* * * * Contest: Jenna Jameson/Club Jenna * * * *

[Marie]

Win a ClubJenna Mousepad - and a Freeones T-shirt!!

Answer these questions and send me a PM with the answers:

1. How many gallery links does Freeones have for Jenna Jameson?
2. What's the name of Jenna's book?
3. Who writes the text in Jenna's diary on ClubJenna.com?
4. When was Jenna Jameson a Penthouse Pet?
5. Name at least 4 ClubJenna girls.
6. What is the latest 'mainstream' (=non-porn) movie that Jenna plays a part in?
7. What is Jenna's breast size?

After you have sent me a PM with the answers to these questions, post your creative and original the-dog-ate-my-homework-style answer to the following question here!

8. Explain why you should win this ClubJenna mousepad (and let's not forget the Freeones t-shirt!)

The winner:
Gets the ClubJenna mousepad (with very sexy/non explicit picture of Jenna) and a choice of: Freeones t-shirt or a Girly Freeones t-shirt or a Freeones TeddyBear. 2nd Spot wins 200 MyFreeones points, 3rd spot wins 100 MyFreeones points.

You may submit as many entries as you want on question #8, for questions 1 to 7 I can allow only entry and if necessary 1 correction.

I will pick the winner on Thursday April 28, 2 PM CET. So that is a week from now.

Good luck to everybody!!

Answers can be found at:
Club Jenna
FreeOnes Videostore
Freeones of course
etc etc...

 

[jenniegbg]

Sticky? until 28th?

 

[eschnabel]

Marie, oh lovely and sweet Marie, I really need to win this contest. You see, I was at my computer looking at the FreeOnes' galleries of Jenna J. with my mouse in my right hand and my left hand was.. uhhh... busy, and just as I was about to explo.. uhhh change galleries, my dog must have got excited and grabbed my mouse pad. He tore it up like you wouldn't believe and then my ferrets started grabbing all the pieces and proceeded to hide them all over the house. I'm still trying to get all the pieces picked up. Now, however, I'm having a very hard time using the computer, as my mouse ball won't track and my left hand is umm... never mind, I just have to have a new mouse pad. And you can imagin how hard it was just to make this request. I'm just a lowly peon and can't afford another mouse pad considering that I have to pay for my morgage, three new car payments, my private yacht, the servants' salaries, etc. So as you can see I need to win this contest. Plus the FreeOnes t-shirt would be great as I also can't afford to cloth my six wifes. They must suffer and be in the nude 24/7. The shirt would mean the world to them and the cat fight over who would wear it would be priceless. Search deep in your heart and tell everyone else that they lost!

Thanks for understanding Marie, :bowdown: the Super Gorgeous, :bowdown: the Super wise, :bowdown: the Super Moderator!

 

[JJzangel]

i'm not that good at this kinda stuff... but here is mine



marie, you see this is why i need to win this contest. my dog and cat where running around the house and the knock a burning candle of the top of my desk and on to my mouse mad. i didn't get to the candle soon enough and it now has wax and a big hole in it. so i really need a new one.. and i think a jenna mouse pad would look 100% better then any other mouse pad.... oh wait let me tell you what else happen my dog ate to many milk bones and got sick all over my t-shirts... i was going to wash them but gross i don't want the stuff in my washer so i just tossed them out. so please pick me to win this contest so i can have at least one cool t-shirt to ware and a really cool mouse pad to use......

 

[pitino]

JJzangel i think you deserve the pad and t-shirt just for all this mess around!!!

 

[JJzangel]

ahhh thank you pitno....

 

[TallCowboy]

My Vote goes to (if I get to Vote) would go for JJzangel

 

[theslutlover]

who cares jenna's boring

 

[eschnabel]

who cares jenna's boring

Dude, was that really necessary? I suggest you stop looking at Jenna threads. As a matter of fact...

Marie, I really could us that mouse pad right now! I could use mine, but smacking theslutlover with a Jenna pad would be much more satisfying.

 

[JJzangel]

:sing: Oh, give me a mouse pad where my mouse can roam
and Where it can take me to freeones
you'll never hear a discouraging word,
if you pick me to win..
and i'll wear my t-shirt when
there is no cloud in the the sky.

