3D movies are deadly.
It's true!
I was at this one 3D movie, and in the middle of it, something came towards me and I got scared and I threw my pop at it, and it hit a guy on the back of the head, making him dizzy, and he stood up and stepped on this other guy's toe and he yelled, which scared the hell out of some lady in the front row, who made a bee-line out the emergency exit, and she was blinded by the light and walked into the middle of a street and there was a concrete mixer there and they tried to swerve and miss her, and it went towards this bus full of nuns, and the bus driver swerved to miss it and hit a curb and a guy watching it out front of the nearby Sears got scared and had a heart attack and the ambulance came and took him away and while they were going there, they heard about this guy choking, so they went to get him and they picked him up and they took him to the building with patients, and there were a couple of dead people in the basement of the building, so 3D movies cause people to die!