will tell you the texture just isn't right and they would be correct. But this is the 21st century and I would rather live in convenience than having to worry about whether or not I've left any DNA behind. But that's just me.

Yay civilisation!
 
edirons22

edirons22

...currently wanking!
Plastic dolls don't say NO :anonymous
 
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LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
It would be if the doll could go into battle mode and make mini guns come out of her tits.
 
Rane1071

Rane1071

For the EMPEROR!!
Icewater Jones said:
Yeah, but they dont give head...

nor do they stroke it during the blowjob...

they don't engage in dirty talk...

they don't fix sandwiches afterwards...

wait...


NEITHER DO MOST WOMEN!





nevermind, proceed.
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:1orglaugh Everything has it's pro's and con's :D
 
sexmadwife

sexmadwife

I suppose it can depend what you are using it for. If it's foreplay then it's no different to a woman using a toy but if I had to watch hubby go all the way with a plastic doll then I'm not sure I'd be that pleased.
 
vodkazvictim

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
BlueBalls said:
Its not creepy at all, in fact it exemplifies all that is good about modern civilisation.

For you see in times gone bye if you were of the sort, digging up corpses for you to have sex with while your battered wife watches was messy work. There's the digging of course which can be very taxing on the ol' spine. Then there's all this debate over lubrication, do you go down the traditional route with Vaseline as most of the purists tell you to do or do you switch to a modern water based lubricant? Also, do you have a spot picked out where you can dump the corpse after you've had your merry way with it and will it offer adequate cover from spying eyes that'll also keep the animals away for at least a couple days. Then of course the big one, condom or no condom?

Now that those of us in with the capital to afford our very own latex corpse can and we are able to live happily beating our wives while fucking our corpse in peace.

Yes as I'm sure the purists will tell you the texture just isn't right and they would be correct. But this is the 21st century and I would rather live in convenience than having to worry about whether or not I've left any DNA behind. But that's just me.

Yay civilisation!
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Thought you had me on ignore? :tongue:
Anyway, you're not fooling anybody, we know about you, Blue "Aaron the moor" Balls, we know that when someone dies and their best friend has nearly forgotten the grief, you like to dig up the corpse, copulate with it and then prop it up at their door in order to renew their sorrows once more.
 
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BlueBalls

Dead
vodkazvictim said:
Thought you had me on ignore? :tongue:
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I do, I also have Dirk on ignore as well. I just picked "real dolls" at random and posted something about it. It's quite the coincidence that it turned out to be the actual subject of this thread.

vodkazvictim said:
Anyway, you're not fooling anybody, we know about you, Blue "Aaron the moor" Balls, we know that when someone dies and their best friend has nearly forgotten the grief, you like to dig up the corpse, copulate with it and then prop it up at their door in order to renew their sorrows once more.
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Hey! You better not be stealing my ideas, son. Otherwise, I'll be like, you know . . . mad.
 
vodkazvictim

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
BlueBalls said:
I do, I also have Dirk on ignore as well. I just picked "real dolls" at random and posted something about it. It's quite the coincidence that it turned out to be the actual subject of this thread.



Hey! You better not be stealing my ideas, son. Otherwise, I'll be like, you know . . . mad.
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Meh.
Take me off ignore for 5 min and we can play. Get the hamster involved ;) :sex:
 
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