chunky sperm - a question for the males

[sputnikgirl]

Ok, I've wondered about this for a long time. What makes (male) cum a certain consistency, texture, etc? Is it what you eat, or how much water you drink? Are there other factors? I'm asking because it seems that each guy's cum is a different consistency. For me, it affects whether or not I swallow it. Sounds silly, but I hate eggs, and when cum is the consistency of the white part of the egg, I want to throw up, because the texture and the way it feels in my mouth remind me of eggs. Even with a certain guy, it varies. With my fiance sometimes it's really thick and sticky, but other times it's more watery and thin. I've also noticed color variations between males...some is more white than others. Sorry if this is a dumb question, but inquiring minds want to know...

 

[Iamforever]

i think time between orgasms plays a big part on consistency.

 

[squallumz]

ah. chunky cum. i havent had that in sooo long. i dont know why exactly. actually, when i started being really sexually active it stopped being like that.

the colour, white to almost clear, depends on the last time i came. if i dont cum for a day or more, its usually thicker and more opaque.

i know for a fact that what you eat affects the taste. stay away from pickles and artichokes. oh man.

if i cum and have sex again in the same day its usually very clear and much less of it. i noticed too that if it comes in contact with spit or another liquid it turns whiter and gets thicker.

 

[tunsty]

Chunky cum - now 50% more chunks.


lol...can't wait for the TV ads!

 

[jdb67]

When you say "chunky, do you mean like a poridge consistancy or.....

Never mind.

 

[squallumz]

Chunky cum - now 50% more chunks.


lol...can't wait for the TV ads!

i can see the progresso soup comercial already.

mom to football player: "did you finish your chunky sperm?"
football player: "yes, ma." *holds up empty bowl*

 

[ninetysixcavy]

I always thought it was a sign of infertility. When I wack I get some weird lookin shit and I have had two hernia surgery's in my life from athletics. (I started a thread asking if I was fertil or not here on FO a while ago for these very reasons). My right nut is hufe compared to my left because of the opps I had. It would be nice to know if that meant that I was capable of making Jr's.

So, as long as I can bust and I get loads of sperm regardless of what it looks like does that mean I am fertile?

 

[squallumz]

I always thought it was a sign of infertility. When I wack I get some weird lookin shit and I have had two hernia surgery's in my life from athletics. (I started a thread asking if I was fertil or not here on FO a while ago for these very reasons). My right nut is hufe compared to my left because of the opps I had. It would be nice to know if that meant that I was capable of making Jr's.

So, as long as I can bust and I get loads of sperm regardless of what it looks like does that mean I am fertile?

you can get your semen analyzed at almost anywhere for cheap. actually if you go to a sperm bank you can get it done and they pay you.

 

[Roughneck]

i think time between orgasms plays a big part on consistency.

You would be 110% correct.

An added factor is the time taken to 'reach orgasm".


Increased time between ejaculations x Increased speed to reach orgasm = chunkier cum

Bear in mind - the "time between ejaculations" is the PRIMARY variable; the "increased speed to reach an orgasm" is a minor secondary factor. If you've "cum" three times already any given session - no matter how long you take to come again if you repeat - you're cum ain't ever gonna be chunky again.

That's because sperm (and testicular residues) become depleted. It's these substances that primarily bring about "chunkiness" in "cum".

"Cum" (or what we healthcare folks dryly call it "semen") contains just about 5% of "sperm". The rest is mostly made up of fluids from the Prostate, the Seminal Vesicles and residuals from the Cowpers Glands (infact, your Cowper's Glands are what produce the "lube like" nature of regular cum. The secretions of this gland also help with "pre-cum lubing"]. The more time if takes to ejaculate, the more time it allows from sperm to be collected and diluted with secretions from these glands.

Naturally, the more "dilution", the less "chunkier" the cum.


cheers,

So, as long as I can bust and I get loads of sperm regardless of what it looks like does that mean I am fertile?

In essence - yes.

Biology doesn't give a shit about what your balls look like - only how much sperm you produce.

To increase you chances of conception - your wife/SO should begin tracking her menstrual/ovulation cycle. The "12-16th day after the end of her periods" is the best time to attempt conception of a baby.


'Course - don't take my word for it. Talk to your doctor or a fertility specialist.


cheers,

 

[squallumz]

Biology doesn't give a shit about what your balls look like - only how much sperm you produce.

i love it!

