Confucius say...
Boy and girl go camping together sure to have naughty intent.
Boy who fool around with girl in wrong period get caught red-handed.
Boy who go to bed with sex problem **** up with solution in hand.
Butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
Exotic dancer get applause; prostitute just get clap.
Fly who sit on toilet seat get pissed off.
He who go to bed with itchy bum, **** up with smelly finger.
He who masturbates in front of cash register come into money.
He who pull out too fast leave rubber behind.
He who sneezes without a handkerchief takes matters into his own hands.
He who stands in corner with hands in pocket doesn't feel crazy, feels nuts.
He who stands on toilet seat is high on pot and he who sniffs ****, drowns.
He who stick head in fruit ***** get punch in nose.
It take square arse to **** a brick.
It okay to meet girl in park, but much better to park meat in girl!
People who live in glass house should dress in basement.
Life is like taking a shower. One wrong turn and you in hot water.
Man should learn to masturbate...come in handy!
Man who argue with wife all day get no peace at night.
Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Man who have circumcision lose a bit of foresight.
Man who is jerking off into a peanut butter jar is fucking nuts.
Man who lay woman on ground have peace on earth.
Man who marries a girl with no bust has right to feel low down.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Boy and girl go camping together sure to have naughty intent.
Boy who fool around with girl in wrong period get caught red-handed.
Boy who go to bed with sex problem **** up with solution in hand.
Butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
Exotic dancer get applause; prostitute just get clap.
Fly who sit on toilet seat get pissed off.
He who go to bed with itchy bum, **** up with smelly finger.
He who masturbates in front of cash register come into money.
He who pull out too fast leave rubber behind.
He who sneezes without a handkerchief takes matters into his own hands.
He who stands in corner with hands in pocket doesn't feel crazy, feels nuts.
He who stands on toilet seat is high on pot and he who sniffs ****, drowns.
He who stick head in fruit ***** get punch in nose.
It take square arse to **** a brick.
It okay to meet girl in park, but much better to park meat in girl!
People who live in glass house should dress in basement.
Life is like taking a shower. One wrong turn and you in hot water.
Man should learn to masturbate...come in handy!
Man who argue with wife all day get no peace at night.
Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Man who have circumcision lose a bit of foresight.
Man who is jerking off into a peanut butter jar is fucking nuts.
Man who lay woman on ground have peace on earth.
Man who marries a girl with no bust has right to feel low down.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