 

[Famousbabes]

(Friday, April 22, 2005) AP press
Dogs have been “man’s best friends” for many thousands of years. Millennia before humans took up herding cattle and sheep or keeping company with cats, canines — descendents of wolves — served as loyal guardians, sentries, hunting companions and all-around useful additions to a life that was “nasty, brutish and short.” Early human hunter-gathers were always on the move, setting up rude camps in caves, under rock outcrops or wherever they could find a bit of shelter. Just as they were on the lookout for easy game, the numerous predators of that long-ago era were on the lookout for them. The scents from remains of meals, refuse piles and other human detritus drew in predators like beacons.
Enter the dog — the ultimate omnivore. Dogs quickly proved their worth not only on the hunt but around the home — however crude and fleeting “home” was. Delighted humans soon discovered that these versatile, unfussy beasts would eat just about anything, however smelly or disgusting, keeping the camp relatively clean and odor-free — and much safer.
Today the common house dog is known to consume many expensive and personal favorite items of their masters. The list includes shoes, controllers, cd’s, bottles of prescription drugs and the vile act of eating JENNA JAMESON MOUSE PADS. The last report of the despicable act of eating a JENNA JAMESON MOUSE PAD was reported by internet poster FAMOUSBABES yesterday.

“Dude, yesterday I was coming back from the nudie shop with my 40th DVD movie of Jenna, and come home to notice my house was in on fire.” \

“I rushed upstairs and my dog Rufus was swallowing the last of my prized autographed JENNA JAMESON MOUSE PAD!.”

“Ya see Rufus must have shaken the pad while eating it and some of it caught in the space heater, catching the house on fire. I managed to save my collect of Jenna DVD’s and my computer, everything else is gone.”

“I just wish there was a away for me to get any JENNA JAMESON MOUSE PAD, it will be hard to buy another cause I wasn’t insured that well.”

Though far removed from their ancient ancestors in myriad ways, today’s domestic dogs are still omnivores — and many of them take that “omni” to dangerous (and too-often fatal) extremes. Dogs are intelligent, exploratory animals who — lacking hands — use their mouths to explore their environments. It is important to keep those JENNA JAMESON MOUSE PADS out of the mouths of man best friend.

National Animal Poison Control Center
1-888-4ANIHELP (1-888-426-4435)

 

[123fiahsbd 123]

Jenna Best! All time!! Jenna Best! i Think i know answers!

Don

 

[member11579]

Eshcnabel was funniest I read so far!

 

[123fiahsbd 123]

JJzangel i think i see you in clubjenna.com in forum! Yes

Respect
Don :hatsoff:

 

[JJzangel]

yes dear you do.. i'm jennasangel..

who are you?

 

[123fiahsbd 123]

yes dear you do.. i'm jennasangel..

who are you?

Hi Honey! I congratulate! you Top 15 Posters!!! Real Big Respect! :wave:
I a new member in clubjenna.com! Jenna Great! I am glad meetings with you! :hatsoff:

 

[JJzangel]

do you post at all.... i hope you not godzilla if so sorry that i just threw a brick at ya....if not godzilla what is your user name?

 

[eschnabel]

Wow, this is the 25th and I only got two people to compete against!? Sweet! I'm guaranteed at least third! :thumbsup: Gotta think positive.

But, really Marie, :helpme: I need this mouse pad. I just love Jenna and it would be great to actually win something, but I have a greater concern; my mouse. You see my mouse use to have a pad until my dog ate it one day and ....oh. I already told you, huh? Well anyway, my mouse just isn't working right any more. With the old pad, my mouse worked alright, but a new Jenna pad would really allow me to get the most out of my mouse. I know my mouse would love to stroke up and down on Jenna's face. Slow, fast, a steady rhythm, even a good shake from side to side. Oh my mouse would love that! Up, down, up and down, a click here, there, yehh.. slow litttle circlesss aaroound aroundd JJJjj jennna'ss breeasttttsss........ AAAHHHH, OOOHHH UMMmmm...... Phewww. Sorry, uhh, got side tracted. You can see how much my mouse needs this. To deny my mouse this wonderful prize is to condem him to a life of rubbing up and down on a hard wooden desk. Have a heart and truely give my mouse some joy. Plus my wives are starting to hound me about the FreeOnes T-shirt. I shouldn't have told them about this contest. Now, for some reason, they all think they need clothes.

Thank you Marie,

P.S. There's always room for number seven!

 

[Phil77]

:rofl: Funny how know one has yet to even answer any of the questions Marie has asked, just why they should win the mousepad.

 

[Famousbabes]

She asked for the questions to be put in a PM phil.