 

[Roughneck]

Tried to edit first post - but timed out.

To answer sputnik's question about "color".

* Normal human semen can appear white, grey or even yellowish. Brown or pink/reddish is certainly cause for concern and should be seen by a doctor.

* Human "cum" after ejaculation goes through it's own "changes". It actually has it's own "clotting" process and overall consistency becomes gradually more 'liquid'. This 'clotting' and 'liquifaction' is theorised to help sperm swim through the birth canal.


cheers,

i love it!

Don't thank me - thank Darwin!

This is in essence what Darwin meant by his postulate of "Survival of the fittest".

"Fittest" in Darwin's sense doesn't mean "Brave" "courageous" "strongest" "tallest" "handsomest" "big-boobedest" etc.

"Fittest" means "able to produce copious amounts of variety of gametes coupled with ability to impregnate/spread said gametes".


cheers,
R. (musing that the readers of this thread probably got more information than they bargained for! )

 

[tunsty]

Don't thank me - thank Darwin!

This is in essence what Darwin meant by his postulate of "Survival of the fittest".

"Fittest" in Darwin's sense doesn't mean "Brave" "courageous" "strongest" "tallest" "handsomest" "big-boobedest" etc.

He didn't mention 'biggest gut' did he?..I might just be in with a shout.

 

[squallumz]

and the award for most cum knowledge goes to ...

 

[Roughneck]

It's my duty and my job to know anything and everything I can about the human body, Squally! The human body truly is a remarkable and fascinating thing, you know...

and the award for most cum knowledge goes to ...

:1orglaugh Then you'll like this story:

I once admitted a male patient who had no penis...

.... of atleast you could not see his penis.

See, his scrotum (the sac/pouch holding your balls) was the size of TWO SOFTBALLS. :eek: It was black, blue and red all over.

Poor guy was suffering from congestive heart failure. It took a week of flushing his system with diuretics (and then pumping him back up with K+ and Na+) .... to the point where we could take him to surgery and reduce the inflammation surgically.


Imagine that! A scrotum the size of two softballs! You gentlemen best better pray that you never have to suffer from something like so....

Which reminds me - I need to start a new thread!


cheers,

 

[dave_rhino]

I need to start a new thread!

Oh god... What now...

 

[sputnikgirl]

Thank you Roughneck, for all your insightful information. I learned a lot about chunky sperm.

 

[ninetysixcavy]

It's my duty and my job to know anything and everything I can about the human body, Squally! The human body truly is a remarkable and fascinating thing, you know...

:1orglaugh Then you'll like this story:

I once admitted a male patient who had no penis...

.... of atleast you could not see his penis.

See, his scrotum (the sac/pouch holding your balls) was the size of TWO SOFTBALLS. :eek: It was black, blue and red all over.

Poor guy was suffering from congestive heart failure. It took a week of flushing his system with diuretics (and then pumping him back up with K+ and Na+) .... to the point where we could take him to surgery and reduce the inflammation surgically.


Imagine that! A scrotum the size of two softballs! You gentlemen best better pray that you never have to suffer from something like so....

Which reminds me - I need to start a new thread!


cheers,

My buddy had a nice go-cart some years back that had the steering wheel columbe (spelling) running straight up, virtually right next to his nut sack. Well, he was going full steam ahead when it veered off up our street and straight into a large oak tree one time. :eek: Needless to say, well....It's just painful even thinking about it. :eek:

 

[Roughneck]

Oh god... What now...

Relax sport.... it's nothing to be scared of...


cheers,

sputnikgirl :: "Always a pleasure. Never a chore"

My buddy had a nice go cart some years back that had the steering wheel columbe (typo) running straight up, virtually right next to his nut sack. Well, he was going full steam ahead when it veered off up our street and straight into a large oak tree one time. :eek: Needless to say, well....It's just painful even thinking about it. :eek:

You're talking "trauma".

Well, I won't share "trauma" stories on this board.

Trust me.
You DO NOT want me sharing my trauma stories -- ESPECIALLY those involving peoples genitals -- on this bard.


cheers,

 

[member006]

I guess I can't post in here, since I'm not a male. *shrugs*

 

[Roughneck]

I guess I can't post in here, since I'm not a male. *shrugs*

Well, you could share your opinion/experience about male "cum"